Restarting modemContemplating takeaway orderIgnoring limitationsDepixelating realityAvoiding elaborate mistakesAligning crooked edgesStitching vertical panoramasReanimating deadlinesAttempting to turning off and on againImporting stale RAW filesShadilayingRemoving crippling doubtsCompounding omelette without breaking eggsBeing politically incorrectChanging coffee filtersImplementing loose disciplineReevaluating evaluationsAttempting theoretical creativityProcrastinating coffee breaksExposing imperfectionsGenerating unnecessary informationDeconstructing rubix cubeCalibrating problem solvingWhitening teethEnhancing subjective beautyNormalizing objective absurditiesSimulating productivityBuffering cursing computerSpilling vital coffeeDestabilizing office chairEnabling voluntary overtimeDownloading RAMFocusing on indistinct detailsForgetting to remember to forgetFabricating Russian conspiracySaving lost progressExcessive head scratchingFinding new ideas under the sunCloning imperfectionsCompressing superficial workflowDecrypting vague guidelinesOptimistic ceiling staringCensoring political correctnessAnalyzing previous messageFactoring in lazinessPixelating lossless vectorsHacking into the mainframeSeizing the memes of productionCultivating trivial small talk