Excessive head scratchingCloning imperfectionsProcrastinating coffee breaksEnhancing subjective beautyRemoving crippling doubtsSpilling vital coffeeCultivating trivial small talkSeizing the memes of productionForgetting to remember to forgetChanging coffee filtersImplementing loose disciplineFactoring in lazinessCompounding omelette without breaking eggsNormalizing objective absurditiesFinding new ideas under the sunWhitening teethFocusing on indistinct detailsAttempting theoretical creativityEnabling voluntary overtimeShadilayingAvoiding elaborate mistakesDownloading RAMContemplating takeaway orderRestarting modemDestabilizing office chairDepixelating realityCompressing superficial workflowImporting stale RAW filesReanimating deadlinesReevaluating evaluationsOptimistic ceiling staringBuffering cursing computerGenerating unnecessary informationCalibrating problem solvingSimulating productivitySaving lost progressExposing imperfectionsIgnoring limitationsPixelating lossless vectorsAttempting to turning off and on againBeing politically incorrectStitching vertical panoramasDecrypting vague guidelinesAligning crooked edgesFabricating Russian conspiracyAnalyzing previous messageCensoring political correctnessHacking into the mainframeDeconstructing rubix cube