Attempting to turning off and on againBuffering cursing computerForgetting to remember to forgetChanging coffee filtersCensoring political correctnessReevaluating evaluationsExposing imperfectionsPixelating lossless vectorsDeconstructing rubix cubeAvoiding elaborate mistakesAligning crooked edgesDecrypting vague guidelinesDownloading RAMSimulating productivityEnabling voluntary overtimeCompressing superficial workflowDestabilizing office chairOptimistic ceiling staringContemplating takeaway orderReanimating deadlinesCompounding omelette without breaking eggsSeizing the memes of productionWhitening teethFinding new ideas under the sunEnhancing subjective beautyNormalizing objective absurditiesRestarting modemSaving lost progressFactoring in lazinessImporting stale RAW filesAnalyzing previous messageCloning imperfectionsProcrastinating coffee breaksIgnoring limitationsDepixelating realitySpilling vital coffeeBeing politically incorrectFabricating Russian conspiracyRemoving crippling doubtsExcessive head scratchingCalibrating problem solvingFocusing on indistinct detailsStitching vertical panoramasGenerating unnecessary informationShadilayingAttempting theoretical creativityCultivating trivial small talkImplementing loose disciplineHacking into the mainframe