Calibrating problem solvingWhitening teethIgnoring limitationsHacking into the mainframeBuffering cursing computerDestabilizing office chairFactoring in lazinessCultivating trivial small talkImporting stale RAW filesDecrypting vague guidelinesSeizing the memes of productionCensoring political correctnessBeing politically incorrectExposing imperfectionsCompounding omelette without breaking eggsDepixelating realityImplementing loose disciplineEnhancing subjective beautyRemoving crippling doubtsAnalyzing previous messageForgetting to remember to forgetGenerating unnecessary informationEnabling voluntary overtimeStitching vertical panoramasSaving lost progressNormalizing objective absurditiesSpilling vital coffeeCloning imperfectionsRestarting modemChanging coffee filtersFocusing on indistinct detailsContemplating takeaway orderPixelating lossless vectorsFabricating Russian conspiracyOptimistic ceiling staringProcrastinating coffee breaksAttempting theoretical creativityDeconstructing rubix cubeExcessive head scratchingReevaluating evaluationsCompressing superficial workflowShadilayingAvoiding elaborate mistakesAttempting to turning off and on againReanimating deadlinesSimulating productivityFinding new ideas under the sunAligning crooked edgesDownloading RAM