Decrypting vague guidelinesExcessive head scratchingSeizing the memes of productionBuffering cursing computerImplementing loose disciplineHacking into the mainframeCompressing superficial workflowFocusing on indistinct detailsFabricating Russian conspiracyReevaluating evaluationsStitching vertical panoramasRestarting modemWhitening teethChanging coffee filtersAttempting theoretical creativityFinding new ideas under the sunEnhancing subjective beautyContemplating takeaway orderOptimistic ceiling staringNormalizing objective absurditiesPixelating lossless vectorsAttempting to turning off and on againEnabling voluntary overtimeCloning imperfectionsIgnoring limitationsGenerating unnecessary informationProcrastinating coffee breaksCalibrating problem solvingAligning crooked edgesExposing imperfectionsSpilling vital coffeeFactoring in lazinessCensoring political correctnessCompounding omelette without breaking eggsAvoiding elaborate mistakesSaving lost progressImporting stale RAW filesAnalyzing previous messageBeing politically incorrectRemoving crippling doubtsShadilayingDestabilizing office chairForgetting to remember to forgetDeconstructing rubix cubeCultivating trivial small talkSimulating productivityDownloading RAMReanimating deadlinesDepixelating reality