Decrypting vague guidelinesImporting stale RAW filesContemplating takeaway orderAnalyzing previous messageSaving lost progressAligning crooked edgesShadilayingReevaluating evaluationsEnabling voluntary overtimePixelating lossless vectorsBuffering cursing computerCompounding omelette without breaking eggsFocusing on indistinct detailsCompressing superficial workflowStitching vertical panoramasIgnoring limitationsSpilling vital coffeeCultivating trivial small talkExposing imperfectionsAttempting theoretical creativityDestabilizing office chairCensoring political correctnessHacking into the mainframeExcessive head scratchingDepixelating realityImplementing loose disciplineFactoring in lazinessRemoving crippling doubtsCalibrating problem solvingCloning imperfectionsSeizing the memes of productionAvoiding elaborate mistakesChanging coffee filtersEnhancing subjective beautyGenerating unnecessary informationOptimistic ceiling staringWhitening teethAttempting to turning off and on againRestarting modemBeing politically incorrectDeconstructing rubix cubeReanimating deadlinesSimulating productivityFinding new ideas under the sunNormalizing objective absurditiesForgetting to remember to forgetProcrastinating coffee breaksDownloading RAMFabricating Russian conspiracy