Analyzing previous messageRemoving crippling doubtsDecrypting vague guidelinesBeing politically incorrectContemplating takeaway orderDepixelating realityExcessive head scratchingAttempting theoretical creativitySaving lost progressDestabilizing office chairBuffering cursing computerShadilayingPixelating lossless vectorsImplementing loose disciplineDeconstructing rubix cubeSimulating productivityReanimating deadlinesFabricating Russian conspiracyWhitening teethSpilling vital coffeeCloning imperfectionsExposing imperfectionsImporting stale RAW filesCultivating trivial small talkCalibrating problem solvingCensoring political correctnessEnabling voluntary overtimeIgnoring limitationsEnhancing subjective beautyRestarting modemGenerating unnecessary informationCompressing superficial workflowAvoiding elaborate mistakesStitching vertical panoramasProcrastinating coffee breaksAligning crooked edgesHacking into the mainframeReevaluating evaluationsOptimistic ceiling staringNormalizing objective absurditiesChanging coffee filtersAttempting to turning off and on againForgetting to remember to forgetSeizing the memes of productionFocusing on indistinct detailsDownloading RAMFactoring in lazinessCompounding omelette without breaking eggsFinding new ideas under the sun