Pixelating lossless vectorsWhitening teethCloning imperfectionsImporting stale RAW filesAnalyzing previous messageHacking into the mainframeFabricating Russian conspiracyAligning crooked edgesReanimating deadlinesSeizing the memes of productionNormalizing objective absurditiesAvoiding elaborate mistakesDownloading RAMFactoring in lazinessDecrypting vague guidelinesReevaluating evaluationsDestabilizing office chairSimulating productivityRestarting modemCompounding omelette without breaking eggsAttempting to turning off and on againIgnoring limitationsCensoring political correctnessExposing imperfectionsDeconstructing rubix cubeBuffering cursing computerSpilling vital coffeeForgetting to remember to forgetDepixelating realityEnabling voluntary overtimeChanging coffee filtersEnhancing subjective beautyGenerating unnecessary informationCompressing superficial workflowSaving lost progressShadilayingBeing politically incorrectFinding new ideas under the sunCalibrating problem solvingImplementing loose disciplineOptimistic ceiling staringAttempting theoretical creativityContemplating takeaway orderStitching vertical panoramasExcessive head scratchingRemoving crippling doubtsCultivating trivial small talkFocusing on indistinct detailsProcrastinating coffee breaks