Reevaluating evaluationsStitching vertical panoramasCompressing superficial workflowAvoiding elaborate mistakesAttempting theoretical creativityWhitening teethOptimistic ceiling staringFinding new ideas under the sunSimulating productivityChanging coffee filtersForgetting to remember to forgetCensoring political correctnessAnalyzing previous messageGenerating unnecessary informationCompounding omelette without breaking eggsEnabling voluntary overtimeSpilling vital coffeeDepixelating realityDestabilizing office chairBuffering cursing computerExposing imperfectionsFocusing on indistinct detailsCultivating trivial small talkImplementing loose disciplineRestarting modemAligning crooked edgesFactoring in lazinessImporting stale RAW filesIgnoring limitationsExcessive head scratchingDownloading RAMNormalizing objective absurditiesCloning imperfectionsProcrastinating coffee breaksHacking into the mainframeShadilayingSeizing the memes of productionBeing politically incorrectContemplating takeaway orderDeconstructing rubix cubeFabricating Russian conspiracyPixelating lossless vectorsCalibrating problem solvingDecrypting vague guidelinesAttempting to turning off and on againReanimating deadlinesEnhancing subjective beautyRemoving crippling doubtsSaving lost progress