Attempting theoretical creativityFocusing on indistinct detailsProcrastinating coffee breaksBeing politically incorrectSeizing the memes of productionAvoiding elaborate mistakesBuffering cursing computerOptimistic ceiling staringSpilling vital coffeeCompounding omelette without breaking eggsReevaluating evaluationsExcessive head scratchingReanimating deadlinesRemoving crippling doubtsContemplating takeaway orderImplementing loose disciplineFactoring in lazinessEnabling voluntary overtimeExposing imperfectionsDownloading RAMDeconstructing rubix cubeDestabilizing office chairFabricating Russian conspiracyChanging coffee filtersImporting stale RAW filesNormalizing objective absurditiesHacking into the mainframeRestarting modemIgnoring limitationsSaving lost progressPixelating lossless vectorsStitching vertical panoramasDecrypting vague guidelinesAnalyzing previous messageAligning crooked edgesShadilayingSimulating productivityEnhancing subjective beautyFinding new ideas under the sunCalibrating problem solvingForgetting to remember to forgetCensoring political correctnessWhitening teethAttempting to turning off and on againCultivating trivial small talkDepixelating realityCloning imperfectionsGenerating unnecessary informationCompressing superficial workflow