Censoring political correctnessExcessive head scratchingRestarting modemFocusing on indistinct detailsIgnoring limitationsSaving lost progressEnabling voluntary overtimeCompounding omelette without breaking eggsCompressing superficial workflowDepixelating realityCultivating trivial small talkAttempting to turning off and on againOptimistic ceiling staringDeconstructing rubix cubeAligning crooked edgesPixelating lossless vectorsStitching vertical panoramasHacking into the mainframeDecrypting vague guidelinesAnalyzing previous messageWhitening teethBuffering cursing computerChanging coffee filtersBeing politically incorrectDestabilizing office chairExposing imperfectionsReevaluating evaluationsCalibrating problem solvingForgetting to remember to forgetSpilling vital coffeeFinding new ideas under the sunContemplating takeaway orderAvoiding elaborate mistakesShadilayingFactoring in lazinessSimulating productivityProcrastinating coffee breaksReanimating deadlinesNormalizing objective absurditiesCloning imperfectionsGenerating unnecessary informationSeizing the memes of productionDownloading RAMImplementing loose disciplineFabricating Russian conspiracyAttempting theoretical creativityEnhancing subjective beautyRemoving crippling doubtsImporting stale RAW files