Importing stale RAW filesDepixelating realityCompounding omelette without breaking eggsAttempting to turning off and on againRemoving crippling doubtsFocusing on indistinct detailsSpilling vital coffeeContemplating takeaway orderPixelating lossless vectorsSeizing the memes of productionSimulating productivityCompressing superficial workflowFabricating Russian conspiracyImplementing loose disciplineIgnoring limitationsStitching vertical panoramasDeconstructing rubix cubeDestabilizing office chairCloning imperfectionsReanimating deadlinesCalibrating problem solvingFinding new ideas under the sunBeing politically incorrectExposing imperfectionsExcessive head scratchingFactoring in lazinessAnalyzing previous messageAligning crooked edgesOptimistic ceiling staringAttempting theoretical creativityDecrypting vague guidelinesEnabling voluntary overtimeProcrastinating coffee breaksBuffering cursing computerHacking into the mainframeAvoiding elaborate mistakesWhitening teethCensoring political correctnessForgetting to remember to forgetGenerating unnecessary informationDownloading RAMEnhancing subjective beautyCultivating trivial small talkNormalizing objective absurditiesSaving lost progressChanging coffee filtersReevaluating evaluationsShadilayingRestarting modem