Avoiding elaborate mistakesRestarting modemAnalyzing previous messageShadilayingSaving lost progressForgetting to remember to forgetCalibrating problem solvingBuffering cursing computerNormalizing objective absurditiesCultivating trivial small talkFabricating Russian conspiracyDownloading RAMOptimistic ceiling staringCompressing superficial workflowDecrypting vague guidelinesAligning crooked edgesCloning imperfectionsCompounding omelette without breaking eggsBeing politically incorrectReevaluating evaluationsExcessive head scratchingHacking into the mainframeImporting stale RAW filesAttempting to turning off and on againFactoring in lazinessDestabilizing office chairSimulating productivityStitching vertical panoramasDepixelating realityCensoring political correctnessImplementing loose disciplineRemoving crippling doubtsSeizing the memes of productionExposing imperfectionsDeconstructing rubix cubeEnabling voluntary overtimeFinding new ideas under the sunProcrastinating coffee breaksReanimating deadlinesSpilling vital coffeeWhitening teethIgnoring limitationsChanging coffee filtersFocusing on indistinct detailsEnhancing subjective beautyAttempting theoretical creativityPixelating lossless vectorsContemplating takeaway orderGenerating unnecessary information