Generating unnecessary informationHacking into the mainframeReanimating deadlinesIgnoring limitationsImporting stale RAW filesCultivating trivial small talkDepixelating realityRestarting modemAligning crooked edgesFactoring in lazinessBeing politically incorrectAnalyzing previous messageShadilayingFocusing on indistinct detailsContemplating takeaway orderCensoring political correctnessRemoving crippling doubtsWhitening teethFabricating Russian conspiracyPixelating lossless vectorsDownloading RAMEnabling voluntary overtimeSpilling vital coffeeReevaluating evaluationsNormalizing objective absurditiesChanging coffee filtersDeconstructing rubix cubeDecrypting vague guidelinesCloning imperfectionsFinding new ideas under the sunAvoiding elaborate mistakesImplementing loose disciplineAttempting theoretical creativitySimulating productivityExcessive head scratchingExposing imperfectionsAttempting to turning off and on againForgetting to remember to forgetSeizing the memes of productionBuffering cursing computerStitching vertical panoramasSaving lost progressOptimistic ceiling staringCompressing superficial workflowEnhancing subjective beautyProcrastinating coffee breaksCalibrating problem solvingDestabilizing office chairCompounding omelette without breaking eggs