Downloading RAMExcessive head scratchingSimulating productivityReevaluating evaluationsPixelating lossless vectorsStitching vertical panoramasBeing politically incorrectIgnoring limitationsEnhancing subjective beautyFabricating Russian conspiracyCultivating trivial small talkHacking into the mainframeCompounding omelette without breaking eggsRemoving crippling doubtsReanimating deadlinesEnabling voluntary overtimeNormalizing objective absurditiesDecrypting vague guidelinesFactoring in lazinessOptimistic ceiling staringAnalyzing previous messageForgetting to remember to forgetBuffering cursing computerFinding new ideas under the sunAttempting to turning off and on againFocusing on indistinct detailsAttempting theoretical creativityExposing imperfectionsWhitening teethRestarting modemImporting stale RAW filesDepixelating realityShadilayingSpilling vital coffeeCensoring political correctnessGenerating unnecessary informationImplementing loose disciplineProcrastinating coffee breaksCalibrating problem solvingDestabilizing office chairDeconstructing rubix cubeAligning crooked edgesChanging coffee filtersSaving lost progressCompressing superficial workflowAvoiding elaborate mistakesCloning imperfectionsContemplating takeaway orderSeizing the memes of production