Fabricating Russian conspiracyStitching vertical panoramasDepixelating realityContemplating takeaway orderSimulating productivityImplementing loose disciplineAligning crooked edgesNormalizing objective absurditiesIgnoring limitationsDeconstructing rubix cubeCultivating trivial small talkDecrypting vague guidelinesAttempting theoretical creativityHacking into the mainframeCompounding omelette without breaking eggsPixelating lossless vectorsEnabling voluntary overtimeWhitening teethImporting stale RAW filesCloning imperfectionsRemoving crippling doubtsReevaluating evaluationsGenerating unnecessary informationAvoiding elaborate mistakesCensoring political correctnessBuffering cursing computerExposing imperfectionsShadilayingRestarting modemCompressing superficial workflowChanging coffee filtersCalibrating problem solvingDestabilizing office chairDownloading RAMSaving lost progressProcrastinating coffee breaksBeing politically incorrectFactoring in lazinessEnhancing subjective beautyOptimistic ceiling staringAttempting to turning off and on againExcessive head scratchingSeizing the memes of productionReanimating deadlinesSpilling vital coffeeForgetting to remember to forgetFocusing on indistinct detailsFinding new ideas under the sunAnalyzing previous message