Factoring in lazinessAttempting theoretical creativitySeizing the memes of productionCultivating trivial small talkRemoving crippling doubtsExcessive head scratchingChanging coffee filtersExposing imperfectionsCalibrating problem solvingBuffering cursing computerReevaluating evaluationsFinding new ideas under the sunDecrypting vague guidelinesCensoring political correctnessAvoiding elaborate mistakesCloning imperfectionsGenerating unnecessary informationFabricating Russian conspiracyDeconstructing rubix cubeAnalyzing previous messageCompressing superficial workflowPixelating lossless vectorsProcrastinating coffee breaksFocusing on indistinct detailsImporting stale RAW filesForgetting to remember to forgetEnhancing subjective beautySpilling vital coffeeAttempting to turning off and on againStitching vertical panoramasReanimating deadlinesWhitening teethImplementing loose disciplineSaving lost progressShadilayingDepixelating realityAligning crooked edgesRestarting modemDownloading RAMHacking into the mainframeSimulating productivityContemplating takeaway orderBeing politically incorrectNormalizing objective absurditiesIgnoring limitationsCompounding omelette without breaking eggsOptimistic ceiling staringDestabilizing office chairEnabling voluntary overtime