Importing stale RAW filesWhitening teethExposing imperfectionsSeizing the memes of productionForgetting to remember to forgetAnalyzing previous messageReevaluating evaluationsDecrypting vague guidelinesFabricating Russian conspiracyChanging coffee filtersRemoving crippling doubtsDepixelating realityAttempting theoretical creativityBeing politically incorrectAligning crooked edgesFactoring in lazinessCompressing superficial workflowNormalizing objective absurditiesDestabilizing office chairExcessive head scratchingCalibrating problem solvingReanimating deadlinesCensoring political correctnessIgnoring limitationsOptimistic ceiling staringDownloading RAMAttempting to turning off and on againRestarting modemSaving lost progressFinding new ideas under the sunCompounding omelette without breaking eggsFocusing on indistinct detailsSimulating productivityGenerating unnecessary informationContemplating takeaway orderStitching vertical panoramasProcrastinating coffee breaksCultivating trivial small talkSpilling vital coffeeHacking into the mainframeAvoiding elaborate mistakesEnabling voluntary overtimeEnhancing subjective beautyDeconstructing rubix cubeBuffering cursing computerShadilayingPixelating lossless vectorsImplementing loose disciplineCloning imperfections