Normalizing objective absurditiesIgnoring limitationsCensoring political correctnessForgetting to remember to forgetDecrypting vague guidelinesAvoiding elaborate mistakesProcrastinating coffee breaksEnhancing subjective beautyStitching vertical panoramasRestarting modemPixelating lossless vectorsCompounding omelette without breaking eggsDeconstructing rubix cubeSpilling vital coffeeHacking into the mainframeExcessive head scratchingWhitening teethChanging coffee filtersRemoving crippling doubtsContemplating takeaway orderEnabling voluntary overtimeCompressing superficial workflowCalibrating problem solvingDownloading RAMAnalyzing previous messageExposing imperfectionsAttempting to turning off and on againBuffering cursing computerCultivating trivial small talkGenerating unnecessary informationReevaluating evaluationsAligning crooked edgesSeizing the memes of productionReanimating deadlinesCloning imperfectionsSaving lost progressFinding new ideas under the sunDepixelating realityShadilayingImporting stale RAW filesBeing politically incorrectImplementing loose disciplineFabricating Russian conspiracySimulating productivityAttempting theoretical creativityFactoring in lazinessOptimistic ceiling staringDestabilizing office chairFocusing on indistinct details