Hacking into the mainframeBeing politically incorrectFactoring in lazinessCloning imperfectionsPixelating lossless vectorsSaving lost progressAligning crooked edgesImporting stale RAW filesAttempting theoretical creativityWhitening teethSimulating productivityFinding new ideas under the sunGenerating unnecessary informationAvoiding elaborate mistakesRemoving crippling doubtsReanimating deadlinesStitching vertical panoramasImplementing loose disciplineShadilayingCompounding omelette without breaking eggsDepixelating realityIgnoring limitationsFabricating Russian conspiracyReevaluating evaluationsCensoring political correctnessExcessive head scratchingNormalizing objective absurditiesOptimistic ceiling staringDestabilizing office chairForgetting to remember to forgetAnalyzing previous messageContemplating takeaway orderExposing imperfectionsSeizing the memes of productionCompressing superficial workflowCalibrating problem solvingChanging coffee filtersDecrypting vague guidelinesCultivating trivial small talkSpilling vital coffeeDownloading RAMDeconstructing rubix cubeRestarting modemAttempting to turning off and on againFocusing on indistinct detailsProcrastinating coffee breaksEnhancing subjective beautyEnabling voluntary overtimeBuffering cursing computer