Enabling voluntary overtimeCloning imperfectionsAvoiding elaborate mistakesCompounding omelette without breaking eggsCultivating trivial small talkExposing imperfectionsPixelating lossless vectorsRestarting modemContemplating takeaway orderWhitening teethDeconstructing rubix cubeAnalyzing previous messageSimulating productivityForgetting to remember to forgetChanging coffee filtersStitching vertical panoramasDecrypting vague guidelinesBeing politically incorrectFocusing on indistinct detailsExcessive head scratchingShadilayingGenerating unnecessary informationIgnoring limitationsSpilling vital coffeeProcrastinating coffee breaksOptimistic ceiling staringBuffering cursing computerRemoving crippling doubtsCompressing superficial workflowAttempting theoretical creativityDownloading RAMReevaluating evaluationsEnhancing subjective beautyDestabilizing office chairReanimating deadlinesAttempting to turning off and on againNormalizing objective absurditiesSaving lost progressHacking into the mainframeDepixelating realityCensoring political correctnessCalibrating problem solvingFactoring in lazinessFabricating Russian conspiracyImplementing loose disciplineImporting stale RAW filesFinding new ideas under the sunAligning crooked edgesSeizing the memes of production