Simulating productivityReanimating deadlinesDestabilizing office chairStitching vertical panoramasBeing politically incorrectDecrypting vague guidelinesFactoring in lazinessRemoving crippling doubtsExcessive head scratchingNormalizing objective absurditiesAligning crooked edgesAttempting to turning off and on againAnalyzing previous messageImplementing loose disciplineAvoiding elaborate mistakesForgetting to remember to forgetPixelating lossless vectorsImporting stale RAW filesFocusing on indistinct detailsExposing imperfectionsFabricating Russian conspiracyProcrastinating coffee breaksBuffering cursing computerDeconstructing rubix cubeChanging coffee filtersDepixelating realitySeizing the memes of productionGenerating unnecessary informationRestarting modemWhitening teethDownloading RAMEnabling voluntary overtimeEnhancing subjective beautyFinding new ideas under the sunReevaluating evaluationsHacking into the mainframeCensoring political correctnessCompounding omelette without breaking eggsCultivating trivial small talkCompressing superficial workflowSpilling vital coffeeCalibrating problem solvingOptimistic ceiling staringShadilayingSaving lost progressAttempting theoretical creativityContemplating takeaway orderIgnoring limitationsCloning imperfections