Reevaluating evaluationsCompressing superficial workflowFinding new ideas under the sunPixelating lossless vectorsWhitening teethCensoring political correctnessFactoring in lazinessAvoiding elaborate mistakesBeing politically incorrectFocusing on indistinct detailsChanging coffee filtersShadilayingBuffering cursing computerProcrastinating coffee breaksCloning imperfectionsAttempting theoretical creativityHacking into the mainframeDeconstructing rubix cubeExcessive head scratchingEnhancing subjective beautyStitching vertical panoramasSimulating productivitySeizing the memes of productionDestabilizing office chairRestarting modemFabricating Russian conspiracyDepixelating realityAligning crooked edgesEnabling voluntary overtimeIgnoring limitationsExposing imperfectionsSaving lost progressRemoving crippling doubtsSpilling vital coffeeCompounding omelette without breaking eggsCultivating trivial small talkDownloading RAMAttempting to turning off and on againNormalizing objective absurditiesContemplating takeaway orderOptimistic ceiling staringReanimating deadlinesGenerating unnecessary informationForgetting to remember to forgetImporting stale RAW filesAnalyzing previous messageCalibrating problem solvingDecrypting vague guidelinesImplementing loose discipline