Saving lost progressImporting stale RAW filesReanimating deadlinesProcrastinating coffee breaksShadilayingImplementing loose disciplinePixelating lossless vectorsExposing imperfectionsCompounding omelette without breaking eggsDecrypting vague guidelinesExcessive head scratchingCompressing superficial workflowFinding new ideas under the sunHacking into the mainframeContemplating takeaway orderRestarting modemSimulating productivityDeconstructing rubix cubeDownloading RAMEnhancing subjective beautyIgnoring limitationsForgetting to remember to forgetGenerating unnecessary informationNormalizing objective absurditiesCloning imperfectionsOptimistic ceiling staringRemoving crippling doubtsDestabilizing office chairStitching vertical panoramasReevaluating evaluationsSpilling vital coffeeEnabling voluntary overtimeChanging coffee filtersAvoiding elaborate mistakesBeing politically incorrectFabricating Russian conspiracyFocusing on indistinct detailsAligning crooked edgesCensoring political correctnessBuffering cursing computerDepixelating realityCultivating trivial small talkFactoring in lazinessSeizing the memes of productionAttempting to turning off and on againAnalyzing previous messageAttempting theoretical creativityWhitening teethCalibrating problem solving