Depixelating realityBuffering cursing computerOptimistic ceiling staringSpilling vital coffeeAnalyzing previous messageCultivating trivial small talkAttempting theoretical creativityAligning crooked edgesDecrypting vague guidelinesFocusing on indistinct detailsContemplating takeaway orderSaving lost progressCalibrating problem solvingForgetting to remember to forgetCompounding omelette without breaking eggsCensoring political correctnessExposing imperfectionsSimulating productivitySeizing the memes of productionIgnoring limitationsEnabling voluntary overtimeNormalizing objective absurditiesAvoiding elaborate mistakesDeconstructing rubix cubeEnhancing subjective beautyStitching vertical panoramasCompressing superficial workflowRemoving crippling doubtsRestarting modemFabricating Russian conspiracyAttempting to turning off and on againPixelating lossless vectorsFinding new ideas under the sunCloning imperfectionsExcessive head scratchingShadilayingImplementing loose disciplineHacking into the mainframeImporting stale RAW filesDestabilizing office chairDownloading RAMGenerating unnecessary informationWhitening teethProcrastinating coffee breaksChanging coffee filtersReevaluating evaluationsBeing politically incorrectReanimating deadlinesFactoring in laziness