Being politically incorrectForgetting to remember to forgetAligning crooked edgesDeconstructing rubix cubeSaving lost progressBuffering cursing computerNormalizing objective absurditiesFinding new ideas under the sunHacking into the mainframeGenerating unnecessary informationShadilayingAnalyzing previous messageDecrypting vague guidelinesFocusing on indistinct detailsImporting stale RAW filesSimulating productivitySeizing the memes of productionChanging coffee filtersCompressing superficial workflowExcessive head scratchingCensoring political correctnessCalibrating problem solvingCultivating trivial small talkOptimistic ceiling staringRemoving crippling doubtsReanimating deadlinesDepixelating realityRestarting modemWhitening teethFabricating Russian conspiracyDestabilizing office chairStitching vertical panoramasAvoiding elaborate mistakesSpilling vital coffeeContemplating takeaway orderCompounding omelette without breaking eggsDownloading RAMCloning imperfectionsAttempting theoretical creativityFactoring in lazinessAttempting to turning off and on againEnabling voluntary overtimeReevaluating evaluationsPixelating lossless vectorsImplementing loose disciplineEnhancing subjective beautyIgnoring limitationsExposing imperfectionsProcrastinating coffee breaks