Generating unnecessary informationSaving lost progressPixelating lossless vectorsHacking into the mainframeImplementing loose disciplineExcessive head scratchingStitching vertical panoramasFinding new ideas under the sunDepixelating realityNormalizing objective absurditiesImporting stale RAW filesForgetting to remember to forgetFabricating Russian conspiracyOptimistic ceiling staringExposing imperfectionsRestarting modemDestabilizing office chairCompounding omelette without breaking eggsFocusing on indistinct detailsBeing politically incorrectProcrastinating coffee breaksWhitening teethCultivating trivial small talkDeconstructing rubix cubeCompressing superficial workflowEnabling voluntary overtimeAligning crooked edgesAvoiding elaborate mistakesEnhancing subjective beautyReanimating deadlinesAttempting to turning off and on againFactoring in lazinessCalibrating problem solvingIgnoring limitationsCensoring political correctnessChanging coffee filtersReevaluating evaluationsSeizing the memes of productionDownloading RAMBuffering cursing computerContemplating takeaway orderSimulating productivityAnalyzing previous messageAttempting theoretical creativityCloning imperfectionsDecrypting vague guidelinesRemoving crippling doubtsShadilayingSpilling vital coffee