Implementing loose disciplineSaving lost progressBeing politically incorrectDeconstructing rubix cubeRestarting modemAnalyzing previous messageDestabilizing office chairCultivating trivial small talkEnabling voluntary overtimeExposing imperfectionsCompressing superficial workflowStitching vertical panoramasCloning imperfectionsCalibrating problem solvingWhitening teethHacking into the mainframeAvoiding elaborate mistakesBuffering cursing computerFinding new ideas under the sunSimulating productivitySpilling vital coffeeDepixelating realityGenerating unnecessary informationContemplating takeaway orderFactoring in lazinessAttempting to turning off and on againEnhancing subjective beautyOptimistic ceiling staringAttempting theoretical creativityIgnoring limitationsShadilayingImporting stale RAW filesProcrastinating coffee breaksRemoving crippling doubtsReevaluating evaluationsCensoring political correctnessDecrypting vague guidelinesCompounding omelette without breaking eggsFabricating Russian conspiracyForgetting to remember to forgetPixelating lossless vectorsChanging coffee filtersNormalizing objective absurditiesDownloading RAMExcessive head scratchingReanimating deadlinesSeizing the memes of productionAligning crooked edgesFocusing on indistinct details