Simulating productivityPixelating lossless vectorsIgnoring limitationsExcessive head scratchingImporting stale RAW filesReanimating deadlinesDestabilizing office chairCensoring political correctnessEnhancing subjective beautyBeing politically incorrectDecrypting vague guidelinesReevaluating evaluationsSaving lost progressProcrastinating coffee breaksShadilayingSeizing the memes of productionDeconstructing rubix cubeCompressing superficial workflowAttempting theoretical creativityImplementing loose disciplineDownloading RAMHacking into the mainframeEnabling voluntary overtimeFinding new ideas under the sunAnalyzing previous messageForgetting to remember to forgetCalibrating problem solvingOptimistic ceiling staringContemplating takeaway orderCompounding omelette without breaking eggsSpilling vital coffeeCloning imperfectionsAvoiding elaborate mistakesNormalizing objective absurditiesChanging coffee filtersGenerating unnecessary informationRestarting modemDepixelating realityRemoving crippling doubtsFactoring in lazinessExposing imperfectionsBuffering cursing computerAttempting to turning off and on againStitching vertical panoramasFabricating Russian conspiracyFocusing on indistinct detailsCultivating trivial small talkWhitening teethAligning crooked edges