Saving lost progressEnabling voluntary overtimeCultivating trivial small talkDownloading RAMGenerating unnecessary informationAvoiding elaborate mistakesImporting stale RAW filesChanging coffee filtersRemoving crippling doubtsSeizing the memes of productionCompounding omelette without breaking eggsExcessive head scratchingAttempting theoretical creativityNormalizing objective absurditiesReanimating deadlinesFabricating Russian conspiracyExposing imperfectionsIgnoring limitationsPixelating lossless vectorsFinding new ideas under the sunOptimistic ceiling staringSpilling vital coffeeImplementing loose disciplineCensoring political correctnessBuffering cursing computerAligning crooked edgesCloning imperfectionsProcrastinating coffee breaksContemplating takeaway orderWhitening teethAttempting to turning off and on againDepixelating realityHacking into the mainframeCalibrating problem solvingDestabilizing office chairFocusing on indistinct detailsBeing politically incorrectFactoring in lazinessStitching vertical panoramasForgetting to remember to forgetReevaluating evaluationsAnalyzing previous messageShadilayingSimulating productivityEnhancing subjective beautyDeconstructing rubix cubeCompressing superficial workflowRestarting modemDecrypting vague guidelines