Destabilizing office chairRestarting modemExposing imperfectionsFactoring in lazinessProcrastinating coffee breaksSaving lost progressCompounding omelette without breaking eggsFocusing on indistinct detailsStitching vertical panoramasCensoring political correctnessAttempting to turning off and on againGenerating unnecessary informationCalibrating problem solvingAligning crooked edgesAvoiding elaborate mistakesShadilayingRemoving crippling doubtsCloning imperfectionsSpilling vital coffeeHacking into the mainframeSimulating productivityDeconstructing rubix cubeAnalyzing previous messageBeing politically incorrectForgetting to remember to forgetWhitening teethOptimistic ceiling staringDownloading RAMDepixelating realityBuffering cursing computerContemplating takeaway orderFabricating Russian conspiracyDecrypting vague guidelinesChanging coffee filtersEnabling voluntary overtimeNormalizing objective absurditiesCultivating trivial small talkReanimating deadlinesIgnoring limitationsReevaluating evaluationsExcessive head scratchingSeizing the memes of productionFinding new ideas under the sunImplementing loose disciplineCompressing superficial workflowImporting stale RAW filesEnhancing subjective beautyPixelating lossless vectorsAttempting theoretical creativity