Reanimating deadlinesCalibrating problem solvingRestarting modemChanging coffee filtersFinding new ideas under the sunEnhancing subjective beautyDownloading RAMWhitening teethContemplating takeaway orderSaving lost progressEnabling voluntary overtimeExcessive head scratchingDepixelating realityRemoving crippling doubtsImporting stale RAW filesProcrastinating coffee breaksBuffering cursing computerFabricating Russian conspiracyFocusing on indistinct detailsIgnoring limitationsAttempting theoretical creativityAligning crooked edgesCultivating trivial small talkCompounding omelette without breaking eggsAvoiding elaborate mistakesHacking into the mainframeBeing politically incorrectDecrypting vague guidelinesForgetting to remember to forgetDeconstructing rubix cubeCloning imperfectionsNormalizing objective absurditiesSeizing the memes of productionPixelating lossless vectorsCensoring political correctnessAttempting to turning off and on againDestabilizing office chairCompressing superficial workflowSpilling vital coffeeGenerating unnecessary informationSimulating productivityExposing imperfectionsReevaluating evaluationsShadilayingImplementing loose disciplineAnalyzing previous messageOptimistic ceiling staringStitching vertical panoramasFactoring in laziness