Enabling voluntary overtimeEnhancing subjective beautySimulating productivityAttempting to turning off and on againAligning crooked edgesCompressing superficial workflowIgnoring limitationsBeing politically incorrectSaving lost progressAvoiding elaborate mistakesCloning imperfectionsFactoring in lazinessDestabilizing office chairSpilling vital coffeeBuffering cursing computerWhitening teethChanging coffee filtersExcessive head scratchingProcrastinating coffee breaksCalibrating problem solvingImporting stale RAW filesStitching vertical panoramasShadilayingOptimistic ceiling staringContemplating takeaway orderNormalizing objective absurditiesSeizing the memes of productionCompounding omelette without breaking eggsDeconstructing rubix cubeFocusing on indistinct detailsFabricating Russian conspiracyDepixelating realityGenerating unnecessary informationReevaluating evaluationsAnalyzing previous messageCensoring political correctnessCultivating trivial small talkDownloading RAMHacking into the mainframeForgetting to remember to forgetPixelating lossless vectorsReanimating deadlinesAttempting theoretical creativityFinding new ideas under the sunExposing imperfectionsRemoving crippling doubtsDecrypting vague guidelinesImplementing loose disciplineRestarting modem