Implementing loose disciplineEnabling voluntary overtimeShadilayingAligning crooked edgesDepixelating realityContemplating takeaway orderChanging coffee filtersFactoring in lazinessBeing politically incorrectNormalizing objective absurditiesSeizing the memes of productionOptimistic ceiling staringSaving lost progressIgnoring limitationsCompressing superficial workflowAnalyzing previous messageAttempting theoretical creativityImporting stale RAW filesDeconstructing rubix cubeRemoving crippling doubtsPixelating lossless vectorsCalibrating problem solvingDownloading RAMReanimating deadlinesDecrypting vague guidelinesAvoiding elaborate mistakesCloning imperfectionsGenerating unnecessary informationFabricating Russian conspiracyForgetting to remember to forgetCensoring political correctnessSimulating productivityReevaluating evaluationsProcrastinating coffee breaksExcessive head scratchingStitching vertical panoramasEnhancing subjective beautyAttempting to turning off and on againFinding new ideas under the sunHacking into the mainframeCultivating trivial small talkSpilling vital coffeeFocusing on indistinct detailsDestabilizing office chairWhitening teethCompounding omelette without breaking eggsBuffering cursing computerExposing imperfectionsRestarting modem