Procrastinating coffee breaksReanimating deadlinesDecrypting vague guidelinesWhitening teethImporting stale RAW filesSaving lost progressAttempting theoretical creativityContemplating takeaway orderSpilling vital coffeeFactoring in lazinessChanging coffee filtersStitching vertical panoramasCultivating trivial small talkPixelating lossless vectorsAvoiding elaborate mistakesCloning imperfectionsCalibrating problem solvingIgnoring limitationsBuffering cursing computerDeconstructing rubix cubeCompounding omelette without breaking eggsFabricating Russian conspiracyHacking into the mainframeBeing politically incorrectForgetting to remember to forgetSeizing the memes of productionGenerating unnecessary informationDownloading RAMAnalyzing previous messageShadilayingFinding new ideas under the sunDestabilizing office chairNormalizing objective absurditiesAligning crooked edgesExposing imperfectionsDepixelating realityCompressing superficial workflowRestarting modemExcessive head scratchingCensoring political correctnessRemoving crippling doubtsImplementing loose disciplineOptimistic ceiling staringEnabling voluntary overtimeAttempting to turning off and on againReevaluating evaluationsFocusing on indistinct detailsEnhancing subjective beautySimulating productivity