Forgetting to remember to forgetExposing imperfectionsFocusing on indistinct detailsFabricating Russian conspiracyCensoring political correctnessWhitening teethShadilayingDepixelating realityPixelating lossless vectorsFinding new ideas under the sunProcrastinating coffee breaksDecrypting vague guidelinesChanging coffee filtersStitching vertical panoramasAttempting theoretical creativityOptimistic ceiling staringAligning crooked edgesRemoving crippling doubtsSeizing the memes of productionSimulating productivityContemplating takeaway orderDestabilizing office chairFactoring in lazinessBeing politically incorrectImporting stale RAW filesExcessive head scratchingAnalyzing previous messageBuffering cursing computerSaving lost progressCloning imperfectionsIgnoring limitationsCompressing superficial workflowEnabling voluntary overtimeDownloading RAMCompounding omelette without breaking eggsNormalizing objective absurditiesReanimating deadlinesReevaluating evaluationsRestarting modemAvoiding elaborate mistakesSpilling vital coffeeGenerating unnecessary informationEnhancing subjective beautyDeconstructing rubix cubeAttempting to turning off and on againImplementing loose disciplineCultivating trivial small talkHacking into the mainframeCalibrating problem solving