Forgetting to remember to forgetHacking into the mainframeCloning imperfectionsCompounding omelette without breaking eggsExposing imperfectionsExcessive head scratchingSimulating productivityCompressing superficial workflowNormalizing objective absurditiesImporting stale RAW filesEnabling voluntary overtimeReanimating deadlinesCalibrating problem solvingWhitening teethGenerating unnecessary informationChanging coffee filtersDepixelating realityBuffering cursing computerSeizing the memes of productionBeing politically incorrectContemplating takeaway orderAttempting to turning off and on againRestarting modemEnhancing subjective beautyReevaluating evaluationsFabricating Russian conspiracyDownloading RAMPixelating lossless vectorsAvoiding elaborate mistakesDestabilizing office chairSpilling vital coffeeAttempting theoretical creativitySaving lost progressCensoring political correctnessShadilayingAligning crooked edgesCultivating trivial small talkAnalyzing previous messageFocusing on indistinct detailsProcrastinating coffee breaksFinding new ideas under the sunImplementing loose disciplineRemoving crippling doubtsDecrypting vague guidelinesFactoring in lazinessStitching vertical panoramasIgnoring limitationsOptimistic ceiling staringDeconstructing rubix cube