Normalizing objective absurditiesRemoving crippling doubtsHacking into the mainframeEnhancing subjective beautyOptimistic ceiling staringFabricating Russian conspiracyReevaluating evaluationsExposing imperfectionsCultivating trivial small talkGenerating unnecessary informationFactoring in lazinessWhitening teethCloning imperfectionsAttempting to turning off and on againBuffering cursing computerCalibrating problem solvingStitching vertical panoramasReanimating deadlinesDeconstructing rubix cubeDecrypting vague guidelinesSeizing the memes of productionCompressing superficial workflowAttempting theoretical creativityAvoiding elaborate mistakesFocusing on indistinct detailsEnabling voluntary overtimeRestarting modemProcrastinating coffee breaksShadilayingSimulating productivityForgetting to remember to forgetChanging coffee filtersSpilling vital coffeeFinding new ideas under the sunExcessive head scratchingDownloading RAMDepixelating realityAligning crooked edgesCompounding omelette without breaking eggsSaving lost progressAnalyzing previous messageContemplating takeaway orderBeing politically incorrectImporting stale RAW filesCensoring political correctnessPixelating lossless vectorsIgnoring limitationsDestabilizing office chairImplementing loose discipline