Hacking into the mainframeImporting stale RAW filesFactoring in lazinessEnhancing subjective beautyCalibrating problem solvingCultivating trivial small talkBuffering cursing computerAttempting to turning off and on againAttempting theoretical creativityBeing politically incorrectReevaluating evaluationsNormalizing objective absurditiesDownloading RAMCensoring political correctnessSpilling vital coffeeExcessive head scratchingExposing imperfectionsReanimating deadlinesAnalyzing previous messageRestarting modemFinding new ideas under the sunAligning crooked edgesForgetting to remember to forgetDeconstructing rubix cubeGenerating unnecessary informationCompounding omelette without breaking eggsEnabling voluntary overtimeChanging coffee filtersDecrypting vague guidelinesProcrastinating coffee breaksSaving lost progressIgnoring limitationsSimulating productivityShadilayingRemoving crippling doubtsFabricating Russian conspiracyCompressing superficial workflowStitching vertical panoramasCloning imperfectionsAvoiding elaborate mistakesDepixelating realityOptimistic ceiling staringPixelating lossless vectorsWhitening teethDestabilizing office chairImplementing loose disciplineSeizing the memes of productionContemplating takeaway orderFocusing on indistinct details