Attempting theoretical creativityBuffering cursing computerBeing politically incorrectEnabling voluntary overtimeStitching vertical panoramasImplementing loose disciplineDecrypting vague guidelinesPixelating lossless vectorsDestabilizing office chairCloning imperfectionsFactoring in lazinessExcessive head scratchingSaving lost progressProcrastinating coffee breaksCompounding omelette without breaking eggsShadilayingIgnoring limitationsCultivating trivial small talkFocusing on indistinct detailsReevaluating evaluationsSimulating productivityCensoring political correctnessExposing imperfectionsAnalyzing previous messageEnhancing subjective beautyDepixelating realityRestarting modemSpilling vital coffeeCalibrating problem solvingNormalizing objective absurditiesChanging coffee filtersDownloading RAMCompressing superficial workflowReanimating deadlinesForgetting to remember to forgetHacking into the mainframeDeconstructing rubix cubeImporting stale RAW filesFinding new ideas under the sunSeizing the memes of productionAttempting to turning off and on againAligning crooked edgesGenerating unnecessary informationRemoving crippling doubtsFabricating Russian conspiracyAvoiding elaborate mistakesWhitening teethContemplating takeaway orderOptimistic ceiling staring