Being politically incorrectGenerating unnecessary informationChanging coffee filtersEnhancing subjective beautyCloning imperfectionsHacking into the mainframeOptimistic ceiling staringDeconstructing rubix cubeSpilling vital coffeeIgnoring limitationsDestabilizing office chairAnalyzing previous messageDecrypting vague guidelinesExcessive head scratchingCalibrating problem solvingDownloading RAMReanimating deadlinesForgetting to remember to forgetFabricating Russian conspiracyEnabling voluntary overtimeCompounding omelette without breaking eggsFactoring in lazinessNormalizing objective absurditiesShadilayingBuffering cursing computerStitching vertical panoramasWhitening teethProcrastinating coffee breaksCompressing superficial workflowRestarting modemContemplating takeaway orderSimulating productivitySaving lost progressAligning crooked edgesFinding new ideas under the sunAttempting theoretical creativityImporting stale RAW filesPixelating lossless vectorsFocusing on indistinct detailsCultivating trivial small talkAttempting to turning off and on againReevaluating evaluationsExposing imperfectionsCensoring political correctnessRemoving crippling doubtsSeizing the memes of productionImplementing loose disciplineDepixelating realityAvoiding elaborate mistakes