Decrypting vague guidelinesSeizing the memes of productionDestabilizing office chairDownloading RAMCultivating trivial small talkBeing politically incorrectImporting stale RAW filesHacking into the mainframeChanging coffee filtersCompounding omelette without breaking eggsForgetting to remember to forgetGenerating unnecessary informationEnhancing subjective beautyDeconstructing rubix cubeCalibrating problem solvingSpilling vital coffeeRemoving crippling doubtsSaving lost progressCloning imperfectionsDepixelating realityAnalyzing previous messageFocusing on indistinct detailsShadilayingPixelating lossless vectorsAvoiding elaborate mistakesAttempting to turning off and on againNormalizing objective absurditiesReevaluating evaluationsAttempting theoretical creativityEnabling voluntary overtimeContemplating takeaway orderExcessive head scratchingBuffering cursing computerImplementing loose disciplineFinding new ideas under the sunIgnoring limitationsCompressing superficial workflowOptimistic ceiling staringProcrastinating coffee breaksStitching vertical panoramasRestarting modemCensoring political correctnessSimulating productivityAligning crooked edgesReanimating deadlinesExposing imperfectionsFabricating Russian conspiracyWhitening teethFactoring in laziness