Contemplating takeaway orderDownloading RAMSeizing the memes of productionExposing imperfectionsFactoring in lazinessOptimistic ceiling staringEnhancing subjective beautyCloning imperfectionsFocusing on indistinct detailsProcrastinating coffee breaksAnalyzing previous messageImporting stale RAW filesIgnoring limitationsSpilling vital coffeeAvoiding elaborate mistakesImplementing loose disciplineBeing politically incorrectGenerating unnecessary informationBuffering cursing computerCompounding omelette without breaking eggsAttempting theoretical creativityStitching vertical panoramasAligning crooked edgesDeconstructing rubix cubeSimulating productivityDepixelating realitySaving lost progressRestarting modemPixelating lossless vectorsChanging coffee filtersCompressing superficial workflowShadilayingCultivating trivial small talkReanimating deadlinesFinding new ideas under the sunDecrypting vague guidelinesFabricating Russian conspiracyCalibrating problem solvingWhitening teethReevaluating evaluationsExcessive head scratchingHacking into the mainframeEnabling voluntary overtimeNormalizing objective absurditiesAttempting to turning off and on againCensoring political correctnessRemoving crippling doubtsDestabilizing office chairForgetting to remember to forget