Procrastinating coffee breaksSeizing the memes of productionCompressing superficial workflowShadilayingRemoving crippling doubtsFactoring in lazinessNormalizing objective absurditiesReevaluating evaluationsDownloading RAMSpilling vital coffeeDeconstructing rubix cubeWhitening teethCloning imperfectionsCalibrating problem solvingForgetting to remember to forgetAnalyzing previous messageDecrypting vague guidelinesEnhancing subjective beautyBeing politically incorrectCultivating trivial small talkImporting stale RAW filesAvoiding elaborate mistakesChanging coffee filtersBuffering cursing computerCompounding omelette without breaking eggsFabricating Russian conspiracyOptimistic ceiling staringReanimating deadlinesAttempting to turning off and on againIgnoring limitationsPixelating lossless vectorsExposing imperfectionsStitching vertical panoramasAttempting theoretical creativityEnabling voluntary overtimeGenerating unnecessary informationRestarting modemSimulating productivityExcessive head scratchingHacking into the mainframeAligning crooked edgesDestabilizing office chairFinding new ideas under the sunSaving lost progressCensoring political correctnessFocusing on indistinct detailsImplementing loose disciplineDepixelating realityContemplating takeaway order