Optimistic ceiling staringDecrypting vague guidelinesEnhancing subjective beautyContemplating takeaway orderProcrastinating coffee breaksCultivating trivial small talkChanging coffee filtersStitching vertical panoramasAvoiding elaborate mistakesDeconstructing rubix cubeGenerating unnecessary informationDestabilizing office chairPixelating lossless vectorsSaving lost progressIgnoring limitationsExcessive head scratchingFinding new ideas under the sunCompressing superficial workflowRemoving crippling doubtsBeing politically incorrectWhitening teethReanimating deadlinesCompounding omelette without breaking eggsFocusing on indistinct detailsCloning imperfectionsFabricating Russian conspiracySpilling vital coffeeSimulating productivityForgetting to remember to forgetRestarting modemImporting stale RAW filesExposing imperfectionsImplementing loose disciplineHacking into the mainframeDownloading RAMDepixelating realityShadilayingFactoring in lazinessNormalizing objective absurditiesAnalyzing previous messageAttempting theoretical creativityCalibrating problem solvingBuffering cursing computerCensoring political correctnessSeizing the memes of productionEnabling voluntary overtimeAttempting to turning off and on againAligning crooked edgesReevaluating evaluations