ShadilayingAttempting theoretical creativityFabricating Russian conspiracyGenerating unnecessary informationDepixelating realitySpilling vital coffeeForgetting to remember to forgetCompressing superficial workflowCultivating trivial small talkBeing politically incorrectSeizing the memes of productionSimulating productivityIgnoring limitationsContemplating takeaway orderChanging coffee filtersCensoring political correctnessDecrypting vague guidelinesFinding new ideas under the sunRemoving crippling doubtsEnhancing subjective beautyHacking into the mainframeRestarting modemProcrastinating coffee breaksFocusing on indistinct detailsCompounding omelette without breaking eggsWhitening teethCloning imperfectionsCalibrating problem solvingAttempting to turning off and on againDownloading RAMExposing imperfectionsNormalizing objective absurditiesReevaluating evaluationsImplementing loose disciplineReanimating deadlinesExcessive head scratchingAnalyzing previous messageFactoring in lazinessDestabilizing office chairSaving lost progressBuffering cursing computerEnabling voluntary overtimeStitching vertical panoramasImporting stale RAW filesPixelating lossless vectorsAligning crooked edgesDeconstructing rubix cubeOptimistic ceiling staringAvoiding elaborate mistakes