Hacking into the mainframeProcrastinating coffee breaksOptimistic ceiling staringRestarting modemImplementing loose disciplineWhitening teethEnabling voluntary overtimeReevaluating evaluationsGenerating unnecessary informationFactoring in lazinessDepixelating realitySpilling vital coffeeIgnoring limitationsCloning imperfectionsFinding new ideas under the sunRemoving crippling doubtsCompressing superficial workflowAligning crooked edgesAttempting theoretical creativityShadilayingExposing imperfectionsChanging coffee filtersBeing politically incorrectSaving lost progressEnhancing subjective beautyReanimating deadlinesAnalyzing previous messagePixelating lossless vectorsCensoring political correctnessAttempting to turning off and on againFabricating Russian conspiracyCalibrating problem solvingStitching vertical panoramasAvoiding elaborate mistakesForgetting to remember to forgetDeconstructing rubix cubeCompounding omelette without breaking eggsSeizing the memes of productionDownloading RAMExcessive head scratchingDestabilizing office chairNormalizing objective absurditiesFocusing on indistinct detailsCultivating trivial small talkBuffering cursing computerSimulating productivityDecrypting vague guidelinesContemplating takeaway orderImporting stale RAW files