Attempting theoretical creativityEnabling voluntary overtimeContemplating takeaway orderFactoring in lazinessProcrastinating coffee breaksStitching vertical panoramasAnalyzing previous messageEnhancing subjective beautyRestarting modemDownloading RAMSeizing the memes of productionBuffering cursing computerIgnoring limitationsAvoiding elaborate mistakesFocusing on indistinct detailsExposing imperfectionsGenerating unnecessary informationCompounding omelette without breaking eggsHacking into the mainframeSpilling vital coffeeDepixelating realityCompressing superficial workflowPixelating lossless vectorsImporting stale RAW filesNormalizing objective absurditiesWhitening teethOptimistic ceiling staringForgetting to remember to forgetCensoring political correctnessDestabilizing office chairFinding new ideas under the sunAttempting to turning off and on againCalibrating problem solvingBeing politically incorrectFabricating Russian conspiracyExcessive head scratchingShadilayingReanimating deadlinesReevaluating evaluationsAligning crooked edgesCloning imperfectionsImplementing loose disciplineSimulating productivitySaving lost progressDecrypting vague guidelinesChanging coffee filtersDeconstructing rubix cubeRemoving crippling doubtsCultivating trivial small talk