Being politically incorrectPixelating lossless vectorsFinding new ideas under the sunExcessive head scratchingAttempting to turning off and on againFactoring in lazinessCompressing superficial workflowFocusing on indistinct detailsBuffering cursing computerAvoiding elaborate mistakesAnalyzing previous messageProcrastinating coffee breaksFabricating Russian conspiracyDecrypting vague guidelinesSimulating productivityExposing imperfectionsGenerating unnecessary informationCloning imperfectionsEnhancing subjective beautyDownloading RAMContemplating takeaway orderCultivating trivial small talkSeizing the memes of productionStitching vertical panoramasSpilling vital coffeeCalibrating problem solvingDestabilizing office chairDepixelating realityRemoving crippling doubtsOptimistic ceiling staringCensoring political correctnessHacking into the mainframeEnabling voluntary overtimeReevaluating evaluationsForgetting to remember to forgetImporting stale RAW filesRestarting modemDeconstructing rubix cubeNormalizing objective absurditiesAttempting theoretical creativityAligning crooked edgesChanging coffee filtersWhitening teethShadilayingReanimating deadlinesCompounding omelette without breaking eggsSaving lost progressIgnoring limitationsImplementing loose discipline