Focusing on indistinct detailsGenerating unnecessary informationDownloading RAMBuffering cursing computerFabricating Russian conspiracyContemplating takeaway orderDeconstructing rubix cubeProcrastinating coffee breaksCultivating trivial small talkExposing imperfectionsCloning imperfectionsCensoring political correctnessFactoring in lazinessSaving lost progressAnalyzing previous messageAttempting to turning off and on againRemoving crippling doubtsSpilling vital coffeeFinding new ideas under the sunImplementing loose disciplineAttempting theoretical creativityChanging coffee filtersForgetting to remember to forgetImporting stale RAW filesDecrypting vague guidelinesReanimating deadlinesEnhancing subjective beautyShadilayingStitching vertical panoramasIgnoring limitationsReevaluating evaluationsDestabilizing office chairCalibrating problem solvingHacking into the mainframeSimulating productivityCompounding omelette without breaking eggsSeizing the memes of productionNormalizing objective absurditiesRestarting modemCompressing superficial workflowBeing politically incorrectWhitening teethPixelating lossless vectorsAligning crooked edgesAvoiding elaborate mistakesDepixelating realityExcessive head scratchingOptimistic ceiling staringEnabling voluntary overtime