Generating unnecessary informationExposing imperfectionsFabricating Russian conspiracySeizing the memes of productionAttempting theoretical creativityDepixelating realityStitching vertical panoramasPixelating lossless vectorsCompounding omelette without breaking eggsRestarting modemSimulating productivityCompressing superficial workflowCloning imperfectionsBuffering cursing computerExcessive head scratchingNormalizing objective absurditiesAnalyzing previous messageAligning crooked edgesDecrypting vague guidelinesSpilling vital coffeeCalibrating problem solvingCensoring political correctnessForgetting to remember to forgetFinding new ideas under the sunImporting stale RAW filesChanging coffee filtersFocusing on indistinct detailsIgnoring limitationsReanimating deadlinesSaving lost progressBeing politically incorrectDownloading RAMImplementing loose disciplineWhitening teethShadilayingHacking into the mainframeReevaluating evaluationsCultivating trivial small talkAttempting to turning off and on againProcrastinating coffee breaksFactoring in lazinessRemoving crippling doubtsEnhancing subjective beautyDeconstructing rubix cubeContemplating takeaway orderEnabling voluntary overtimeOptimistic ceiling staringDestabilizing office chairAvoiding elaborate mistakes