Buffering cursing computerGenerating unnecessary informationDecrypting vague guidelinesRemoving crippling doubtsImplementing loose disciplineEnabling voluntary overtimeForgetting to remember to forgetFinding new ideas under the sunReevaluating evaluationsSaving lost progressImporting stale RAW filesBeing politically incorrectNormalizing objective absurditiesRestarting modemExcessive head scratchingContemplating takeaway orderAvoiding elaborate mistakesSimulating productivityAttempting to turning off and on againFabricating Russian conspiracyCalibrating problem solvingWhitening teethAttempting theoretical creativityExposing imperfectionsCloning imperfectionsCensoring political correctnessOptimistic ceiling staringCompounding omelette without breaking eggsIgnoring limitationsChanging coffee filtersStitching vertical panoramasAligning crooked edgesFactoring in lazinessDepixelating realityDestabilizing office chairDeconstructing rubix cubeEnhancing subjective beautyCultivating trivial small talkReanimating deadlinesPixelating lossless vectorsSeizing the memes of productionHacking into the mainframeDownloading RAMSpilling vital coffeeShadilayingAnalyzing previous messageProcrastinating coffee breaksFocusing on indistinct detailsCompressing superficial workflow