Forgetting to remember to forgetSeizing the memes of productionReevaluating evaluationsSimulating productivityAnalyzing previous messageFocusing on indistinct detailsCultivating trivial small talkIgnoring limitationsChanging coffee filtersHacking into the mainframeAvoiding elaborate mistakesFinding new ideas under the sunDecrypting vague guidelinesWhitening teethRemoving crippling doubtsAttempting theoretical creativityBeing politically incorrectShadilayingNormalizing objective absurditiesEnabling voluntary overtimeOptimistic ceiling staringImporting stale RAW filesPixelating lossless vectorsReanimating deadlinesEnhancing subjective beautyCompressing superficial workflowImplementing loose disciplineCompounding omelette without breaking eggsCalibrating problem solvingStitching vertical panoramasRestarting modemContemplating takeaway orderExcessive head scratchingFactoring in lazinessDeconstructing rubix cubeAttempting to turning off and on againCensoring political correctnessCloning imperfectionsSpilling vital coffeeGenerating unnecessary informationBuffering cursing computerProcrastinating coffee breaksExposing imperfectionsFabricating Russian conspiracySaving lost progressDepixelating realityDestabilizing office chairDownloading RAMAligning crooked edges