Importing stale RAW filesRemoving crippling doubtsAvoiding elaborate mistakesPixelating lossless vectorsExposing imperfectionsSpilling vital coffeeCloning imperfectionsDecrypting vague guidelinesProcrastinating coffee breaksAttempting to turning off and on againBuffering cursing computerEnhancing subjective beautyIgnoring limitationsCultivating trivial small talkAligning crooked edgesBeing politically incorrectGenerating unnecessary informationOptimistic ceiling staringSimulating productivityDepixelating realityFactoring in lazinessCompressing superficial workflowChanging coffee filtersSaving lost progressReanimating deadlinesDestabilizing office chairRestarting modemCensoring political correctnessFabricating Russian conspiracyShadilayingDeconstructing rubix cubeHacking into the mainframeEnabling voluntary overtimeReevaluating evaluationsContemplating takeaway orderFocusing on indistinct detailsWhitening teethAttempting theoretical creativitySeizing the memes of productionStitching vertical panoramasDownloading RAMCompounding omelette without breaking eggsExcessive head scratchingImplementing loose disciplineForgetting to remember to forgetNormalizing objective absurditiesFinding new ideas under the sunAnalyzing previous messageCalibrating problem solving