Destabilizing office chairBuffering cursing computerCompounding omelette without breaking eggsDownloading RAMFinding new ideas under the sunForgetting to remember to forgetCensoring political correctnessHacking into the mainframeSpilling vital coffeeDepixelating realityCloning imperfectionsSaving lost progressImplementing loose disciplineEnhancing subjective beautyRestarting modemFabricating Russian conspiracyExcessive head scratchingAligning crooked edgesRemoving crippling doubtsIgnoring limitationsPixelating lossless vectorsDecrypting vague guidelinesCultivating trivial small talkGenerating unnecessary informationWhitening teethChanging coffee filtersAttempting theoretical creativityDeconstructing rubix cubeEnabling voluntary overtimeAnalyzing previous messageFocusing on indistinct detailsSimulating productivityReevaluating evaluationsBeing politically incorrectOptimistic ceiling staringExposing imperfectionsCalibrating problem solvingContemplating takeaway orderImporting stale RAW filesNormalizing objective absurditiesFactoring in lazinessAvoiding elaborate mistakesProcrastinating coffee breaksReanimating deadlinesShadilayingAttempting to turning off and on againStitching vertical panoramasSeizing the memes of productionCompressing superficial workflow