Optimistic ceiling staringDecrypting vague guidelinesForgetting to remember to forgetExcessive head scratchingAligning crooked edgesNormalizing objective absurditiesEnabling voluntary overtimeBeing politically incorrectFocusing on indistinct detailsGenerating unnecessary informationCompounding omelette without breaking eggsFactoring in lazinessPixelating lossless vectorsAvoiding elaborate mistakesCalibrating problem solvingAttempting to turning off and on againCultivating trivial small talkCensoring political correctnessStitching vertical panoramasContemplating takeaway orderDepixelating realityDestabilizing office chairWhitening teethCompressing superficial workflowDownloading RAMEnhancing subjective beautyFabricating Russian conspiracyRestarting modemExposing imperfectionsAttempting theoretical creativityHacking into the mainframeShadilayingSaving lost progressSpilling vital coffeeImplementing loose disciplineSimulating productivitySeizing the memes of productionFinding new ideas under the sunCloning imperfectionsBuffering cursing computerAnalyzing previous messageReevaluating evaluationsImporting stale RAW filesProcrastinating coffee breaksRemoving crippling doubtsReanimating deadlinesDeconstructing rubix cubeChanging coffee filtersIgnoring limitations