Ignoring limitationsHacking into the mainframeStitching vertical panoramasChanging coffee filtersWhitening teethForgetting to remember to forgetPixelating lossless vectorsCensoring political correctnessNormalizing objective absurditiesCompressing superficial workflowSimulating productivityImporting stale RAW filesDecrypting vague guidelinesExposing imperfectionsSeizing the memes of productionDestabilizing office chairAligning crooked edgesImplementing loose disciplineReevaluating evaluationsRestarting modemSpilling vital coffeeSaving lost progressBeing politically incorrectGenerating unnecessary informationShadilayingCompounding omelette without breaking eggsCalibrating problem solvingFabricating Russian conspiracyReanimating deadlinesFocusing on indistinct detailsBuffering cursing computerEnhancing subjective beautyCultivating trivial small talkAttempting to turning off and on againAnalyzing previous messageEnabling voluntary overtimeOptimistic ceiling staringDepixelating realityAvoiding elaborate mistakesFinding new ideas under the sunRemoving crippling doubtsContemplating takeaway orderCloning imperfectionsDownloading RAMDeconstructing rubix cubeProcrastinating coffee breaksExcessive head scratchingFactoring in lazinessAttempting theoretical creativity