Excessive head scratchingDecrypting vague guidelinesAligning crooked edgesFinding new ideas under the sunImporting stale RAW filesDepixelating realityRestarting modemAttempting to turning off and on againCloning imperfectionsReevaluating evaluationsStitching vertical panoramasProcrastinating coffee breaksCompressing superficial workflowRemoving crippling doubtsFocusing on indistinct detailsGenerating unnecessary informationDeconstructing rubix cubeNormalizing objective absurditiesDownloading RAMReanimating deadlinesBeing politically incorrectHacking into the mainframeChanging coffee filtersCalibrating problem solvingSpilling vital coffeeExposing imperfectionsAttempting theoretical creativityDestabilizing office chairFabricating Russian conspiracyWhitening teethIgnoring limitationsPixelating lossless vectorsSimulating productivitySaving lost progressCultivating trivial small talkContemplating takeaway orderEnabling voluntary overtimeAnalyzing previous messageShadilayingOptimistic ceiling staringFactoring in lazinessImplementing loose disciplineForgetting to remember to forgetCensoring political correctnessCompounding omelette without breaking eggsAvoiding elaborate mistakesEnhancing subjective beautySeizing the memes of productionBuffering cursing computer