Decrypting vague guidelinesContemplating takeaway orderAttempting theoretical creativityFactoring in lazinessForgetting to remember to forgetProcrastinating coffee breaksChanging coffee filtersGenerating unnecessary informationRestarting modemReanimating deadlinesSimulating productivityExcessive head scratchingCompounding omelette without breaking eggsIgnoring limitationsRemoving crippling doubtsDestabilizing office chairBeing politically incorrectDepixelating realityAvoiding elaborate mistakesWhitening teethDownloading RAMEnabling voluntary overtimeFabricating Russian conspiracyCloning imperfectionsBuffering cursing computerDeconstructing rubix cubeReevaluating evaluationsCalibrating problem solvingAligning crooked edgesNormalizing objective absurditiesImporting stale RAW filesShadilayingEnhancing subjective beautyExposing imperfectionsSaving lost progressHacking into the mainframeFinding new ideas under the sunCensoring political correctnessFocusing on indistinct detailsSpilling vital coffeeCompressing superficial workflowCultivating trivial small talkImplementing loose disciplineAttempting to turning off and on againSeizing the memes of productionPixelating lossless vectorsOptimistic ceiling staringStitching vertical panoramasAnalyzing previous message