Cultivating trivial small talkAttempting to turning off and on againFinding new ideas under the sunProcrastinating coffee breaksReevaluating evaluationsCensoring political correctnessCompressing superficial workflowRestarting modemImplementing loose disciplineDownloading RAMExcessive head scratchingOptimistic ceiling staringHacking into the mainframeImporting stale RAW filesAttempting theoretical creativityDestabilizing office chairAnalyzing previous messageWhitening teethIgnoring limitationsDecrypting vague guidelinesPixelating lossless vectorsFactoring in lazinessEnabling voluntary overtimeSaving lost progressCalibrating problem solvingFocusing on indistinct detailsCloning imperfectionsSimulating productivityCompounding omelette without breaking eggsNormalizing objective absurditiesFabricating Russian conspiracyBeing politically incorrectForgetting to remember to forgetReanimating deadlinesChanging coffee filtersShadilayingSeizing the memes of productionExposing imperfectionsAvoiding elaborate mistakesSpilling vital coffeeEnhancing subjective beautyAligning crooked edgesGenerating unnecessary informationRemoving crippling doubtsStitching vertical panoramasDepixelating realityBuffering cursing computerContemplating takeaway orderDeconstructing rubix cube