Generating unnecessary informationContemplating takeaway orderCultivating trivial small talkDeconstructing rubix cubeFabricating Russian conspiracyDownloading RAMAttempting theoretical creativityCompounding omelette without breaking eggsCensoring political correctnessDestabilizing office chairFocusing on indistinct detailsImplementing loose disciplineDepixelating realityExposing imperfectionsAvoiding elaborate mistakesCompressing superficial workflowSpilling vital coffeeChanging coffee filtersStitching vertical panoramasBuffering cursing computerFactoring in lazinessProcrastinating coffee breaksCloning imperfectionsIgnoring limitationsImporting stale RAW filesNormalizing objective absurditiesEnabling voluntary overtimeBeing politically incorrectFinding new ideas under the sunSaving lost progressShadilayingReevaluating evaluationsEnhancing subjective beautyRestarting modemAttempting to turning off and on againSeizing the memes of productionWhitening teethHacking into the mainframeCalibrating problem solvingPixelating lossless vectorsAnalyzing previous messageReanimating deadlinesOptimistic ceiling staringDecrypting vague guidelinesAligning crooked edgesSimulating productivityRemoving crippling doubtsForgetting to remember to forgetExcessive head scratching