Calibrating problem solvingForgetting to remember to forgetSaving lost progressImplementing loose disciplineContemplating takeaway orderAligning crooked edgesExposing imperfectionsGenerating unnecessary informationCensoring political correctnessSeizing the memes of productionFinding new ideas under the sunSimulating productivityEnhancing subjective beautySpilling vital coffeeDecrypting vague guidelinesFactoring in lazinessDestabilizing office chairImporting stale RAW filesAnalyzing previous messageShadilayingAttempting to turning off and on againBuffering cursing computerReanimating deadlinesChanging coffee filtersPixelating lossless vectorsCompressing superficial workflowExcessive head scratchingAttempting theoretical creativityRestarting modemCompounding omelette without breaking eggsBeing politically incorrectFabricating Russian conspiracyDepixelating realityDeconstructing rubix cubeWhitening teethCultivating trivial small talkReevaluating evaluationsProcrastinating coffee breaksStitching vertical panoramasCloning imperfectionsRemoving crippling doubtsFocusing on indistinct detailsDownloading RAMAvoiding elaborate mistakesEnabling voluntary overtimeHacking into the mainframeNormalizing objective absurditiesIgnoring limitationsOptimistic ceiling staring