Calibrating problem solvingDownloading RAMAttempting theoretical creativityHacking into the mainframeAttempting to turning off and on againExposing imperfectionsNormalizing objective absurditiesBeing politically incorrectDeconstructing rubix cubeFinding new ideas under the sunReevaluating evaluationsCompounding omelette without breaking eggsIgnoring limitationsExcessive head scratchingReanimating deadlinesFocusing on indistinct detailsCultivating trivial small talkEnhancing subjective beautySpilling vital coffeeContemplating takeaway orderAligning crooked edgesShadilayingImplementing loose disciplinePixelating lossless vectorsForgetting to remember to forgetAvoiding elaborate mistakesOptimistic ceiling staringSeizing the memes of productionWhitening teethImporting stale RAW filesDestabilizing office chairEnabling voluntary overtimeStitching vertical panoramasChanging coffee filtersBuffering cursing computerFabricating Russian conspiracyCensoring political correctnessRemoving crippling doubtsCompressing superficial workflowFactoring in lazinessSaving lost progressProcrastinating coffee breaksDepixelating realityDecrypting vague guidelinesCloning imperfectionsRestarting modemAnalyzing previous messageSimulating productivityGenerating unnecessary information