Fabricating Russian conspiracyNormalizing objective absurditiesImporting stale RAW filesWhitening teethCompressing superficial workflowCalibrating problem solvingEnabling voluntary overtimeProcrastinating coffee breaksDecrypting vague guidelinesAnalyzing previous messageCensoring political correctnessDeconstructing rubix cubeReanimating deadlinesForgetting to remember to forgetDepixelating realityImplementing loose disciplineFocusing on indistinct detailsPixelating lossless vectorsOptimistic ceiling staringDownloading RAMAvoiding elaborate mistakesSimulating productivityAttempting to turning off and on againAligning crooked edgesSeizing the memes of productionSaving lost progressSpilling vital coffeeHacking into the mainframeGenerating unnecessary informationBuffering cursing computerExposing imperfectionsStitching vertical panoramasFactoring in lazinessBeing politically incorrectAttempting theoretical creativityChanging coffee filtersIgnoring limitationsFinding new ideas under the sunCompounding omelette without breaking eggsContemplating takeaway orderEnhancing subjective beautyExcessive head scratchingRemoving crippling doubtsCloning imperfectionsShadilayingRestarting modemReevaluating evaluationsCultivating trivial small talkDestabilizing office chair