Focusing on indistinct detailsCensoring political correctnessExcessive head scratchingImplementing loose disciplineCultivating trivial small talkDestabilizing office chairProcrastinating coffee breaksBeing politically incorrectSimulating productivityAligning crooked edgesCalibrating problem solvingWhitening teethSeizing the memes of productionContemplating takeaway orderEnhancing subjective beautyCloning imperfectionsChanging coffee filtersNormalizing objective absurditiesShadilayingStitching vertical panoramasFinding new ideas under the sunCompounding omelette without breaking eggsBuffering cursing computerAttempting to turning off and on againSaving lost progressDownloading RAMAnalyzing previous messagePixelating lossless vectorsRestarting modemGenerating unnecessary informationDecrypting vague guidelinesEnabling voluntary overtimeOptimistic ceiling staringExposing imperfectionsAvoiding elaborate mistakesCompressing superficial workflowSpilling vital coffeeImporting stale RAW filesRemoving crippling doubtsIgnoring limitationsReevaluating evaluationsDeconstructing rubix cubeForgetting to remember to forgetReanimating deadlinesAttempting theoretical creativityHacking into the mainframeDepixelating realityFactoring in lazinessFabricating Russian conspiracy