Depixelating realityCloning imperfectionsProcrastinating coffee breaksCalibrating problem solvingShadilayingIgnoring limitationsExcessive head scratchingAvoiding elaborate mistakesCultivating trivial small talkAttempting theoretical creativityImporting stale RAW filesBeing politically incorrectReevaluating evaluationsHacking into the mainframeFocusing on indistinct detailsNormalizing objective absurditiesAttempting to turning off and on againReanimating deadlinesAnalyzing previous messageFabricating Russian conspiracyCompounding omelette without breaking eggsSeizing the memes of productionExposing imperfectionsDeconstructing rubix cubeCensoring political correctnessImplementing loose disciplineContemplating takeaway orderStitching vertical panoramasDownloading RAMSimulating productivityWhitening teethFactoring in lazinessGenerating unnecessary informationDestabilizing office chairEnhancing subjective beautyRemoving crippling doubtsPixelating lossless vectorsOptimistic ceiling staringFinding new ideas under the sunDecrypting vague guidelinesAligning crooked edgesSaving lost progressEnabling voluntary overtimeRestarting modemSpilling vital coffeeCompressing superficial workflowBuffering cursing computerChanging coffee filtersForgetting to remember to forget