Whitening teethProcrastinating coffee breaksStitching vertical panoramasSimulating productivityCompounding omelette without breaking eggsDeconstructing rubix cubeAligning crooked edgesExcessive head scratchingAttempting theoretical creativityGenerating unnecessary informationImplementing loose disciplinePixelating lossless vectorsSaving lost progressFactoring in lazinessBuffering cursing computerAttempting to turning off and on againIgnoring limitationsNormalizing objective absurditiesReanimating deadlinesFocusing on indistinct detailsDepixelating realityDownloading RAMCompressing superficial workflowDestabilizing office chairAnalyzing previous messageRemoving crippling doubtsOptimistic ceiling staringHacking into the mainframeReevaluating evaluationsFabricating Russian conspiracyRestarting modemEnabling voluntary overtimeBeing politically incorrectSeizing the memes of productionCultivating trivial small talkAvoiding elaborate mistakesDecrypting vague guidelinesContemplating takeaway orderFinding new ideas under the sunImporting stale RAW filesSpilling vital coffeeShadilayingForgetting to remember to forgetCloning imperfectionsExposing imperfectionsChanging coffee filtersCensoring political correctnessCalibrating problem solvingEnhancing subjective beauty