Compressing superficial workflowAttempting theoretical creativitySaving lost progressWhitening teethDepixelating realityEnabling voluntary overtimeForgetting to remember to forgetBuffering cursing computerAnalyzing previous messageContemplating takeaway orderSpilling vital coffeeDecrypting vague guidelinesFabricating Russian conspiracyProcrastinating coffee breaksPixelating lossless vectorsReevaluating evaluationsAttempting to turning off and on againGenerating unnecessary informationCompounding omelette without breaking eggsCloning imperfectionsIgnoring limitationsFinding new ideas under the sunEnhancing subjective beautyChanging coffee filtersFactoring in lazinessStitching vertical panoramasImporting stale RAW filesDownloading RAMSimulating productivityShadilayingAligning crooked edgesExcessive head scratchingReanimating deadlinesAvoiding elaborate mistakesCensoring political correctnessCalibrating problem solvingOptimistic ceiling staringSeizing the memes of productionExposing imperfectionsCultivating trivial small talkRestarting modemNormalizing objective absurditiesFocusing on indistinct detailsImplementing loose disciplineDeconstructing rubix cubeBeing politically incorrectRemoving crippling doubtsHacking into the mainframeDestabilizing office chair