Ignoring limitationsBeing politically incorrectFocusing on indistinct detailsCloning imperfectionsChanging coffee filtersAligning crooked edgesImplementing loose disciplineSaving lost progressDeconstructing rubix cubeWhitening teethOptimistic ceiling staringEnhancing subjective beautyReevaluating evaluationsCensoring political correctnessEnabling voluntary overtimeReanimating deadlinesCalibrating problem solvingBuffering cursing computerAttempting theoretical creativitySimulating productivityProcrastinating coffee breaksFabricating Russian conspiracyAnalyzing previous messageRemoving crippling doubtsCompounding omelette without breaking eggsDestabilizing office chairGenerating unnecessary informationNormalizing objective absurditiesCultivating trivial small talkContemplating takeaway orderForgetting to remember to forgetAttempting to turning off and on againAvoiding elaborate mistakesDepixelating realitySpilling vital coffeeExcessive head scratchingHacking into the mainframeDecrypting vague guidelinesSeizing the memes of productionExposing imperfectionsStitching vertical panoramasShadilayingRestarting modemFactoring in lazinessImporting stale RAW filesCompressing superficial workflowDownloading RAMFinding new ideas under the sunPixelating lossless vectors