ShadilayingAttempting theoretical creativityContemplating takeaway orderDestabilizing office chairCompounding omelette without breaking eggsCloning imperfectionsFabricating Russian conspiracyBeing politically incorrectAligning crooked edgesBuffering cursing computerProcrastinating coffee breaksChanging coffee filtersAvoiding elaborate mistakesDepixelating realitySaving lost progressSpilling vital coffeeSeizing the memes of productionEnhancing subjective beautyDownloading RAMNormalizing objective absurditiesStitching vertical panoramasIgnoring limitationsFocusing on indistinct detailsAnalyzing previous messageRestarting modemReanimating deadlinesImplementing loose disciplineImporting stale RAW filesPixelating lossless vectorsHacking into the mainframeWhitening teethCultivating trivial small talkExposing imperfectionsSimulating productivityGenerating unnecessary informationForgetting to remember to forgetCompressing superficial workflowDeconstructing rubix cubeCalibrating problem solvingFinding new ideas under the sunFactoring in lazinessExcessive head scratchingOptimistic ceiling staringEnabling voluntary overtimeAttempting to turning off and on againReevaluating evaluationsRemoving crippling doubtsDecrypting vague guidelinesCensoring political correctness