Fabricating Russian conspiracyExcessive head scratchingGenerating unnecessary informationCultivating trivial small talkDeconstructing rubix cubeAligning crooked edgesWhitening teethAvoiding elaborate mistakesImporting stale RAW filesProcrastinating coffee breaksSeizing the memes of productionImplementing loose disciplineCloning imperfectionsCensoring political correctnessContemplating takeaway orderAttempting to turning off and on againFactoring in lazinessChanging coffee filtersReevaluating evaluationsBeing politically incorrectAttempting theoretical creativityHacking into the mainframeSimulating productivityForgetting to remember to forgetRestarting modemFinding new ideas under the sunEnabling voluntary overtimeRemoving crippling doubtsEnhancing subjective beautyExposing imperfectionsSpilling vital coffeeNormalizing objective absurditiesDepixelating realityBuffering cursing computerPixelating lossless vectorsCompounding omelette without breaking eggsDownloading RAMAnalyzing previous messageCompressing superficial workflowIgnoring limitationsDestabilizing office chairDecrypting vague guidelinesStitching vertical panoramasReanimating deadlinesSaving lost progressFocusing on indistinct detailsShadilayingCalibrating problem solvingOptimistic ceiling staring