Hacking into the mainframeDownloading RAMCultivating trivial small talkDepixelating realityImplementing loose disciplineReevaluating evaluationsReanimating deadlinesDecrypting vague guidelinesFabricating Russian conspiracyCompounding omelette without breaking eggsContemplating takeaway orderCloning imperfectionsCompressing superficial workflowPixelating lossless vectorsShadilayingDeconstructing rubix cubeDestabilizing office chairBeing politically incorrectSpilling vital coffeeEnabling voluntary overtimeFinding new ideas under the sunBuffering cursing computerWhitening teethAvoiding elaborate mistakesIgnoring limitationsCalibrating problem solvingChanging coffee filtersStitching vertical panoramasNormalizing objective absurditiesForgetting to remember to forgetFocusing on indistinct detailsSaving lost progressOptimistic ceiling staringExposing imperfectionsImporting stale RAW filesRestarting modemAnalyzing previous messageAttempting theoretical creativitySimulating productivitySeizing the memes of productionCensoring political correctnessGenerating unnecessary informationRemoving crippling doubtsFactoring in lazinessProcrastinating coffee breaksEnhancing subjective beautyAttempting to turning off and on againExcessive head scratchingAligning crooked edges