Focusing on indistinct detailsReevaluating evaluationsExcessive head scratchingCultivating trivial small talkDepixelating realityGenerating unnecessary informationDestabilizing office chairNormalizing objective absurditiesSpilling vital coffeeDownloading RAMChanging coffee filtersCloning imperfectionsForgetting to remember to forgetRestarting modemSaving lost progressDeconstructing rubix cubeSimulating productivityCompounding omelette without breaking eggsOptimistic ceiling staringImporting stale RAW filesFabricating Russian conspiracyAligning crooked edgesShadilayingImplementing loose disciplineAnalyzing previous messageEnabling voluntary overtimeIgnoring limitationsContemplating takeaway orderBeing politically incorrectSeizing the memes of productionRemoving crippling doubtsReanimating deadlinesFactoring in lazinessBuffering cursing computerStitching vertical panoramasHacking into the mainframeEnhancing subjective beautyWhitening teethPixelating lossless vectorsExposing imperfectionsCompressing superficial workflowCalibrating problem solvingProcrastinating coffee breaksAttempting theoretical creativityAvoiding elaborate mistakesCensoring political correctnessFinding new ideas under the sunAttempting to turning off and on againDecrypting vague guidelines