Reevaluating evaluationsRemoving crippling doubtsFinding new ideas under the sunEnabling voluntary overtimeExposing imperfectionsRestarting modemFabricating Russian conspiracyShadilayingPixelating lossless vectorsSaving lost progressForgetting to remember to forgetStitching vertical panoramasDownloading RAMDepixelating realityCultivating trivial small talkImporting stale RAW filesFocusing on indistinct detailsNormalizing objective absurditiesSimulating productivityAligning crooked edgesDestabilizing office chairFactoring in lazinessAvoiding elaborate mistakesDeconstructing rubix cubeEnhancing subjective beautyExcessive head scratchingContemplating takeaway orderCalibrating problem solvingImplementing loose disciplineAttempting theoretical creativityCompressing superficial workflowAnalyzing previous messageWhitening teethCloning imperfectionsAttempting to turning off and on againChanging coffee filtersCensoring political correctnessIgnoring limitationsCompounding omelette without breaking eggsReanimating deadlinesGenerating unnecessary informationOptimistic ceiling staringDecrypting vague guidelinesProcrastinating coffee breaksHacking into the mainframeSpilling vital coffeeBeing politically incorrectBuffering cursing computerSeizing the memes of production