Exposing imperfectionsBeing politically incorrectGenerating unnecessary informationDecrypting vague guidelinesOptimistic ceiling staringReanimating deadlinesImplementing loose disciplineImporting stale RAW filesFocusing on indistinct detailsNormalizing objective absurditiesPixelating lossless vectorsSeizing the memes of productionReevaluating evaluationsSaving lost progressProcrastinating coffee breaksRemoving crippling doubtsAttempting theoretical creativityIgnoring limitationsExcessive head scratchingStitching vertical panoramasCensoring political correctnessCompressing superficial workflowForgetting to remember to forgetChanging coffee filtersCloning imperfectionsCompounding omelette without breaking eggsCultivating trivial small talkSimulating productivityDepixelating realityFabricating Russian conspiracyDestabilizing office chairDeconstructing rubix cubeShadilayingAttempting to turning off and on againFactoring in lazinessBuffering cursing computerContemplating takeaway orderCalibrating problem solvingFinding new ideas under the sunEnabling voluntary overtimeEnhancing subjective beautyWhitening teethHacking into the mainframeSpilling vital coffeeRestarting modemAnalyzing previous messageAligning crooked edgesAvoiding elaborate mistakesDownloading RAM