Restarting modemAttempting to turning off and on againHacking into the mainframeRemoving crippling doubtsCloning imperfectionsSaving lost progressCompounding omelette without breaking eggsImplementing loose disciplineProcrastinating coffee breaksPixelating lossless vectorsGenerating unnecessary informationAligning crooked edgesExposing imperfectionsFinding new ideas under the sunBeing politically incorrectIgnoring limitationsSeizing the memes of productionShadilayingExcessive head scratchingFabricating Russian conspiracyReanimating deadlinesStitching vertical panoramasAvoiding elaborate mistakesCultivating trivial small talkDecrypting vague guidelinesContemplating takeaway orderCompressing superficial workflowCensoring political correctnessEnhancing subjective beautyFocusing on indistinct detailsAttempting theoretical creativityChanging coffee filtersReevaluating evaluationsWhitening teethDepixelating realityDownloading RAMCalibrating problem solvingSimulating productivityOptimistic ceiling staringImporting stale RAW filesDestabilizing office chairAnalyzing previous messageBuffering cursing computerFactoring in lazinessNormalizing objective absurditiesSpilling vital coffeeDeconstructing rubix cubeForgetting to remember to forgetEnabling voluntary overtime