Saving lost progressEnhancing subjective beautyIgnoring limitationsAligning crooked edgesDeconstructing rubix cubeAttempting theoretical creativityWhitening teethCompounding omelette without breaking eggsAvoiding elaborate mistakesExposing imperfectionsReevaluating evaluationsNormalizing objective absurditiesFactoring in lazinessOptimistic ceiling staringSpilling vital coffeeRemoving crippling doubtsSimulating productivityCultivating trivial small talkCensoring political correctnessStitching vertical panoramasFabricating Russian conspiracyDownloading RAMDecrypting vague guidelinesImplementing loose disciplineGenerating unnecessary informationPixelating lossless vectorsDepixelating realityContemplating takeaway orderSeizing the memes of productionDestabilizing office chairForgetting to remember to forgetCalibrating problem solvingExcessive head scratchingFinding new ideas under the sunReanimating deadlinesBeing politically incorrectAttempting to turning off and on againBuffering cursing computerFocusing on indistinct detailsImporting stale RAW filesAnalyzing previous messageChanging coffee filtersEnabling voluntary overtimeCloning imperfectionsProcrastinating coffee breaksShadilayingHacking into the mainframeRestarting modemCompressing superficial workflow