Being politically incorrectDownloading RAMAligning crooked edgesGenerating unnecessary informationOptimistic ceiling staringHacking into the mainframeFocusing on indistinct detailsCensoring political correctnessCompressing superficial workflowRemoving crippling doubtsProcrastinating coffee breaksPixelating lossless vectorsAnalyzing previous messageAvoiding elaborate mistakesReanimating deadlinesFactoring in lazinessExcessive head scratchingSpilling vital coffeeAttempting to turning off and on againSimulating productivityCompounding omelette without breaking eggsDestabilizing office chairReevaluating evaluationsImporting stale RAW filesCloning imperfectionsWhitening teethStitching vertical panoramasDepixelating realityDeconstructing rubix cubeEnhancing subjective beautySeizing the memes of productionCultivating trivial small talkFinding new ideas under the sunContemplating takeaway orderAttempting theoretical creativityEnabling voluntary overtimeForgetting to remember to forgetFabricating Russian conspiracyExposing imperfectionsImplementing loose disciplineNormalizing objective absurditiesShadilayingChanging coffee filtersIgnoring limitationsRestarting modemDecrypting vague guidelinesBuffering cursing computerCalibrating problem solvingSaving lost progress