Fabricating Russian conspiracyAttempting to turning off and on againDepixelating realityExposing imperfectionsCloning imperfectionsIgnoring limitationsNormalizing objective absurditiesAvoiding elaborate mistakesCultivating trivial small talkDecrypting vague guidelinesImplementing loose disciplineFinding new ideas under the sunReevaluating evaluationsImporting stale RAW filesSpilling vital coffeeBeing politically incorrectRestarting modemSaving lost progressWhitening teethGenerating unnecessary informationEnabling voluntary overtimeProcrastinating coffee breaksForgetting to remember to forgetShadilayingDownloading RAMEnhancing subjective beautyContemplating takeaway orderFactoring in lazinessSeizing the memes of productionReanimating deadlinesPixelating lossless vectorsCompounding omelette without breaking eggsAnalyzing previous messageCensoring political correctnessExcessive head scratchingCompressing superficial workflowAttempting theoretical creativitySimulating productivityDeconstructing rubix cubeRemoving crippling doubtsHacking into the mainframeFocusing on indistinct detailsDestabilizing office chairAligning crooked edgesOptimistic ceiling staringBuffering cursing computerChanging coffee filtersStitching vertical panoramasCalibrating problem solving