Restarting modemCompressing superficial workflowCensoring political correctnessExcessive head scratchingGenerating unnecessary informationCompounding omelette without breaking eggsDepixelating realityProcrastinating coffee breaksStitching vertical panoramasCalibrating problem solvingAnalyzing previous messageSpilling vital coffeeWhitening teethDeconstructing rubix cubeExposing imperfectionsHacking into the mainframeIgnoring limitationsFocusing on indistinct detailsAvoiding elaborate mistakesReanimating deadlinesAligning crooked edgesFactoring in lazinessSimulating productivityReevaluating evaluationsCloning imperfectionsEnabling voluntary overtimeBuffering cursing computerEnhancing subjective beautyNormalizing objective absurditiesOptimistic ceiling staringBeing politically incorrectFinding new ideas under the sunPixelating lossless vectorsForgetting to remember to forgetImporting stale RAW filesImplementing loose disciplineCultivating trivial small talkSaving lost progressDownloading RAMDestabilizing office chairShadilayingChanging coffee filtersSeizing the memes of productionRemoving crippling doubtsAttempting to turning off and on againContemplating takeaway orderAttempting theoretical creativityFabricating Russian conspiracyDecrypting vague guidelines