Reevaluating evaluationsAttempting theoretical creativityForgetting to remember to forgetFocusing on indistinct detailsStitching vertical panoramasContemplating takeaway orderImplementing loose disciplineExcessive head scratchingWhitening teethAvoiding elaborate mistakesCalibrating problem solvingOptimistic ceiling staringAligning crooked edgesCompressing superficial workflowNormalizing objective absurditiesCensoring political correctnessBuffering cursing computerExposing imperfectionsIgnoring limitationsAttempting to turning off and on againDownloading RAMDecrypting vague guidelinesImporting stale RAW filesFactoring in lazinessEnabling voluntary overtimeFinding new ideas under the sunAnalyzing previous messageHacking into the mainframeEnhancing subjective beautyFabricating Russian conspiracyCompounding omelette without breaking eggsSpilling vital coffeeDestabilizing office chairGenerating unnecessary informationPixelating lossless vectorsShadilayingSeizing the memes of productionCultivating trivial small talkBeing politically incorrectDeconstructing rubix cubeSaving lost progressRemoving crippling doubtsRestarting modemChanging coffee filtersCloning imperfectionsReanimating deadlinesProcrastinating coffee breaksDepixelating realitySimulating productivity