Changing coffee filtersAttempting to turning off and on againForgetting to remember to forgetCloning imperfectionsEnabling voluntary overtimeCultivating trivial small talkDeconstructing rubix cubeRemoving crippling doubtsSimulating productivityNormalizing objective absurditiesExcessive head scratchingCompressing superficial workflowAligning crooked edgesCompounding omelette without breaking eggsOptimistic ceiling staringProcrastinating coffee breaksHacking into the mainframeDestabilizing office chairDownloading RAMCensoring political correctnessIgnoring limitationsAnalyzing previous messageWhitening teethFocusing on indistinct detailsFinding new ideas under the sunImporting stale RAW filesRestarting modemBuffering cursing computerDecrypting vague guidelinesCalibrating problem solvingBeing politically incorrectShadilayingAttempting theoretical creativitySpilling vital coffeeGenerating unnecessary informationDepixelating realityReevaluating evaluationsExposing imperfectionsAvoiding elaborate mistakesFabricating Russian conspiracySeizing the memes of productionStitching vertical panoramasEnhancing subjective beautyFactoring in lazinessPixelating lossless vectorsContemplating takeaway orderSaving lost progressReanimating deadlinesImplementing loose discipline