Factoring in lazinessImporting stale RAW filesSimulating productivityOptimistic ceiling staringRestarting modemDownloading RAMStitching vertical panoramasDeconstructing rubix cubeAligning crooked edgesDestabilizing office chairPixelating lossless vectorsSpilling vital coffeeCloning imperfectionsEnhancing subjective beautyReevaluating evaluationsImplementing loose disciplineSeizing the memes of productionGenerating unnecessary informationExcessive head scratchingProcrastinating coffee breaksFinding new ideas under the sunAvoiding elaborate mistakesForgetting to remember to forgetContemplating takeaway orderBuffering cursing computerHacking into the mainframeCalibrating problem solvingDecrypting vague guidelinesWhitening teethReanimating deadlinesCultivating trivial small talkDepixelating realityEnabling voluntary overtimeCompounding omelette without breaking eggsRemoving crippling doubtsAttempting to turning off and on againFabricating Russian conspiracySaving lost progressAttempting theoretical creativityCensoring political correctnessFocusing on indistinct detailsBeing politically incorrectChanging coffee filtersAnalyzing previous messageIgnoring limitationsCompressing superficial workflowShadilayingNormalizing objective absurditiesExposing imperfections