Exposing imperfectionsEnhancing subjective beautyHacking into the mainframeCultivating trivial small talkFactoring in lazinessWhitening teethSpilling vital coffeeBuffering cursing computerAnalyzing previous messageFabricating Russian conspiracySimulating productivityReanimating deadlinesEnabling voluntary overtimeRemoving crippling doubtsExcessive head scratchingFocusing on indistinct detailsContemplating takeaway orderDownloading RAMRestarting modemAttempting theoretical creativityStitching vertical panoramasAvoiding elaborate mistakesDestabilizing office chairReevaluating evaluationsDepixelating realityCensoring political correctnessProcrastinating coffee breaksGenerating unnecessary informationCompounding omelette without breaking eggsImplementing loose disciplineSaving lost progressImporting stale RAW filesAttempting to turning off and on againCloning imperfectionsPixelating lossless vectorsAligning crooked edgesDeconstructing rubix cubeCalibrating problem solvingDecrypting vague guidelinesBeing politically incorrectCompressing superficial workflowNormalizing objective absurditiesForgetting to remember to forgetFinding new ideas under the sunShadilayingIgnoring limitationsOptimistic ceiling staringChanging coffee filtersSeizing the memes of production