Forgetting to remember to forgetBeing politically incorrectHacking into the mainframeContemplating takeaway orderCloning imperfectionsCompounding omelette without breaking eggsBuffering cursing computerStitching vertical panoramasEnabling voluntary overtimeGenerating unnecessary informationWhitening teethNormalizing objective absurditiesDecrypting vague guidelinesFinding new ideas under the sunFocusing on indistinct detailsExcessive head scratchingCensoring political correctnessDestabilizing office chairPixelating lossless vectorsAvoiding elaborate mistakesReanimating deadlinesFabricating Russian conspiracyCompressing superficial workflowImplementing loose disciplineDeconstructing rubix cubeProcrastinating coffee breaksFactoring in lazinessAligning crooked edgesOptimistic ceiling staringAttempting to turning off and on againChanging coffee filtersRemoving crippling doubtsSimulating productivityReevaluating evaluationsShadilayingSaving lost progressDownloading RAMCalibrating problem solvingDepixelating realityIgnoring limitationsSeizing the memes of productionRestarting modemEnhancing subjective beautySpilling vital coffeeCultivating trivial small talkImporting stale RAW filesExposing imperfectionsAnalyzing previous messageAttempting theoretical creativity