Reevaluating evaluationsBeing politically incorrectImplementing loose disciplineContemplating takeaway orderWhitening teethGenerating unnecessary informationExcessive head scratchingProcrastinating coffee breaksPixelating lossless vectorsCensoring political correctnessSaving lost progressFactoring in lazinessAttempting theoretical creativityChanging coffee filtersCompressing superficial workflowRestarting modemShadilayingDownloading RAMDepixelating realityNormalizing objective absurditiesFabricating Russian conspiracyStitching vertical panoramasIgnoring limitationsDestabilizing office chairDecrypting vague guidelinesBuffering cursing computerReanimating deadlinesExposing imperfectionsRemoving crippling doubtsAvoiding elaborate mistakesAnalyzing previous messageHacking into the mainframeForgetting to remember to forgetImporting stale RAW filesCloning imperfectionsEnhancing subjective beautyDeconstructing rubix cubeEnabling voluntary overtimeSimulating productivityAttempting to turning off and on againSeizing the memes of productionFinding new ideas under the sunOptimistic ceiling staringAligning crooked edgesCultivating trivial small talkSpilling vital coffeeCompounding omelette without breaking eggsCalibrating problem solvingFocusing on indistinct details