Procrastinating coffee breaksCensoring political correctnessEnabling voluntary overtimeExposing imperfectionsDeconstructing rubix cubeAnalyzing previous messageReanimating deadlinesCultivating trivial small talkChanging coffee filtersFocusing on indistinct detailsDepixelating realityImporting stale RAW filesSaving lost progressPixelating lossless vectorsSimulating productivityFactoring in lazinessBeing politically incorrectCompounding omelette without breaking eggsCloning imperfectionsStitching vertical panoramasImplementing loose disciplineRestarting modemExcessive head scratchingFabricating Russian conspiracySpilling vital coffeeForgetting to remember to forgetNormalizing objective absurditiesShadilayingAttempting theoretical creativityCalibrating problem solvingHacking into the mainframeIgnoring limitationsAvoiding elaborate mistakesCompressing superficial workflowContemplating takeaway orderAttempting to turning off and on againGenerating unnecessary informationDownloading RAMFinding new ideas under the sunBuffering cursing computerDestabilizing office chairAligning crooked edgesSeizing the memes of productionWhitening teethRemoving crippling doubtsDecrypting vague guidelinesReevaluating evaluationsOptimistic ceiling staringEnhancing subjective beauty