Hacking into the mainframeImporting stale RAW filesAnalyzing previous messageDestabilizing office chairWhitening teethCensoring political correctnessEnhancing subjective beautyCloning imperfectionsSaving lost progressPixelating lossless vectorsAligning crooked edgesProcrastinating coffee breaksReanimating deadlinesBuffering cursing computerNormalizing objective absurditiesEnabling voluntary overtimeFabricating Russian conspiracyDecrypting vague guidelinesCompressing superficial workflowFinding new ideas under the sunSpilling vital coffeeForgetting to remember to forgetAvoiding elaborate mistakesStitching vertical panoramasDeconstructing rubix cubeAttempting to turning off and on againShadilayingFactoring in lazinessFocusing on indistinct detailsExposing imperfectionsCultivating trivial small talkDepixelating realityGenerating unnecessary informationImplementing loose disciplineIgnoring limitationsChanging coffee filtersSimulating productivityDownloading RAMCompounding omelette without breaking eggsOptimistic ceiling staringExcessive head scratchingBeing politically incorrectSeizing the memes of productionRestarting modemReevaluating evaluationsRemoving crippling doubtsContemplating takeaway orderAttempting theoretical creativityCalibrating problem solving