Simulating productivityAvoiding elaborate mistakesIgnoring limitationsCalibrating problem solvingRestarting modemStitching vertical panoramasNormalizing objective absurditiesForgetting to remember to forgetFabricating Russian conspiracyFocusing on indistinct detailsRemoving crippling doubtsHacking into the mainframeImplementing loose disciplineOptimistic ceiling staringDecrypting vague guidelinesSaving lost progressWhitening teethBuffering cursing computerSpilling vital coffeeGenerating unnecessary informationProcrastinating coffee breaksCompressing superficial workflowDestabilizing office chairBeing politically incorrectExcessive head scratchingReanimating deadlinesDepixelating realityAttempting theoretical creativityCensoring political correctnessFinding new ideas under the sunAttempting to turning off and on againPixelating lossless vectorsCloning imperfectionsDownloading RAMCompounding omelette without breaking eggsExposing imperfectionsShadilayingEnabling voluntary overtimeContemplating takeaway orderAnalyzing previous messageReevaluating evaluationsSeizing the memes of productionDeconstructing rubix cubeImporting stale RAW filesCultivating trivial small talkFactoring in lazinessChanging coffee filtersEnhancing subjective beautyAligning crooked edges