Normalizing objective absurditiesForgetting to remember to forgetOptimistic ceiling staringBuffering cursing computerImporting stale RAW filesWhitening teethAligning crooked edgesImplementing loose disciplineReevaluating evaluationsDecrypting vague guidelinesFabricating Russian conspiracyEnhancing subjective beautySpilling vital coffeeStitching vertical panoramasChanging coffee filtersCompressing superficial workflowDestabilizing office chairEnabling voluntary overtimeAnalyzing previous messageCompounding omelette without breaking eggsRemoving crippling doubtsExposing imperfectionsCalibrating problem solvingSimulating productivityDepixelating realityDownloading RAMPixelating lossless vectorsShadilayingCensoring political correctnessFocusing on indistinct detailsHacking into the mainframeFinding new ideas under the sunAttempting theoretical creativityCloning imperfectionsCultivating trivial small talkExcessive head scratchingGenerating unnecessary informationAttempting to turning off and on againContemplating takeaway orderFactoring in lazinessAvoiding elaborate mistakesRestarting modemIgnoring limitationsDeconstructing rubix cubeReanimating deadlinesProcrastinating coffee breaksBeing politically incorrectSaving lost progressSeizing the memes of production