Attempting theoretical creativityImporting stale RAW filesStitching vertical panoramasCensoring political correctnessProcrastinating coffee breaksRestarting modemCompressing superficial workflowDepixelating realityWhitening teethCultivating trivial small talkReanimating deadlinesDestabilizing office chairAnalyzing previous messageReevaluating evaluationsRemoving crippling doubtsEnabling voluntary overtimeHacking into the mainframeCloning imperfectionsDecrypting vague guidelinesSaving lost progressGenerating unnecessary informationCalibrating problem solvingEnhancing subjective beautySimulating productivityBuffering cursing computerAvoiding elaborate mistakesFabricating Russian conspiracyExcessive head scratchingBeing politically incorrectPixelating lossless vectorsOptimistic ceiling staringShadilayingDownloading RAMFinding new ideas under the sunChanging coffee filtersSpilling vital coffeeFactoring in lazinessAligning crooked edgesDeconstructing rubix cubeNormalizing objective absurditiesForgetting to remember to forgetImplementing loose disciplineCompounding omelette without breaking eggsIgnoring limitationsExposing imperfectionsFocusing on indistinct detailsAttempting to turning off and on againContemplating takeaway orderSeizing the memes of production