Compounding omelette without breaking eggsBuffering cursing computerAttempting theoretical creativityReevaluating evaluationsDestabilizing office chairFactoring in lazinessGenerating unnecessary informationBeing politically incorrectReanimating deadlinesForgetting to remember to forgetPixelating lossless vectorsDecrypting vague guidelinesFocusing on indistinct detailsEnhancing subjective beautyShadilayingWhitening teethEnabling voluntary overtimeFabricating Russian conspiracySimulating productivityExposing imperfectionsSpilling vital coffeeDepixelating realityNormalizing objective absurditiesAvoiding elaborate mistakesCultivating trivial small talkOptimistic ceiling staringIgnoring limitationsRestarting modemProcrastinating coffee breaksAnalyzing previous messageRemoving crippling doubtsExcessive head scratchingHacking into the mainframeCompressing superficial workflowCalibrating problem solvingCloning imperfectionsImporting stale RAW filesStitching vertical panoramasSeizing the memes of productionAttempting to turning off and on againDownloading RAMDeconstructing rubix cubeImplementing loose disciplineAligning crooked edgesCensoring political correctnessChanging coffee filtersContemplating takeaway orderSaving lost progressFinding new ideas under the sun