Destabilizing office chairRemoving crippling doubtsRestarting modemReevaluating evaluationsSeizing the memes of productionCloning imperfectionsOptimistic ceiling staringCompressing superficial workflowDownloading RAMAnalyzing previous messageAligning crooked edgesBeing politically incorrectSaving lost progressFabricating Russian conspiracyHacking into the mainframeReanimating deadlinesForgetting to remember to forgetExcessive head scratchingCultivating trivial small talkExposing imperfectionsEnabling voluntary overtimePixelating lossless vectorsDepixelating realityAttempting to turning off and on againContemplating takeaway orderFocusing on indistinct detailsAvoiding elaborate mistakesProcrastinating coffee breaksCalibrating problem solvingGenerating unnecessary informationStitching vertical panoramasBuffering cursing computerWhitening teethShadilayingCensoring political correctnessDeconstructing rubix cubeImporting stale RAW filesSpilling vital coffeeNormalizing objective absurditiesFactoring in lazinessCompounding omelette without breaking eggsEnhancing subjective beautyChanging coffee filtersImplementing loose disciplineAttempting theoretical creativityFinding new ideas under the sunDecrypting vague guidelinesIgnoring limitationsSimulating productivity