Hacking into the mainframeImporting stale RAW filesExcessive head scratchingIgnoring limitationsFactoring in lazinessDestabilizing office chairFocusing on indistinct detailsAvoiding elaborate mistakesForgetting to remember to forgetCloning imperfectionsAttempting to turning off and on againEnabling voluntary overtimeSeizing the memes of productionBuffering cursing computerGenerating unnecessary informationEnhancing subjective beautyCalibrating problem solvingCompounding omelette without breaking eggsShadilayingExposing imperfectionsAnalyzing previous messageImplementing loose disciplineReevaluating evaluationsChanging coffee filtersRestarting modemDepixelating realityContemplating takeaway orderCompressing superficial workflowSimulating productivitySpilling vital coffeeDecrypting vague guidelinesFabricating Russian conspiracyBeing politically incorrectCultivating trivial small talkCensoring political correctnessAligning crooked edgesOptimistic ceiling staringPixelating lossless vectorsReanimating deadlinesAttempting theoretical creativityWhitening teethProcrastinating coffee breaksStitching vertical panoramasNormalizing objective absurditiesDownloading RAMFinding new ideas under the sunDeconstructing rubix cubeRemoving crippling doubtsSaving lost progress