Generating unnecessary informationAttempting theoretical creativityCultivating trivial small talkDeconstructing rubix cubeOptimistic ceiling staringCensoring political correctnessFinding new ideas under the sunContemplating takeaway orderCalibrating problem solvingDestabilizing office chairCompounding omelette without breaking eggsHacking into the mainframeSpilling vital coffeeReanimating deadlinesExposing imperfectionsCloning imperfectionsDepixelating realityShadilayingCompressing superficial workflowFactoring in lazinessForgetting to remember to forgetSimulating productivityImporting stale RAW filesFabricating Russian conspiracyFocusing on indistinct detailsProcrastinating coffee breaksStitching vertical panoramasAnalyzing previous messageBuffering cursing computerEnhancing subjective beautyChanging coffee filtersSeizing the memes of productionWhitening teethSaving lost progressExcessive head scratchingRestarting modemEnabling voluntary overtimeAvoiding elaborate mistakesDownloading RAMImplementing loose disciplineNormalizing objective absurditiesRemoving crippling doubtsReevaluating evaluationsAttempting to turning off and on againPixelating lossless vectorsDecrypting vague guidelinesBeing politically incorrectIgnoring limitationsAligning crooked edges