Factoring in lazinessOptimistic ceiling staringSeizing the memes of productionWhitening teethStitching vertical panoramasRestarting modemCensoring political correctnessSaving lost progressEnabling voluntary overtimeDownloading RAMImporting stale RAW filesChanging coffee filtersSimulating productivityDestabilizing office chairExcessive head scratchingRemoving crippling doubtsDecrypting vague guidelinesShadilayingGenerating unnecessary informationDepixelating realitySpilling vital coffeeBuffering cursing computerFocusing on indistinct detailsContemplating takeaway orderExposing imperfectionsCalibrating problem solvingHacking into the mainframeFabricating Russian conspiracyNormalizing objective absurditiesReevaluating evaluationsDeconstructing rubix cubeCompounding omelette without breaking eggsAttempting to turning off and on againAttempting theoretical creativityProcrastinating coffee breaksCultivating trivial small talkAnalyzing previous messageBeing politically incorrectPixelating lossless vectorsForgetting to remember to forgetEnhancing subjective beautyAligning crooked edgesCompressing superficial workflowImplementing loose disciplineReanimating deadlinesIgnoring limitationsFinding new ideas under the sunAvoiding elaborate mistakesCloning imperfections