Fabricating Russian conspiracyCalibrating problem solvingAttempting theoretical creativitySimulating productivityAvoiding elaborate mistakesCultivating trivial small talkBuffering cursing computerEnhancing subjective beautyRemoving crippling doubtsSpilling vital coffeeBeing politically incorrectEnabling voluntary overtimeGenerating unnecessary informationStitching vertical panoramasDecrypting vague guidelinesCensoring political correctnessFinding new ideas under the sunNormalizing objective absurditiesDownloading RAMDeconstructing rubix cubeForgetting to remember to forgetRestarting modemCloning imperfectionsFactoring in lazinessDepixelating realityAnalyzing previous messageDestabilizing office chairOptimistic ceiling staringImplementing loose disciplineHacking into the mainframeWhitening teethIgnoring limitationsContemplating takeaway orderImporting stale RAW filesReevaluating evaluationsExposing imperfectionsCompounding omelette without breaking eggsExcessive head scratchingCompressing superficial workflowChanging coffee filtersShadilayingAttempting to turning off and on againSaving lost progressPixelating lossless vectorsReanimating deadlinesSeizing the memes of productionAligning crooked edgesFocusing on indistinct detailsProcrastinating coffee breaks