Finding new ideas under the sunSeizing the memes of productionPixelating lossless vectorsReevaluating evaluationsSpilling vital coffeeAttempting theoretical creativityRemoving crippling doubtsWhitening teethExposing imperfectionsEnabling voluntary overtimeImporting stale RAW filesImplementing loose disciplineShadilayingContemplating takeaway orderDestabilizing office chairProcrastinating coffee breaksAligning crooked edgesReanimating deadlinesIgnoring limitationsFactoring in lazinessSimulating productivityCensoring political correctnessDeconstructing rubix cubeDownloading RAMFabricating Russian conspiracyFocusing on indistinct detailsDepixelating realityBeing politically incorrectEnhancing subjective beautyChanging coffee filtersCalibrating problem solvingAnalyzing previous messageCloning imperfectionsGenerating unnecessary informationExcessive head scratchingAvoiding elaborate mistakesNormalizing objective absurditiesOptimistic ceiling staringRestarting modemStitching vertical panoramasCultivating trivial small talkDecrypting vague guidelinesAttempting to turning off and on againHacking into the mainframeCompounding omelette without breaking eggsBuffering cursing computerCompressing superficial workflowForgetting to remember to forgetSaving lost progress