Reanimating deadlinesCompounding omelette without breaking eggsRestarting modemSaving lost progressIgnoring limitationsAvoiding elaborate mistakesAttempting theoretical creativityAligning crooked edgesShadilayingEnabling voluntary overtimeCompressing superficial workflowWhitening teethAnalyzing previous messageNormalizing objective absurditiesBuffering cursing computerStitching vertical panoramasFocusing on indistinct detailsAttempting to turning off and on againFinding new ideas under the sunCultivating trivial small talkDepixelating realitySeizing the memes of productionImplementing loose disciplineForgetting to remember to forgetDecrypting vague guidelinesExposing imperfectionsCensoring political correctnessHacking into the mainframeProcrastinating coffee breaksDeconstructing rubix cubeSpilling vital coffeeSimulating productivityContemplating takeaway orderRemoving crippling doubtsBeing politically incorrectCloning imperfectionsDownloading RAMOptimistic ceiling staringEnhancing subjective beautyGenerating unnecessary informationFactoring in lazinessPixelating lossless vectorsExcessive head scratchingReevaluating evaluationsCalibrating problem solvingChanging coffee filtersFabricating Russian conspiracyImporting stale RAW filesDestabilizing office chair