Ignoring limitationsRemoving crippling doubtsAttempting to turning off and on againFabricating Russian conspiracyChanging coffee filtersExposing imperfectionsImporting stale RAW filesProcrastinating coffee breaksAligning crooked edgesEnhancing subjective beautyHacking into the mainframeCensoring political correctnessRestarting modemCompressing superficial workflowWhitening teethPixelating lossless vectorsDownloading RAMSpilling vital coffeeEnabling voluntary overtimeFactoring in lazinessAnalyzing previous messageDepixelating realityAvoiding elaborate mistakesContemplating takeaway orderDecrypting vague guidelinesSimulating productivitySeizing the memes of productionShadilayingReevaluating evaluationsImplementing loose disciplineStitching vertical panoramasDeconstructing rubix cubeExcessive head scratchingFocusing on indistinct detailsOptimistic ceiling staringBeing politically incorrectAttempting theoretical creativityFinding new ideas under the sunForgetting to remember to forgetDestabilizing office chairGenerating unnecessary informationCompounding omelette without breaking eggsCultivating trivial small talkCalibrating problem solvingSaving lost progressReanimating deadlinesNormalizing objective absurditiesBuffering cursing computerCloning imperfections