Analyzing previous messageExposing imperfectionsIgnoring limitationsForgetting to remember to forgetBeing politically incorrectFabricating Russian conspiracyDownloading RAMExcessive head scratchingDepixelating realityCompounding omelette without breaking eggsShadilayingStitching vertical panoramasRemoving crippling doubtsReevaluating evaluationsAttempting to turning off and on againSimulating productivityHacking into the mainframeFinding new ideas under the sunSaving lost progressSeizing the memes of productionDestabilizing office chairWhitening teethProcrastinating coffee breaksAligning crooked edgesGenerating unnecessary informationCensoring political correctnessCloning imperfectionsCompressing superficial workflowDecrypting vague guidelinesPixelating lossless vectorsSpilling vital coffeeFactoring in lazinessImporting stale RAW filesContemplating takeaway orderReanimating deadlinesChanging coffee filtersNormalizing objective absurditiesDeconstructing rubix cubeBuffering cursing computerFocusing on indistinct detailsEnabling voluntary overtimeEnhancing subjective beautyAttempting theoretical creativityCultivating trivial small talkImplementing loose disciplineRestarting modemCalibrating problem solvingOptimistic ceiling staringAvoiding elaborate mistakes