Depixelating realityCensoring political correctnessAttempting theoretical creativityAnalyzing previous messageReevaluating evaluationsNormalizing objective absurditiesImporting stale RAW filesFinding new ideas under the sunBuffering cursing computerHacking into the mainframeProcrastinating coffee breaksSimulating productivitySaving lost progressBeing politically incorrectEnhancing subjective beautyCalibrating problem solvingCloning imperfectionsShadilayingGenerating unnecessary informationAttempting to turning off and on againContemplating takeaway orderIgnoring limitationsExcessive head scratchingWhitening teethDecrypting vague guidelinesReanimating deadlinesAvoiding elaborate mistakesOptimistic ceiling staringFocusing on indistinct detailsForgetting to remember to forgetCompressing superficial workflowChanging coffee filtersExposing imperfectionsCultivating trivial small talkPixelating lossless vectorsSeizing the memes of productionDeconstructing rubix cubeFactoring in lazinessEnabling voluntary overtimeDownloading RAMRemoving crippling doubtsRestarting modemAligning crooked edgesSpilling vital coffeeStitching vertical panoramasCompounding omelette without breaking eggsImplementing loose disciplineDestabilizing office chairFabricating Russian conspiracy