Excessive head scratchingBuffering cursing computerPixelating lossless vectorsImplementing loose disciplineWhitening teethDepixelating realityOptimistic ceiling staringFinding new ideas under the sunAttempting to turning off and on againAvoiding elaborate mistakesAligning crooked edgesEnabling voluntary overtimeContemplating takeaway orderEnhancing subjective beautyGenerating unnecessary informationReevaluating evaluationsSimulating productivityReanimating deadlinesSpilling vital coffeeChanging coffee filtersFactoring in lazinessBeing politically incorrectIgnoring limitationsRemoving crippling doubtsForgetting to remember to forgetAnalyzing previous messageImporting stale RAW filesFabricating Russian conspiracyCompressing superficial workflowSaving lost progressHacking into the mainframeCloning imperfectionsStitching vertical panoramasProcrastinating coffee breaksDecrypting vague guidelinesDeconstructing rubix cubeAttempting theoretical creativityRestarting modemCultivating trivial small talkCensoring political correctnessFocusing on indistinct detailsDestabilizing office chairCompounding omelette without breaking eggsExposing imperfectionsDownloading RAMCalibrating problem solvingSeizing the memes of productionNormalizing objective absurditiesShadilaying