Contemplating takeaway orderImporting stale RAW filesRemoving crippling doubtsCompounding omelette without breaking eggsProcrastinating coffee breaksIgnoring limitationsSimulating productivityFabricating Russian conspiracyPixelating lossless vectorsDecrypting vague guidelinesForgetting to remember to forgetCalibrating problem solvingCompressing superficial workflowWhitening teethBuffering cursing computerAttempting to turning off and on againCloning imperfectionsRestarting modemHacking into the mainframeShadilayingOptimistic ceiling staringGenerating unnecessary informationAvoiding elaborate mistakesDownloading RAMAttempting theoretical creativityBeing politically incorrectNormalizing objective absurditiesFactoring in lazinessDestabilizing office chairDepixelating realityReevaluating evaluationsChanging coffee filtersStitching vertical panoramasCensoring political correctnessImplementing loose disciplineFinding new ideas under the sunExposing imperfectionsDeconstructing rubix cubeAligning crooked edgesFocusing on indistinct detailsSpilling vital coffeeEnhancing subjective beautyAnalyzing previous messageSaving lost progressReanimating deadlinesEnabling voluntary overtimeCultivating trivial small talkSeizing the memes of productionExcessive head scratching