Compressing superficial workflowAttempting to turning off and on againStitching vertical panoramasForgetting to remember to forgetOptimistic ceiling staringRemoving crippling doubtsFinding new ideas under the sunProcrastinating coffee breaksBeing politically incorrectRestarting modemDestabilizing office chairSaving lost progressCultivating trivial small talkAvoiding elaborate mistakesChanging coffee filtersCompounding omelette without breaking eggsReevaluating evaluationsCensoring political correctnessFabricating Russian conspiracyDecrypting vague guidelinesExcessive head scratchingAttempting theoretical creativityImporting stale RAW filesSpilling vital coffeeEnhancing subjective beautyShadilayingFactoring in lazinessWhitening teethSimulating productivityCloning imperfectionsExposing imperfectionsAligning crooked edgesGenerating unnecessary informationIgnoring limitationsCalibrating problem solvingReanimating deadlinesDeconstructing rubix cubeDownloading RAMImplementing loose disciplineDepixelating realityEnabling voluntary overtimeSeizing the memes of productionFocusing on indistinct detailsContemplating takeaway orderAnalyzing previous messageNormalizing objective absurditiesHacking into the mainframeBuffering cursing computerPixelating lossless vectors