Compressing superficial workflowAttempting theoretical creativityFactoring in lazinessCultivating trivial small talkHacking into the mainframeRestarting modemBuffering cursing computerDepixelating realityExposing imperfectionsPixelating lossless vectorsDestabilizing office chairCalibrating problem solvingChanging coffee filtersForgetting to remember to forgetCloning imperfectionsGenerating unnecessary informationAvoiding elaborate mistakesShadilayingFinding new ideas under the sunExcessive head scratchingEnabling voluntary overtimeIgnoring limitationsProcrastinating coffee breaksStitching vertical panoramasReevaluating evaluationsBeing politically incorrectCompounding omelette without breaking eggsImporting stale RAW filesDeconstructing rubix cubeDecrypting vague guidelinesFabricating Russian conspiracyCensoring political correctnessSeizing the memes of productionOptimistic ceiling staringContemplating takeaway orderSimulating productivitySpilling vital coffeeImplementing loose disciplineRemoving crippling doubtsReanimating deadlinesAttempting to turning off and on againAnalyzing previous messageDownloading RAMEnhancing subjective beautyAligning crooked edgesFocusing on indistinct detailsWhitening teethSaving lost progressNormalizing objective absurdities