Whitening teethSeizing the memes of productionIgnoring limitationsAttempting to turning off and on againGenerating unnecessary informationHacking into the mainframeFactoring in lazinessImporting stale RAW filesRemoving crippling doubtsCultivating trivial small talkAnalyzing previous messageProcrastinating coffee breaksAligning crooked edgesStitching vertical panoramasDestabilizing office chairDepixelating realityDownloading RAMDeconstructing rubix cubeChanging coffee filtersExposing imperfectionsFinding new ideas under the sunEnabling voluntary overtimeContemplating takeaway orderOptimistic ceiling staringFabricating Russian conspiracyRestarting modemImplementing loose disciplineDecrypting vague guidelinesShadilayingFocusing on indistinct detailsSaving lost progressCompounding omelette without breaking eggsSimulating productivityReevaluating evaluationsBeing politically incorrectReanimating deadlinesForgetting to remember to forgetExcessive head scratchingNormalizing objective absurditiesBuffering cursing computerEnhancing subjective beautyCensoring political correctnessSpilling vital coffeeCompressing superficial workflowAttempting theoretical creativityAvoiding elaborate mistakesCalibrating problem solvingCloning imperfectionsPixelating lossless vectors