Aligning crooked edgesDepixelating realityFabricating Russian conspiracyPixelating lossless vectorsFactoring in lazinessSimulating productivityProcrastinating coffee breaksNormalizing objective absurditiesCensoring political correctnessChanging coffee filtersCompressing superficial workflowSeizing the memes of productionCloning imperfectionsBeing politically incorrectExcessive head scratchingBuffering cursing computerDecrypting vague guidelinesHacking into the mainframeForgetting to remember to forgetReanimating deadlinesOptimistic ceiling staringWhitening teethAttempting theoretical creativityImplementing loose disciplineSpilling vital coffeeEnhancing subjective beautyDestabilizing office chairAttempting to turning off and on againDeconstructing rubix cubeCalibrating problem solvingGenerating unnecessary informationStitching vertical panoramasImporting stale RAW filesCompounding omelette without breaking eggsFinding new ideas under the sunSaving lost progressExposing imperfectionsIgnoring limitationsReevaluating evaluationsFocusing on indistinct detailsDownloading RAMAvoiding elaborate mistakesAnalyzing previous messageCultivating trivial small talkEnabling voluntary overtimeContemplating takeaway orderShadilayingRestarting modemRemoving crippling doubts