Aligning crooked edgesCloning imperfectionsShadilayingSaving lost progressReevaluating evaluationsCensoring political correctnessContemplating takeaway orderCultivating trivial small talkDecrypting vague guidelinesEnhancing subjective beautyProcrastinating coffee breaksAttempting to turning off and on againRestarting modemFabricating Russian conspiracyOptimistic ceiling staringImplementing loose disciplineExposing imperfectionsForgetting to remember to forgetReanimating deadlinesBuffering cursing computerBeing politically incorrectDownloading RAMFinding new ideas under the sunSpilling vital coffeeAvoiding elaborate mistakesFocusing on indistinct detailsSeizing the memes of productionAttempting theoretical creativityDeconstructing rubix cubeGenerating unnecessary informationAnalyzing previous messageFactoring in lazinessImporting stale RAW filesSimulating productivityWhitening teethChanging coffee filtersIgnoring limitationsExcessive head scratchingNormalizing objective absurditiesCompounding omelette without breaking eggsDepixelating realityHacking into the mainframeDestabilizing office chairStitching vertical panoramasCompressing superficial workflowCalibrating problem solvingRemoving crippling doubtsEnabling voluntary overtimePixelating lossless vectors