Hacking into the mainframeFinding new ideas under the sunCalibrating problem solvingSaving lost progressAligning crooked edgesDepixelating realityDeconstructing rubix cubeNormalizing objective absurditiesAttempting theoretical creativityDestabilizing office chairImporting stale RAW filesContemplating takeaway orderEnhancing subjective beautyShadilayingRemoving crippling doubtsSeizing the memes of productionRestarting modemBeing politically incorrectProcrastinating coffee breaksDownloading RAMOptimistic ceiling staringForgetting to remember to forgetSpilling vital coffeeCloning imperfectionsImplementing loose disciplineCultivating trivial small talkEnabling voluntary overtimeReanimating deadlinesAvoiding elaborate mistakesSimulating productivityChanging coffee filtersCensoring political correctnessGenerating unnecessary informationWhitening teethPixelating lossless vectorsCompounding omelette without breaking eggsBuffering cursing computerFabricating Russian conspiracyAttempting to turning off and on againStitching vertical panoramasReevaluating evaluationsAnalyzing previous messageIgnoring limitationsFocusing on indistinct detailsExposing imperfectionsCompressing superficial workflowDecrypting vague guidelinesFactoring in lazinessExcessive head scratching