Forgetting to remember to forgetAnalyzing previous messageAttempting to turning off and on againCalibrating problem solvingDownloading RAMEnhancing subjective beautySaving lost progressReanimating deadlinesShadilayingDepixelating realityReevaluating evaluationsChanging coffee filtersCloning imperfectionsPixelating lossless vectorsDecrypting vague guidelinesRestarting modemWhitening teethIgnoring limitationsCompounding omelette without breaking eggsSpilling vital coffeeProcrastinating coffee breaksCompressing superficial workflowStitching vertical panoramasExposing imperfectionsFocusing on indistinct detailsFactoring in lazinessSimulating productivityFabricating Russian conspiracyCultivating trivial small talkOptimistic ceiling staringNormalizing objective absurditiesSeizing the memes of productionBuffering cursing computerAvoiding elaborate mistakesEnabling voluntary overtimeAttempting theoretical creativityDestabilizing office chairRemoving crippling doubtsBeing politically incorrectContemplating takeaway orderFinding new ideas under the sunDeconstructing rubix cubeAligning crooked edgesImplementing loose disciplineImporting stale RAW filesHacking into the mainframeExcessive head scratchingCensoring political correctnessGenerating unnecessary information