Censoring political correctnessBuffering cursing computerWhitening teethSpilling vital coffeeFactoring in lazinessReevaluating evaluationsAvoiding elaborate mistakesBeing politically incorrectEnhancing subjective beautyGenerating unnecessary informationPixelating lossless vectorsHacking into the mainframeFinding new ideas under the sunReanimating deadlinesDecrypting vague guidelinesDestabilizing office chairAnalyzing previous messageCalibrating problem solvingProcrastinating coffee breaksSeizing the memes of productionCompressing superficial workflowImporting stale RAW filesAttempting theoretical creativityImplementing loose disciplineForgetting to remember to forgetRestarting modemExposing imperfectionsDepixelating realityFocusing on indistinct detailsSaving lost progressCultivating trivial small talkSimulating productivityIgnoring limitationsCloning imperfectionsEnabling voluntary overtimeStitching vertical panoramasFabricating Russian conspiracyShadilayingAttempting to turning off and on againCompounding omelette without breaking eggsDownloading RAMDeconstructing rubix cubeContemplating takeaway orderOptimistic ceiling staringNormalizing objective absurditiesAligning crooked edgesChanging coffee filtersExcessive head scratchingRemoving crippling doubts