Destabilizing office chairFactoring in lazinessBuffering cursing computerDecrypting vague guidelinesImplementing loose disciplineEnhancing subjective beautyImporting stale RAW filesHacking into the mainframeBeing politically incorrectAttempting theoretical creativityDeconstructing rubix cubeShadilayingDownloading RAMSpilling vital coffeeRemoving crippling doubtsEnabling voluntary overtimePixelating lossless vectorsCloning imperfectionsFinding new ideas under the sunNormalizing objective absurditiesFocusing on indistinct detailsReevaluating evaluationsCompressing superficial workflowProcrastinating coffee breaksDepixelating realityContemplating takeaway orderSeizing the memes of productionCensoring political correctnessFabricating Russian conspiracyGenerating unnecessary informationCultivating trivial small talkReanimating deadlinesSaving lost progressAvoiding elaborate mistakesCompounding omelette without breaking eggsOptimistic ceiling staringIgnoring limitationsStitching vertical panoramasRestarting modemExposing imperfectionsChanging coffee filtersForgetting to remember to forgetAttempting to turning off and on againAnalyzing previous messageCalibrating problem solvingSimulating productivityExcessive head scratchingAligning crooked edgesWhitening teeth