Depixelating realityCultivating trivial small talkEnhancing subjective beautyAvoiding elaborate mistakesAttempting to turning off and on againExcessive head scratchingCensoring political correctnessAligning crooked edgesPixelating lossless vectorsFocusing on indistinct detailsForgetting to remember to forgetGenerating unnecessary informationCloning imperfectionsOptimistic ceiling staringFactoring in lazinessContemplating takeaway orderDeconstructing rubix cubeFabricating Russian conspiracyProcrastinating coffee breaksNormalizing objective absurditiesSaving lost progressDecrypting vague guidelinesReanimating deadlinesStitching vertical panoramasWhitening teethExposing imperfectionsRemoving crippling doubtsChanging coffee filtersIgnoring limitationsBuffering cursing computerDestabilizing office chairEnabling voluntary overtimeAnalyzing previous messageImporting stale RAW filesSimulating productivityHacking into the mainframeShadilayingCompressing superficial workflowImplementing loose disciplineReevaluating evaluationsRestarting modemAttempting theoretical creativityBeing politically incorrectDownloading RAMSeizing the memes of productionCalibrating problem solvingCompounding omelette without breaking eggsSpilling vital coffeeFinding new ideas under the sun