Fabricating Russian conspiracyShadilayingContemplating takeaway orderSimulating productivityRestarting modemBuffering cursing computerAvoiding elaborate mistakesAligning crooked edgesCensoring political correctnessEnhancing subjective beautyPixelating lossless vectorsFocusing on indistinct detailsAttempting theoretical creativityChanging coffee filtersDecrypting vague guidelinesRemoving crippling doubtsSpilling vital coffeeImporting stale RAW filesForgetting to remember to forgetCultivating trivial small talkDeconstructing rubix cubeDestabilizing office chairBeing politically incorrectNormalizing objective absurditiesCalibrating problem solvingCompressing superficial workflowHacking into the mainframeWhitening teethDownloading RAMCloning imperfectionsAnalyzing previous messageAttempting to turning off and on againDepixelating realitySaving lost progressReanimating deadlinesCompounding omelette without breaking eggsOptimistic ceiling staringStitching vertical panoramasReevaluating evaluationsImplementing loose disciplineProcrastinating coffee breaksSeizing the memes of productionGenerating unnecessary informationIgnoring limitationsExcessive head scratchingExposing imperfectionsFinding new ideas under the sunFactoring in lazinessEnabling voluntary overtime