Calibrating problem solvingChanging coffee filtersGenerating unnecessary informationCultivating trivial small talkAligning crooked edgesCompounding omelette without breaking eggsBuffering cursing computerFabricating Russian conspiracyDecrypting vague guidelinesAttempting theoretical creativityOptimistic ceiling staringReanimating deadlinesStitching vertical panoramasCensoring political correctnessRemoving crippling doubtsSeizing the memes of productionSimulating productivityExcessive head scratchingFocusing on indistinct detailsEnabling voluntary overtimeDownloading RAMReevaluating evaluationsCloning imperfectionsSaving lost progressIgnoring limitationsNormalizing objective absurditiesImporting stale RAW filesPixelating lossless vectorsProcrastinating coffee breaksEnhancing subjective beautyBeing politically incorrectAttempting to turning off and on againDeconstructing rubix cubeSpilling vital coffeeRestarting modemExposing imperfectionsCompressing superficial workflowFactoring in lazinessAvoiding elaborate mistakesDepixelating realityDestabilizing office chairAnalyzing previous messageContemplating takeaway orderForgetting to remember to forgetShadilayingFinding new ideas under the sunImplementing loose disciplineHacking into the mainframeWhitening teeth