Deconstructing rubix cubeDestabilizing office chairSimulating productivityFinding new ideas under the sunExposing imperfectionsFactoring in lazinessFocusing on indistinct detailsCalibrating problem solvingHacking into the mainframeCultivating trivial small talkBeing politically incorrectAttempting to turning off and on againShadilayingForgetting to remember to forgetIgnoring limitationsImporting stale RAW filesSeizing the memes of productionDepixelating realityEnhancing subjective beautyChanging coffee filtersNormalizing objective absurditiesExcessive head scratchingCompounding omelette without breaking eggsReevaluating evaluationsCensoring political correctnessImplementing loose disciplineOptimistic ceiling staringEnabling voluntary overtimeReanimating deadlinesStitching vertical panoramasCloning imperfectionsAnalyzing previous messageFabricating Russian conspiracyRemoving crippling doubtsAvoiding elaborate mistakesRestarting modemProcrastinating coffee breaksWhitening teethDecrypting vague guidelinesContemplating takeaway orderPixelating lossless vectorsBuffering cursing computerSaving lost progressAttempting theoretical creativityAligning crooked edgesDownloading RAMCompressing superficial workflowSpilling vital coffeeGenerating unnecessary information