Enabling voluntary overtimeFinding new ideas under the sunOptimistic ceiling staringWhitening teethSpilling vital coffeeDownloading RAMPixelating lossless vectorsProcrastinating coffee breaksFabricating Russian conspiracyCultivating trivial small talkDecrypting vague guidelinesRestarting modemRemoving crippling doubtsCalibrating problem solvingSeizing the memes of productionHacking into the mainframeReevaluating evaluationsChanging coffee filtersFocusing on indistinct detailsGenerating unnecessary informationNormalizing objective absurditiesCompressing superficial workflowContemplating takeaway orderImplementing loose disciplineShadilayingCompounding omelette without breaking eggsAligning crooked edgesDeconstructing rubix cubeCensoring political correctnessDepixelating realityDestabilizing office chairCloning imperfectionsForgetting to remember to forgetAnalyzing previous messageSimulating productivitySaving lost progressAttempting theoretical creativityExposing imperfectionsBeing politically incorrectImporting stale RAW filesFactoring in lazinessReanimating deadlinesStitching vertical panoramasBuffering cursing computerAttempting to turning off and on againExcessive head scratchingEnhancing subjective beautyAvoiding elaborate mistakesIgnoring limitations