Finding new ideas under the sunRestarting modemDestabilizing office chairNormalizing objective absurditiesSaving lost progressCompounding omelette without breaking eggsCloning imperfectionsDepixelating realitySpilling vital coffeeFocusing on indistinct detailsRemoving crippling doubtsImplementing loose disciplineOptimistic ceiling staringDecrypting vague guidelinesAttempting theoretical creativityFabricating Russian conspiracyImporting stale RAW filesForgetting to remember to forgetSeizing the memes of productionSimulating productivityExposing imperfectionsReanimating deadlinesEnhancing subjective beautyIgnoring limitationsExcessive head scratchingAnalyzing previous messageFactoring in lazinessContemplating takeaway orderGenerating unnecessary informationAttempting to turning off and on againBuffering cursing computerProcrastinating coffee breaksCultivating trivial small talkDeconstructing rubix cubeCensoring political correctnessAligning crooked edgesBeing politically incorrectAvoiding elaborate mistakesCompressing superficial workflowWhitening teethShadilayingReevaluating evaluationsCalibrating problem solvingStitching vertical panoramasEnabling voluntary overtimeHacking into the mainframeChanging coffee filtersDownloading RAMPixelating lossless vectors