Ignoring limitationsDepixelating realityBuffering cursing computerReanimating deadlinesCultivating trivial small talkImporting stale RAW filesAvoiding elaborate mistakesCloning imperfectionsDestabilizing office chairContemplating takeaway orderAligning crooked edgesCalibrating problem solvingWhitening teethRestarting modemFabricating Russian conspiracyReevaluating evaluationsEnhancing subjective beautyImplementing loose disciplineRemoving crippling doubtsGenerating unnecessary informationStitching vertical panoramasAttempting to turning off and on againDownloading RAMFactoring in lazinessSimulating productivityCompounding omelette without breaking eggsEnabling voluntary overtimeExposing imperfectionsPixelating lossless vectorsDecrypting vague guidelinesForgetting to remember to forgetExcessive head scratchingShadilayingChanging coffee filtersCompressing superficial workflowAttempting theoretical creativityOptimistic ceiling staringNormalizing objective absurditiesAnalyzing previous messageProcrastinating coffee breaksFinding new ideas under the sunBeing politically incorrectSpilling vital coffeeFocusing on indistinct detailsDeconstructing rubix cubeCensoring political correctnessSaving lost progressSeizing the memes of productionHacking into the mainframe