Normalizing objective absurditiesBeing politically incorrectProcrastinating coffee breaksRemoving crippling doubtsShadilayingAvoiding elaborate mistakesCalibrating problem solvingAttempting to turning off and on againReevaluating evaluationsCultivating trivial small talkDecrypting vague guidelinesHacking into the mainframeFactoring in lazinessImplementing loose disciplineEnhancing subjective beautySeizing the memes of productionDownloading RAMStitching vertical panoramasAnalyzing previous messageSimulating productivityBuffering cursing computerCensoring political correctnessCompounding omelette without breaking eggsCloning imperfectionsSpilling vital coffeeEnabling voluntary overtimeFinding new ideas under the sunDeconstructing rubix cubeImporting stale RAW filesContemplating takeaway orderOptimistic ceiling staringPixelating lossless vectorsIgnoring limitationsReanimating deadlinesExcessive head scratchingFabricating Russian conspiracyExposing imperfectionsSaving lost progressCompressing superficial workflowForgetting to remember to forgetChanging coffee filtersDepixelating realityAligning crooked edgesGenerating unnecessary informationDestabilizing office chairWhitening teethAttempting theoretical creativityFocusing on indistinct detailsRestarting modem