Saving lost progressReevaluating evaluationsForgetting to remember to forgetBeing politically incorrectFabricating Russian conspiracyEnabling voluntary overtimeAnalyzing previous messageImporting stale RAW filesExposing imperfectionsCompressing superficial workflowChanging coffee filtersIgnoring limitationsCalibrating problem solvingWhitening teethAligning crooked edgesExcessive head scratchingHacking into the mainframeFinding new ideas under the sunImplementing loose disciplineSimulating productivitySeizing the memes of productionCensoring political correctnessRestarting modemNormalizing objective absurditiesDepixelating realityFactoring in lazinessSpilling vital coffeePixelating lossless vectorsAttempting to turning off and on againCultivating trivial small talkStitching vertical panoramasContemplating takeaway orderFocusing on indistinct detailsAvoiding elaborate mistakesReanimating deadlinesShadilayingDecrypting vague guidelinesAttempting theoretical creativityDownloading RAMEnhancing subjective beautyOptimistic ceiling staringRemoving crippling doubtsProcrastinating coffee breaksCompounding omelette without breaking eggsGenerating unnecessary informationCloning imperfectionsDeconstructing rubix cubeDestabilizing office chairBuffering cursing computer