Enhancing subjective beautyForgetting to remember to forgetFinding new ideas under the sunSpilling vital coffeeAvoiding elaborate mistakesDeconstructing rubix cubeAnalyzing previous messageWhitening teethCalibrating problem solvingSeizing the memes of productionDecrypting vague guidelinesSimulating productivityCompressing superficial workflowPixelating lossless vectorsExcessive head scratchingIgnoring limitationsContemplating takeaway orderFocusing on indistinct detailsRestarting modemFactoring in lazinessAttempting to turning off and on againOptimistic ceiling staringGenerating unnecessary informationCultivating trivial small talkImporting stale RAW filesCloning imperfectionsNormalizing objective absurditiesHacking into the mainframeCensoring political correctnessRemoving crippling doubtsExposing imperfectionsDestabilizing office chairBeing politically incorrectDepixelating realityImplementing loose disciplineEnabling voluntary overtimeReevaluating evaluationsDownloading RAMFabricating Russian conspiracySaving lost progressShadilayingAttempting theoretical creativityReanimating deadlinesCompounding omelette without breaking eggsChanging coffee filtersStitching vertical panoramasAligning crooked edgesBuffering cursing computerProcrastinating coffee breaks