Restarting modemCompressing superficial workflowFinding new ideas under the sunImporting stale RAW filesCultivating trivial small talkFabricating Russian conspiracyReanimating deadlinesDepixelating realityImplementing loose disciplineSaving lost progressAnalyzing previous messageFactoring in lazinessCompounding omelette without breaking eggsFocusing on indistinct detailsEnhancing subjective beautyDecrypting vague guidelinesExcessive head scratchingShadilayingChanging coffee filtersAttempting to turning off and on againStitching vertical panoramasCloning imperfectionsSpilling vital coffeeBeing politically incorrectAttempting theoretical creativityProcrastinating coffee breaksSimulating productivityContemplating takeaway orderOptimistic ceiling staringPixelating lossless vectorsForgetting to remember to forgetSeizing the memes of productionDestabilizing office chairDownloading RAMNormalizing objective absurditiesDeconstructing rubix cubeExposing imperfectionsReevaluating evaluationsRemoving crippling doubtsWhitening teethBuffering cursing computerCensoring political correctnessIgnoring limitationsEnabling voluntary overtimeCalibrating problem solvingHacking into the mainframeAligning crooked edgesGenerating unnecessary informationAvoiding elaborate mistakes