Generating unnecessary informationAvoiding elaborate mistakesEnabling voluntary overtimeBuffering cursing computerSpilling vital coffeeExcessive head scratchingFocusing on indistinct detailsCloning imperfectionsSimulating productivityNormalizing objective absurditiesStitching vertical panoramasChanging coffee filtersCompressing superficial workflowCalibrating problem solvingDepixelating realityOptimistic ceiling staringCultivating trivial small talkWhitening teethAligning crooked edgesPixelating lossless vectorsBeing politically incorrectFabricating Russian conspiracySaving lost progressShadilayingRestarting modemAnalyzing previous messageAttempting theoretical creativityReevaluating evaluationsImplementing loose disciplineCompounding omelette without breaking eggsFinding new ideas under the sunDeconstructing rubix cubeContemplating takeaway orderHacking into the mainframeAttempting to turning off and on againRemoving crippling doubtsExposing imperfectionsForgetting to remember to forgetEnhancing subjective beautyReanimating deadlinesDownloading RAMDecrypting vague guidelinesCensoring political correctnessDestabilizing office chairIgnoring limitationsSeizing the memes of productionFactoring in lazinessImporting stale RAW filesProcrastinating coffee breaks