Seizing the memes of productionAvoiding elaborate mistakesBeing politically incorrectCensoring political correctnessCompressing superficial workflowDepixelating realityBuffering cursing computerAnalyzing previous messageCompounding omelette without breaking eggsStitching vertical panoramasPixelating lossless vectorsSpilling vital coffeeExcessive head scratchingExposing imperfectionsDestabilizing office chairWhitening teethSaving lost progressFocusing on indistinct detailsFactoring in lazinessImplementing loose disciplineFinding new ideas under the sunCloning imperfectionsCultivating trivial small talkChanging coffee filtersReanimating deadlinesDeconstructing rubix cubeHacking into the mainframeSimulating productivityAligning crooked edgesAttempting to turning off and on againDecrypting vague guidelinesReevaluating evaluationsFabricating Russian conspiracyNormalizing objective absurditiesAttempting theoretical creativityForgetting to remember to forgetShadilayingImporting stale RAW filesEnabling voluntary overtimeProcrastinating coffee breaksRemoving crippling doubtsCalibrating problem solvingEnhancing subjective beautyRestarting modemDownloading RAMOptimistic ceiling staringGenerating unnecessary informationContemplating takeaway orderIgnoring limitations