Depixelating realityImporting stale RAW filesSpilling vital coffeeGenerating unnecessary informationSimulating productivityBeing politically incorrectExposing imperfectionsDownloading RAMProcrastinating coffee breaksNormalizing objective absurditiesCensoring political correctnessImplementing loose disciplineAligning crooked edgesBuffering cursing computerEnabling voluntary overtimeHacking into the mainframeEnhancing subjective beautyDeconstructing rubix cubeSeizing the memes of productionChanging coffee filtersAnalyzing previous messageFactoring in lazinessCultivating trivial small talkContemplating takeaway orderFinding new ideas under the sunRestarting modemWhitening teethReevaluating evaluationsCalibrating problem solvingFabricating Russian conspiracyAvoiding elaborate mistakesSaving lost progressRemoving crippling doubtsPixelating lossless vectorsCompressing superficial workflowAttempting to turning off and on againReanimating deadlinesExcessive head scratchingFocusing on indistinct detailsCloning imperfectionsAttempting theoretical creativityDecrypting vague guidelinesOptimistic ceiling staringCompounding omelette without breaking eggsShadilayingForgetting to remember to forgetIgnoring limitationsDestabilizing office chairStitching vertical panoramas