Importing stale RAW filesGenerating unnecessary informationSimulating productivityAligning crooked edgesBuffering cursing computerExcessive head scratchingFactoring in lazinessWhitening teethStitching vertical panoramasDownloading RAMCloning imperfectionsCensoring political correctnessRestarting modemRemoving crippling doubtsProcrastinating coffee breaksExposing imperfectionsPixelating lossless vectorsSpilling vital coffeeCompressing superficial workflowOptimistic ceiling staringDestabilizing office chairDepixelating realityIgnoring limitationsEnabling voluntary overtimeForgetting to remember to forgetAvoiding elaborate mistakesReevaluating evaluationsCompounding omelette without breaking eggsChanging coffee filtersCultivating trivial small talkBeing politically incorrectNormalizing objective absurditiesSaving lost progressHacking into the mainframeDecrypting vague guidelinesContemplating takeaway orderSeizing the memes of productionFocusing on indistinct detailsCalibrating problem solvingImplementing loose disciplineFinding new ideas under the sunAttempting theoretical creativityShadilayingDeconstructing rubix cubeAttempting to turning off and on againEnhancing subjective beautyReanimating deadlinesAnalyzing previous messageFabricating Russian conspiracy