Procrastinating coffee breaksCompounding omelette without breaking eggsSaving lost progressReevaluating evaluationsCultivating trivial small talkWhitening teethBuffering cursing computerChanging coffee filtersShadilayingFabricating Russian conspiracyAligning crooked edgesContemplating takeaway orderOptimistic ceiling staringDownloading RAMCompressing superficial workflowDepixelating realityDeconstructing rubix cubeExcessive head scratchingEnabling voluntary overtimeImplementing loose disciplineCalibrating problem solvingIgnoring limitationsFinding new ideas under the sunCensoring political correctnessCloning imperfectionsGenerating unnecessary informationAvoiding elaborate mistakesImporting stale RAW filesHacking into the mainframeFocusing on indistinct detailsFactoring in lazinessEnhancing subjective beautySpilling vital coffeeBeing politically incorrectDestabilizing office chairForgetting to remember to forgetStitching vertical panoramasRemoving crippling doubtsSeizing the memes of productionExposing imperfectionsNormalizing objective absurditiesReanimating deadlinesPixelating lossless vectorsAnalyzing previous messageSimulating productivityDecrypting vague guidelinesAttempting to turning off and on againAttempting theoretical creativityRestarting modem