Simulating productivityCalibrating problem solvingDownloading RAMNormalizing objective absurditiesStitching vertical panoramasOptimistic ceiling staringBuffering cursing computerFinding new ideas under the sunDepixelating realityFocusing on indistinct detailsShadilayingEnhancing subjective beautyEnabling voluntary overtimeRestarting modemExcessive head scratchingImporting stale RAW filesRemoving crippling doubtsWhitening teethImplementing loose disciplineCloning imperfectionsFabricating Russian conspiracySaving lost progressAligning crooked edgesChanging coffee filtersAttempting to turning off and on againAnalyzing previous messageCensoring political correctnessForgetting to remember to forgetGenerating unnecessary informationBeing politically incorrectDecrypting vague guidelinesFactoring in lazinessProcrastinating coffee breaksCompounding omelette without breaking eggsHacking into the mainframeReevaluating evaluationsIgnoring limitationsDestabilizing office chairPixelating lossless vectorsAttempting theoretical creativityAvoiding elaborate mistakesCultivating trivial small talkDeconstructing rubix cubeExposing imperfectionsSeizing the memes of productionSpilling vital coffeeCompressing superficial workflowContemplating takeaway orderReanimating deadlines