Factoring in lazinessCultivating trivial small talkSaving lost progressFinding new ideas under the sunCensoring political correctnessImplementing loose disciplineNormalizing objective absurditiesRestarting modemCalibrating problem solvingSeizing the memes of productionCompressing superficial workflowIgnoring limitationsProcrastinating coffee breaksFocusing on indistinct detailsWhitening teethContemplating takeaway orderDestabilizing office chairDecrypting vague guidelinesAttempting to turning off and on againForgetting to remember to forgetShadilayingBeing politically incorrectRemoving crippling doubtsBuffering cursing computerFabricating Russian conspiracyAvoiding elaborate mistakesExcessive head scratchingAnalyzing previous messageChanging coffee filtersReevaluating evaluationsEnabling voluntary overtimeAttempting theoretical creativityDepixelating realityCompounding omelette without breaking eggsStitching vertical panoramasCloning imperfectionsGenerating unnecessary informationOptimistic ceiling staringSpilling vital coffeeReanimating deadlinesHacking into the mainframePixelating lossless vectorsDownloading RAMExposing imperfectionsDeconstructing rubix cubeAligning crooked edgesSimulating productivityImporting stale RAW filesEnhancing subjective beauty