ShadilayingAnalyzing previous messageHacking into the mainframeWhitening teethAligning crooked edgesDownloading RAMContemplating takeaway orderImplementing loose disciplineChanging coffee filtersCloning imperfectionsBuffering cursing computerEnhancing subjective beautyFocusing on indistinct detailsDecrypting vague guidelinesDepixelating realityCompressing superficial workflowExposing imperfectionsForgetting to remember to forgetFabricating Russian conspiracyEnabling voluntary overtimeSaving lost progressAvoiding elaborate mistakesRemoving crippling doubtsFinding new ideas under the sunSeizing the memes of productionSimulating productivityCalibrating problem solvingOptimistic ceiling staringAttempting theoretical creativityStitching vertical panoramasFactoring in lazinessCensoring political correctnessIgnoring limitationsProcrastinating coffee breaksReanimating deadlinesRestarting modemImporting stale RAW filesGenerating unnecessary informationAttempting to turning off and on againBeing politically incorrectSpilling vital coffeeReevaluating evaluationsPixelating lossless vectorsDeconstructing rubix cubeNormalizing objective absurditiesExcessive head scratchingCompounding omelette without breaking eggsCultivating trivial small talkDestabilizing office chair