Attempting theoretical creativityExcessive head scratchingForgetting to remember to forgetFinding new ideas under the sunBuffering cursing computerFactoring in lazinessAnalyzing previous messageDestabilizing office chairHacking into the mainframeOptimistic ceiling staringFabricating Russian conspiracyNormalizing objective absurditiesGenerating unnecessary informationRestarting modemDecrypting vague guidelinesSaving lost progressDepixelating realityFocusing on indistinct detailsCensoring political correctnessCompressing superficial workflowContemplating takeaway orderShadilayingImporting stale RAW filesStitching vertical panoramasReevaluating evaluationsIgnoring limitationsAttempting to turning off and on againCultivating trivial small talkSimulating productivityAvoiding elaborate mistakesCalibrating problem solvingCompounding omelette without breaking eggsSeizing the memes of productionImplementing loose disciplineEnabling voluntary overtimeEnhancing subjective beautyRemoving crippling doubtsAligning crooked edgesPixelating lossless vectorsCloning imperfectionsWhitening teethSpilling vital coffeeDeconstructing rubix cubeBeing politically incorrectExposing imperfectionsChanging coffee filtersReanimating deadlinesDownloading RAMProcrastinating coffee breaks