Pixelating lossless vectorsShadilayingCensoring political correctnessSeizing the memes of productionImporting stale RAW filesAligning crooked edgesCloning imperfectionsSaving lost progressStitching vertical panoramasCalibrating problem solvingReanimating deadlinesCultivating trivial small talkOptimistic ceiling staringReevaluating evaluationsEnabling voluntary overtimeRestarting modemBeing politically incorrectIgnoring limitationsSpilling vital coffeeDestabilizing office chairFinding new ideas under the sunWhitening teethDecrypting vague guidelinesContemplating takeaway orderExposing imperfectionsFabricating Russian conspiracyCompressing superficial workflowForgetting to remember to forgetAvoiding elaborate mistakesSimulating productivityImplementing loose disciplineFocusing on indistinct detailsGenerating unnecessary informationHacking into the mainframeDownloading RAMNormalizing objective absurditiesBuffering cursing computerAttempting to turning off and on againAnalyzing previous messageCompounding omelette without breaking eggsChanging coffee filtersFactoring in lazinessExcessive head scratchingAttempting theoretical creativityEnhancing subjective beautyDeconstructing rubix cubeRemoving crippling doubtsProcrastinating coffee breaksDepixelating reality