Cultivating trivial small talkCompounding omelette without breaking eggsCensoring political correctnessEnabling voluntary overtimeProcrastinating coffee breaksImporting stale RAW filesChanging coffee filtersShadilayingCloning imperfectionsNormalizing objective absurditiesDepixelating realityAnalyzing previous messageDownloading RAMExcessive head scratchingRemoving crippling doubtsSaving lost progressImplementing loose disciplineFactoring in lazinessBuffering cursing computerReevaluating evaluationsAligning crooked edgesContemplating takeaway orderFabricating Russian conspiracyWhitening teethBeing politically incorrectFocusing on indistinct detailsPixelating lossless vectorsSpilling vital coffeeStitching vertical panoramasCompressing superficial workflowAttempting to turning off and on againSeizing the memes of productionRestarting modemAvoiding elaborate mistakesDeconstructing rubix cubeSimulating productivityHacking into the mainframeCalibrating problem solvingGenerating unnecessary informationForgetting to remember to forgetAttempting theoretical creativityEnhancing subjective beautyDecrypting vague guidelinesReanimating deadlinesFinding new ideas under the sunExposing imperfectionsOptimistic ceiling staringIgnoring limitationsDestabilizing office chair