Censoring political correctnessFabricating Russian conspiracyExposing imperfectionsReanimating deadlinesCompounding omelette without breaking eggsProcrastinating coffee breaksStitching vertical panoramasSpilling vital coffeeImplementing loose disciplineFocusing on indistinct detailsAvoiding elaborate mistakesBeing politically incorrectBuffering cursing computerDecrypting vague guidelinesDestabilizing office chairFinding new ideas under the sunReevaluating evaluationsSimulating productivityShadilayingCompressing superficial workflowGenerating unnecessary informationChanging coffee filtersHacking into the mainframeCloning imperfectionsAnalyzing previous messageOptimistic ceiling staringNormalizing objective absurditiesExcessive head scratchingForgetting to remember to forgetAligning crooked edgesDownloading RAMAttempting to turning off and on againSaving lost progressWhitening teethRestarting modemContemplating takeaway orderDepixelating realitySeizing the memes of productionEnhancing subjective beautyCalibrating problem solvingPixelating lossless vectorsImporting stale RAW filesCultivating trivial small talkDeconstructing rubix cubeEnabling voluntary overtimeIgnoring limitationsAttempting theoretical creativityFactoring in lazinessRemoving crippling doubts