Optimistic ceiling staringImplementing loose disciplinePixelating lossless vectorsReanimating deadlinesRestarting modemFinding new ideas under the sunDownloading RAMShadilayingAligning crooked edgesBeing politically incorrectFabricating Russian conspiracyFactoring in lazinessChanging coffee filtersImporting stale RAW filesDepixelating realityDestabilizing office chairIgnoring limitationsForgetting to remember to forgetExposing imperfectionsRemoving crippling doubtsNormalizing objective absurditiesHacking into the mainframeCensoring political correctnessDecrypting vague guidelinesFocusing on indistinct detailsCompounding omelette without breaking eggsSpilling vital coffeeSaving lost progressExcessive head scratchingCompressing superficial workflowBuffering cursing computerSimulating productivityReevaluating evaluationsCloning imperfectionsAvoiding elaborate mistakesCalibrating problem solvingEnabling voluntary overtimeWhitening teethAttempting to turning off and on againGenerating unnecessary informationProcrastinating coffee breaksDeconstructing rubix cubeCultivating trivial small talkAttempting theoretical creativityEnhancing subjective beautySeizing the memes of productionContemplating takeaway orderAnalyzing previous messageStitching vertical panoramas