Seizing the memes of productionShadilayingAligning crooked edgesForgetting to remember to forgetCalibrating problem solvingExcessive head scratchingPixelating lossless vectorsDestabilizing office chairImplementing loose disciplineFabricating Russian conspiracyFactoring in lazinessBeing politically incorrectExposing imperfectionsProcrastinating coffee breaksCompressing superficial workflowAnalyzing previous messageChanging coffee filtersCensoring political correctnessAvoiding elaborate mistakesFinding new ideas under the sunEnhancing subjective beautyEnabling voluntary overtimeRemoving crippling doubtsFocusing on indistinct detailsSpilling vital coffeeDecrypting vague guidelinesBuffering cursing computerCompounding omelette without breaking eggsOptimistic ceiling staringDepixelating realityDownloading RAMRestarting modemReevaluating evaluationsStitching vertical panoramasNormalizing objective absurditiesWhitening teethHacking into the mainframeAttempting theoretical creativityAttempting to turning off and on againCloning imperfectionsSimulating productivityImporting stale RAW filesContemplating takeaway orderDeconstructing rubix cubeIgnoring limitationsReanimating deadlinesCultivating trivial small talkSaving lost progressGenerating unnecessary information