Cultivating trivial small talkFactoring in lazinessReevaluating evaluationsFocusing on indistinct detailsDestabilizing office chairNormalizing objective absurditiesOptimistic ceiling staringImplementing loose disciplineAttempting theoretical creativityContemplating takeaway orderAnalyzing previous messageSeizing the memes of productionSaving lost progressIgnoring limitationsHacking into the mainframeAligning crooked edgesShadilayingRestarting modemReanimating deadlinesImporting stale RAW filesWhitening teethEnabling voluntary overtimeCompounding omelette without breaking eggsExcessive head scratchingGenerating unnecessary informationForgetting to remember to forgetSpilling vital coffeeDepixelating realityBuffering cursing computerCompressing superficial workflowCensoring political correctnessDecrypting vague guidelinesEnhancing subjective beautyChanging coffee filtersRemoving crippling doubtsFabricating Russian conspiracyCloning imperfectionsAttempting to turning off and on againExposing imperfectionsStitching vertical panoramasDownloading RAMCalibrating problem solvingFinding new ideas under the sunBeing politically incorrectSimulating productivityDeconstructing rubix cubeAvoiding elaborate mistakesProcrastinating coffee breaksPixelating lossless vectors