Depixelating realityBeing politically incorrectFinding new ideas under the sunIgnoring limitationsExcessive head scratchingStitching vertical panoramasAnalyzing previous messageSeizing the memes of productionAttempting theoretical creativityContemplating takeaway orderGenerating unnecessary informationFocusing on indistinct detailsPixelating lossless vectorsForgetting to remember to forgetRestarting modemExposing imperfectionsNormalizing objective absurditiesAttempting to turning off and on againSpilling vital coffeeChanging coffee filtersCultivating trivial small talkShadilayingSimulating productivityHacking into the mainframeReanimating deadlinesDestabilizing office chairProcrastinating coffee breaksFactoring in lazinessReevaluating evaluationsEnhancing subjective beautySaving lost progressOptimistic ceiling staringDeconstructing rubix cubeImporting stale RAW filesAvoiding elaborate mistakesFabricating Russian conspiracyCloning imperfectionsRemoving crippling doubtsImplementing loose disciplineAligning crooked edgesCensoring political correctnessDecrypting vague guidelinesCompounding omelette without breaking eggsBuffering cursing computerCompressing superficial workflowEnabling voluntary overtimeDownloading RAMWhitening teethCalibrating problem solving