Seizing the memes of productionAnalyzing previous messageSimulating productivityRestarting modemCompounding omelette without breaking eggsDeconstructing rubix cubeDecrypting vague guidelinesEnhancing subjective beautyDownloading RAMIgnoring limitationsProcrastinating coffee breaksDestabilizing office chairFinding new ideas under the sunDepixelating realityFactoring in lazinessCalibrating problem solvingShadilayingHacking into the mainframeBuffering cursing computerSaving lost progressCloning imperfectionsStitching vertical panoramasGenerating unnecessary informationAligning crooked edgesCultivating trivial small talkBeing politically incorrectOptimistic ceiling staringImporting stale RAW filesForgetting to remember to forgetReevaluating evaluationsCensoring political correctnessAvoiding elaborate mistakesRemoving crippling doubtsSpilling vital coffeeFocusing on indistinct detailsImplementing loose disciplineExcessive head scratchingReanimating deadlinesNormalizing objective absurditiesEnabling voluntary overtimeCompressing superficial workflowWhitening teethPixelating lossless vectorsContemplating takeaway orderAttempting to turning off and on againAttempting theoretical creativityChanging coffee filtersFabricating Russian conspiracyExposing imperfections