Attempting to turning off and on againProcrastinating coffee breaksAttempting theoretical creativityFocusing on indistinct detailsCompressing superficial workflowWhitening teethRestarting modemDeconstructing rubix cubeCalibrating problem solvingDepixelating realityEnabling voluntary overtimeReanimating deadlinesDestabilizing office chairCloning imperfectionsSeizing the memes of productionExposing imperfectionsImporting stale RAW filesImplementing loose disciplineAligning crooked edgesEnhancing subjective beautyContemplating takeaway orderDownloading RAMBeing politically incorrectGenerating unnecessary informationAnalyzing previous messageSimulating productivityReevaluating evaluationsAvoiding elaborate mistakesCompounding omelette without breaking eggsExcessive head scratchingPixelating lossless vectorsCensoring political correctnessBuffering cursing computerHacking into the mainframeSaving lost progressNormalizing objective absurditiesIgnoring limitationsFabricating Russian conspiracyRemoving crippling doubtsFinding new ideas under the sunShadilayingCultivating trivial small talkOptimistic ceiling staringChanging coffee filtersDecrypting vague guidelinesStitching vertical panoramasSpilling vital coffeeForgetting to remember to forgetFactoring in laziness