Deconstructing rubix cubeReevaluating evaluationsNormalizing objective absurditiesDownloading RAMAvoiding elaborate mistakesIgnoring limitationsAttempting theoretical creativityFactoring in lazinessGenerating unnecessary informationSimulating productivityExcessive head scratchingFinding new ideas under the sunContemplating takeaway orderCompounding omelette without breaking eggsForgetting to remember to forgetEnabling voluntary overtimeOptimistic ceiling staringPixelating lossless vectorsStitching vertical panoramasCloning imperfectionsSaving lost progressDecrypting vague guidelinesRestarting modemRemoving crippling doubtsSpilling vital coffeeCensoring political correctnessBeing politically incorrectProcrastinating coffee breaksCompressing superficial workflowAttempting to turning off and on againChanging coffee filtersEnhancing subjective beautyDestabilizing office chairWhitening teethReanimating deadlinesExposing imperfectionsImplementing loose disciplineDepixelating realityImporting stale RAW filesCalibrating problem solvingAligning crooked edgesSeizing the memes of productionFabricating Russian conspiracyShadilayingBuffering cursing computerCultivating trivial small talkHacking into the mainframeAnalyzing previous messageFocusing on indistinct details