Fabricating Russian conspiracySpilling vital coffeeEnhancing subjective beautyGenerating unnecessary informationImporting stale RAW filesReevaluating evaluationsHacking into the mainframePixelating lossless vectorsFinding new ideas under the sunExposing imperfectionsSeizing the memes of productionFocusing on indistinct detailsCultivating trivial small talkDepixelating realityChanging coffee filtersReanimating deadlinesDeconstructing rubix cubeEnabling voluntary overtimeFactoring in lazinessDestabilizing office chairContemplating takeaway orderShadilayingImplementing loose disciplineExcessive head scratchingOptimistic ceiling staringDownloading RAMDecrypting vague guidelinesProcrastinating coffee breaksForgetting to remember to forgetAvoiding elaborate mistakesBuffering cursing computerWhitening teethCompressing superficial workflowNormalizing objective absurditiesBeing politically incorrectAttempting to turning off and on againAligning crooked edgesRestarting modemStitching vertical panoramasCalibrating problem solvingCloning imperfectionsCompounding omelette without breaking eggsSaving lost progressRemoving crippling doubtsIgnoring limitationsAnalyzing previous messageCensoring political correctnessSimulating productivityAttempting theoretical creativity