Destabilizing office chairIgnoring limitationsFabricating Russian conspiracyProcrastinating coffee breaksAligning crooked edgesCensoring political correctnessRemoving crippling doubtsSpilling vital coffeeEnabling voluntary overtimeForgetting to remember to forgetChanging coffee filtersFinding new ideas under the sunReevaluating evaluationsCultivating trivial small talkExposing imperfectionsDepixelating realityDeconstructing rubix cubeStitching vertical panoramasAttempting theoretical creativityAttempting to turning off and on againCompounding omelette without breaking eggsHacking into the mainframeExcessive head scratchingFactoring in lazinessContemplating takeaway orderImporting stale RAW filesNormalizing objective absurditiesGenerating unnecessary informationEnhancing subjective beautySeizing the memes of productionFocusing on indistinct detailsBeing politically incorrectRestarting modemSaving lost progressAnalyzing previous messageCalibrating problem solvingCompressing superficial workflowImplementing loose disciplineWhitening teethAvoiding elaborate mistakesCloning imperfectionsOptimistic ceiling staringSimulating productivityDecrypting vague guidelinesDownloading RAMShadilayingReanimating deadlinesBuffering cursing computerPixelating lossless vectors