Factoring in lazinessFocusing on indistinct detailsEnabling voluntary overtimeImporting stale RAW filesIgnoring limitationsAligning crooked edgesSpilling vital coffeeStitching vertical panoramasFinding new ideas under the sunEnhancing subjective beautyAttempting theoretical creativityReanimating deadlinesDecrypting vague guidelinesSaving lost progressChanging coffee filtersCalibrating problem solvingProcrastinating coffee breaksFabricating Russian conspiracyCloning imperfectionsDestabilizing office chairExposing imperfectionsDepixelating realitySimulating productivityPixelating lossless vectorsSeizing the memes of productionGenerating unnecessary informationDeconstructing rubix cubeOptimistic ceiling staringDownloading RAMContemplating takeaway orderCensoring political correctnessImplementing loose disciplineCompounding omelette without breaking eggsRestarting modemCultivating trivial small talkAvoiding elaborate mistakesAttempting to turning off and on againBeing politically incorrectCompressing superficial workflowNormalizing objective absurditiesBuffering cursing computerWhitening teethRemoving crippling doubtsExcessive head scratchingHacking into the mainframeReevaluating evaluationsAnalyzing previous messageForgetting to remember to forgetShadilaying