Compressing superficial workflowFinding new ideas under the sunChanging coffee filtersRemoving crippling doubtsReevaluating evaluationsAnalyzing previous messageDownloading RAMSimulating productivityCensoring political correctnessEnabling voluntary overtimeForgetting to remember to forgetEnhancing subjective beautySpilling vital coffeeOptimistic ceiling staringSeizing the memes of productionAttempting theoretical creativityStitching vertical panoramasExposing imperfectionsShadilayingDepixelating realityCultivating trivial small talkContemplating takeaway orderDeconstructing rubix cubeFabricating Russian conspiracyPixelating lossless vectorsAvoiding elaborate mistakesReanimating deadlinesBeing politically incorrectExcessive head scratchingCloning imperfectionsDestabilizing office chairCalibrating problem solvingCompounding omelette without breaking eggsFactoring in lazinessProcrastinating coffee breaksWhitening teethSaving lost progressBuffering cursing computerFocusing on indistinct detailsNormalizing objective absurditiesAligning crooked edgesImplementing loose disciplineDecrypting vague guidelinesImporting stale RAW filesGenerating unnecessary informationHacking into the mainframeAttempting to turning off and on againRestarting modemIgnoring limitations