Censoring political correctnessEnhancing subjective beautyFabricating Russian conspiracyDepixelating realityDecrypting vague guidelinesFinding new ideas under the sunExcessive head scratchingBuffering cursing computerNormalizing objective absurditiesCultivating trivial small talkImplementing loose disciplineSimulating productivityRemoving crippling doubtsDeconstructing rubix cubeDownloading RAMBeing politically incorrectImporting stale RAW filesRestarting modemIgnoring limitationsStitching vertical panoramasHacking into the mainframeSeizing the memes of productionExposing imperfectionsReevaluating evaluationsFactoring in lazinessPixelating lossless vectorsAttempting to turning off and on againAnalyzing previous messageSaving lost progressCloning imperfectionsCalibrating problem solvingDestabilizing office chairEnabling voluntary overtimeWhitening teethCompounding omelette without breaking eggsAttempting theoretical creativityAvoiding elaborate mistakesShadilayingForgetting to remember to forgetOptimistic ceiling staringProcrastinating coffee breaksFocusing on indistinct detailsGenerating unnecessary informationCompressing superficial workflowAligning crooked edgesSpilling vital coffeeChanging coffee filtersContemplating takeaway orderReanimating deadlines