Seizing the memes of productionAttempting to turning off and on againReevaluating evaluationsGenerating unnecessary informationFactoring in lazinessWhitening teethDestabilizing office chairCompressing superficial workflowEnhancing subjective beautyDepixelating realityAttempting theoretical creativityDeconstructing rubix cubeSpilling vital coffeeFinding new ideas under the sunReanimating deadlinesBuffering cursing computerProcrastinating coffee breaksCloning imperfectionsImplementing loose disciplineEnabling voluntary overtimeRestarting modemCalibrating problem solvingFabricating Russian conspiracyBeing politically incorrectContemplating takeaway orderExcessive head scratchingIgnoring limitationsAvoiding elaborate mistakesHacking into the mainframeStitching vertical panoramasChanging coffee filtersAligning crooked edgesExposing imperfectionsAnalyzing previous messagePixelating lossless vectorsDownloading RAMNormalizing objective absurditiesImporting stale RAW filesForgetting to remember to forgetOptimistic ceiling staringShadilayingCultivating trivial small talkFocusing on indistinct detailsCompounding omelette without breaking eggsSaving lost progressSimulating productivityDecrypting vague guidelinesRemoving crippling doubtsCensoring political correctness