Finding new ideas under the sunCloning imperfectionsContemplating takeaway orderDownloading RAMRestarting modemAligning crooked edgesAnalyzing previous messageBuffering cursing computerDeconstructing rubix cubeEnhancing subjective beautyAttempting theoretical creativityReanimating deadlinesCensoring political correctnessDecrypting vague guidelinesProcrastinating coffee breaksForgetting to remember to forgetStitching vertical panoramasSeizing the memes of productionRemoving crippling doubtsSaving lost progressCultivating trivial small talkFactoring in lazinessExcessive head scratchingGenerating unnecessary informationPixelating lossless vectorsOptimistic ceiling staringCompressing superficial workflowNormalizing objective absurditiesAvoiding elaborate mistakesCompounding omelette without breaking eggsEnabling voluntary overtimeDepixelating realityImporting stale RAW filesSpilling vital coffeeIgnoring limitationsSimulating productivityImplementing loose disciplineBeing politically incorrectFocusing on indistinct detailsShadilayingDestabilizing office chairFabricating Russian conspiracyReevaluating evaluationsCalibrating problem solvingChanging coffee filtersExposing imperfectionsAttempting to turning off and on againHacking into the mainframeWhitening teeth