Depixelating realityShadilayingAnalyzing previous messageGenerating unnecessary informationFactoring in lazinessFinding new ideas under the sunBuffering cursing computerDecrypting vague guidelinesOptimistic ceiling staringExposing imperfectionsSaving lost progressDownloading RAMCompressing superficial workflowRemoving crippling doubtsIgnoring limitationsEnabling voluntary overtimeNormalizing objective absurditiesForgetting to remember to forgetBeing politically incorrectImporting stale RAW filesProcrastinating coffee breaksDeconstructing rubix cubePixelating lossless vectorsFocusing on indistinct detailsReanimating deadlinesAligning crooked edgesCompounding omelette without breaking eggsAvoiding elaborate mistakesChanging coffee filtersExcessive head scratchingDestabilizing office chairContemplating takeaway orderSeizing the memes of productionRestarting modemEnhancing subjective beautyImplementing loose disciplineStitching vertical panoramasSpilling vital coffeeReevaluating evaluationsCultivating trivial small talkAttempting to turning off and on againFabricating Russian conspiracySimulating productivityAttempting theoretical creativityCensoring political correctnessCalibrating problem solvingCloning imperfectionsWhitening teethHacking into the mainframe