Normalizing objective absurditiesSeizing the memes of productionRestarting modemImporting stale RAW filesHacking into the mainframeCloning imperfectionsGenerating unnecessary informationBuffering cursing computerBeing politically incorrectSimulating productivityExposing imperfectionsRemoving crippling doubtsSaving lost progressCompressing superficial workflowAttempting to turning off and on againDecrypting vague guidelinesCensoring political correctnessFactoring in lazinessCompounding omelette without breaking eggsPixelating lossless vectorsReanimating deadlinesAnalyzing previous messageImplementing loose disciplineSpilling vital coffeeForgetting to remember to forgetCalibrating problem solvingFinding new ideas under the sunIgnoring limitationsEnabling voluntary overtimeContemplating takeaway orderExcessive head scratchingDownloading RAMWhitening teethShadilayingOptimistic ceiling staringAttempting theoretical creativityAligning crooked edgesDestabilizing office chairStitching vertical panoramasDepixelating realityCultivating trivial small talkProcrastinating coffee breaksEnhancing subjective beautyDeconstructing rubix cubeReevaluating evaluationsFabricating Russian conspiracyChanging coffee filtersAvoiding elaborate mistakesFocusing on indistinct details