Attempting theoretical creativityDeconstructing rubix cubeOptimistic ceiling staringSpilling vital coffeeBuffering cursing computerGenerating unnecessary informationImplementing loose disciplineEnabling voluntary overtimeIgnoring limitationsReanimating deadlinesFactoring in lazinessAttempting to turning off and on againNormalizing objective absurditiesForgetting to remember to forgetCloning imperfectionsDownloading RAMImporting stale RAW filesDecrypting vague guidelinesSaving lost progressExposing imperfectionsDestabilizing office chairAligning crooked edgesFabricating Russian conspiracyReevaluating evaluationsHacking into the mainframeContemplating takeaway orderCompressing superficial workflowAnalyzing previous messageAvoiding elaborate mistakesWhitening teethRestarting modemShadilayingBeing politically incorrectSimulating productivityRemoving crippling doubtsCompounding omelette without breaking eggsCensoring political correctnessPixelating lossless vectorsDepixelating realitySeizing the memes of productionFocusing on indistinct detailsExcessive head scratchingFinding new ideas under the sunStitching vertical panoramasEnhancing subjective beautyChanging coffee filtersProcrastinating coffee breaksCalibrating problem solvingCultivating trivial small talk