Whitening teethFocusing on indistinct detailsOptimistic ceiling staringDepixelating realityAttempting theoretical creativityCompressing superficial workflowEnabling voluntary overtimeCloning imperfectionsDestabilizing office chairDownloading RAMSimulating productivityGenerating unnecessary informationHacking into the mainframeEnhancing subjective beautySeizing the memes of productionChanging coffee filtersNormalizing objective absurditiesFactoring in lazinessAligning crooked edgesRestarting modemShadilayingImporting stale RAW filesFabricating Russian conspiracyIgnoring limitationsSpilling vital coffeeProcrastinating coffee breaksRemoving crippling doubtsCalibrating problem solvingImplementing loose disciplineForgetting to remember to forgetReanimating deadlinesCultivating trivial small talkFinding new ideas under the sunExcessive head scratchingAnalyzing previous messageDecrypting vague guidelinesBeing politically incorrectCensoring political correctnessExposing imperfectionsCompounding omelette without breaking eggsContemplating takeaway orderStitching vertical panoramasPixelating lossless vectorsSaving lost progressAvoiding elaborate mistakesReevaluating evaluationsDeconstructing rubix cubeBuffering cursing computerAttempting to turning off and on again