Compounding omelette without breaking eggsCultivating trivial small talkRestarting modemSpilling vital coffeeChanging coffee filtersWhitening teethEnabling voluntary overtimeAttempting to turning off and on againGenerating unnecessary informationShadilayingReevaluating evaluationsSeizing the memes of productionAttempting theoretical creativityAligning crooked edgesDownloading RAMExcessive head scratchingContemplating takeaway orderDepixelating realityIgnoring limitationsCensoring political correctnessEnhancing subjective beautySimulating productivityNormalizing objective absurditiesFabricating Russian conspiracyFactoring in lazinessForgetting to remember to forgetFinding new ideas under the sunImplementing loose disciplineDecrypting vague guidelinesDeconstructing rubix cubeCloning imperfectionsCompressing superficial workflowFocusing on indistinct detailsDestabilizing office chairAnalyzing previous messageStitching vertical panoramasRemoving crippling doubtsCalibrating problem solvingReanimating deadlinesOptimistic ceiling staringBuffering cursing computerSaving lost progressAvoiding elaborate mistakesPixelating lossless vectorsHacking into the mainframeProcrastinating coffee breaksExposing imperfectionsBeing politically incorrectImporting stale RAW files