Censoring political correctnessDepixelating realityShadilayingCultivating trivial small talkEnhancing subjective beautyCompounding omelette without breaking eggsAligning crooked edgesOptimistic ceiling staringFocusing on indistinct detailsHacking into the mainframeFactoring in lazinessNormalizing objective absurditiesSimulating productivityImplementing loose disciplineDownloading RAMSeizing the memes of productionAvoiding elaborate mistakesDestabilizing office chairFinding new ideas under the sunPixelating lossless vectorsContemplating takeaway orderRemoving crippling doubtsAttempting to turning off and on againProcrastinating coffee breaksDecrypting vague guidelinesStitching vertical panoramasBuffering cursing computerSpilling vital coffeeReanimating deadlinesGenerating unnecessary informationIgnoring limitationsImporting stale RAW filesCalibrating problem solvingEnabling voluntary overtimeRestarting modemForgetting to remember to forgetAnalyzing previous messageExcessive head scratchingChanging coffee filtersCloning imperfectionsBeing politically incorrectReevaluating evaluationsSaving lost progressWhitening teethAttempting theoretical creativityFabricating Russian conspiracyExposing imperfectionsCompressing superficial workflowDeconstructing rubix cube