Compressing superficial workflowCloning imperfectionsDepixelating realityAnalyzing previous messageExposing imperfectionsFabricating Russian conspiracyReanimating deadlinesDownloading RAMContemplating takeaway orderSaving lost progressRestarting modemCensoring political correctnessSeizing the memes of productionHacking into the mainframeGenerating unnecessary informationCalibrating problem solvingAvoiding elaborate mistakesFinding new ideas under the sunShadilayingEnhancing subjective beautyFactoring in lazinessImporting stale RAW filesStitching vertical panoramasSimulating productivityDestabilizing office chairExcessive head scratchingPixelating lossless vectorsNormalizing objective absurditiesEnabling voluntary overtimeBeing politically incorrectAligning crooked edgesRemoving crippling doubtsIgnoring limitationsDeconstructing rubix cubeImplementing loose disciplineAttempting to turning off and on againChanging coffee filtersProcrastinating coffee breaksWhitening teethSpilling vital coffeeBuffering cursing computerFocusing on indistinct detailsCultivating trivial small talkReevaluating evaluationsDecrypting vague guidelinesForgetting to remember to forgetOptimistic ceiling staringCompounding omelette without breaking eggsAttempting theoretical creativity