Forgetting to remember to forgetAttempting theoretical creativityAttempting to turning off and on againExcessive head scratchingReevaluating evaluationsGenerating unnecessary informationSeizing the memes of productionChanging coffee filtersStitching vertical panoramasFocusing on indistinct detailsDestabilizing office chairAligning crooked edgesContemplating takeaway orderBuffering cursing computerAnalyzing previous messageReanimating deadlinesExposing imperfectionsEnabling voluntary overtimeDeconstructing rubix cubeRemoving crippling doubtsOptimistic ceiling staringEnhancing subjective beautyAvoiding elaborate mistakesBeing politically incorrectImplementing loose disciplineDepixelating realityImporting stale RAW filesDecrypting vague guidelinesDownloading RAMCloning imperfectionsCompounding omelette without breaking eggsCompressing superficial workflowIgnoring limitationsFabricating Russian conspiracySpilling vital coffeeShadilayingSaving lost progressCultivating trivial small talkPixelating lossless vectorsFactoring in lazinessRestarting modemCalibrating problem solvingWhitening teethHacking into the mainframeSimulating productivityFinding new ideas under the sunNormalizing objective absurditiesCensoring political correctnessProcrastinating coffee breaks