Buffering cursing computerDepixelating realityFocusing on indistinct detailsStitching vertical panoramasChanging coffee filtersAvoiding elaborate mistakesContemplating takeaway orderReanimating deadlinesForgetting to remember to forgetAttempting to turning off and on againProcrastinating coffee breaksCultivating trivial small talkDownloading RAMFinding new ideas under the sunBeing politically incorrectFactoring in lazinessImplementing loose disciplineSimulating productivityCensoring political correctnessWhitening teethNormalizing objective absurditiesCompressing superficial workflowEnabling voluntary overtimeHacking into the mainframeCalibrating problem solvingEnhancing subjective beautyOptimistic ceiling staringIgnoring limitationsDecrypting vague guidelinesImporting stale RAW filesGenerating unnecessary informationExcessive head scratchingAttempting theoretical creativityCloning imperfectionsRemoving crippling doubtsAligning crooked edgesCompounding omelette without breaking eggsSaving lost progressReevaluating evaluationsExposing imperfectionsDeconstructing rubix cubeSeizing the memes of productionRestarting modemAnalyzing previous messageDestabilizing office chairFabricating Russian conspiracyShadilayingSpilling vital coffeePixelating lossless vectors