Importing stale RAW filesChanging coffee filtersCultivating trivial small talkAnalyzing previous messageHacking into the mainframeSaving lost progressAttempting to turning off and on againSimulating productivityShadilayingAligning crooked edgesIgnoring limitationsForgetting to remember to forgetProcrastinating coffee breaksFactoring in lazinessFinding new ideas under the sunReevaluating evaluationsSeizing the memes of productionFabricating Russian conspiracyExcessive head scratchingDestabilizing office chairBeing politically incorrectEnhancing subjective beautyDeconstructing rubix cubeWhitening teethImplementing loose disciplineFocusing on indistinct detailsCensoring political correctnessRestarting modemAvoiding elaborate mistakesAttempting theoretical creativityContemplating takeaway orderStitching vertical panoramasRemoving crippling doubtsCompounding omelette without breaking eggsOptimistic ceiling staringBuffering cursing computerSpilling vital coffeeCloning imperfectionsExposing imperfectionsReanimating deadlinesNormalizing objective absurditiesCalibrating problem solvingCompressing superficial workflowGenerating unnecessary informationDecrypting vague guidelinesEnabling voluntary overtimeDepixelating realityDownloading RAMPixelating lossless vectors