Calibrating problem solvingIgnoring limitationsImporting stale RAW filesReanimating deadlinesSaving lost progressPixelating lossless vectorsEnhancing subjective beautyChanging coffee filtersNormalizing objective absurditiesCensoring political correctnessReevaluating evaluationsDestabilizing office chairCompressing superficial workflowDecrypting vague guidelinesBeing politically incorrectExcessive head scratchingFocusing on indistinct detailsSpilling vital coffeeAligning crooked edgesCloning imperfectionsExposing imperfectionsOptimistic ceiling staringWhitening teethContemplating takeaway orderDownloading RAMCompounding omelette without breaking eggsImplementing loose disciplineSeizing the memes of productionSimulating productivityFactoring in lazinessDepixelating realityFinding new ideas under the sunGenerating unnecessary informationForgetting to remember to forgetShadilayingRestarting modemAttempting to turning off and on againHacking into the mainframeRemoving crippling doubtsAnalyzing previous messageBuffering cursing computerProcrastinating coffee breaksStitching vertical panoramasFabricating Russian conspiracyEnabling voluntary overtimeDeconstructing rubix cubeAvoiding elaborate mistakesAttempting theoretical creativityCultivating trivial small talk