Compressing superficial workflowStitching vertical panoramasCensoring political correctnessEnhancing subjective beautyBeing politically incorrectCalibrating problem solvingFactoring in lazinessDownloading RAMSimulating productivityEnabling voluntary overtimeSpilling vital coffeePixelating lossless vectorsSeizing the memes of productionAttempting theoretical creativityAttempting to turning off and on againProcrastinating coffee breaksDestabilizing office chairChanging coffee filtersExcessive head scratchingDecrypting vague guidelinesCultivating trivial small talkCompounding omelette without breaking eggsBuffering cursing computerHacking into the mainframeGenerating unnecessary informationAligning crooked edgesExposing imperfectionsOptimistic ceiling staringAvoiding elaborate mistakesImporting stale RAW filesDeconstructing rubix cubeForgetting to remember to forgetDepixelating realityCloning imperfectionsFabricating Russian conspiracyIgnoring limitationsContemplating takeaway orderSaving lost progressRemoving crippling doubtsWhitening teethShadilayingFinding new ideas under the sunReanimating deadlinesFocusing on indistinct detailsReevaluating evaluationsImplementing loose disciplineAnalyzing previous messageNormalizing objective absurditiesRestarting modem