Destabilizing office chairImporting stale RAW filesReevaluating evaluationsDownloading RAMShadilayingNormalizing objective absurditiesChanging coffee filtersGenerating unnecessary informationContemplating takeaway orderReanimating deadlinesImplementing loose disciplineFabricating Russian conspiracyStitching vertical panoramasAttempting theoretical creativityRemoving crippling doubtsOptimistic ceiling staringProcrastinating coffee breaksAttempting to turning off and on againAnalyzing previous messageSaving lost progressEnhancing subjective beautyCultivating trivial small talkAligning crooked edgesCompressing superficial workflowCloning imperfectionsHacking into the mainframeBuffering cursing computerCompounding omelette without breaking eggsRestarting modemCalibrating problem solvingSimulating productivityExcessive head scratchingWhitening teethFinding new ideas under the sunSeizing the memes of productionExposing imperfectionsForgetting to remember to forgetIgnoring limitationsEnabling voluntary overtimeSpilling vital coffeePixelating lossless vectorsDeconstructing rubix cubeFactoring in lazinessCensoring political correctnessFocusing on indistinct detailsDepixelating realityBeing politically incorrectDecrypting vague guidelinesAvoiding elaborate mistakes