Decrypting vague guidelinesProcrastinating coffee breaksAttempting theoretical creativityIgnoring limitationsEnabling voluntary overtimeRestarting modemHacking into the mainframeFocusing on indistinct detailsOptimistic ceiling staringAvoiding elaborate mistakesContemplating takeaway orderSaving lost progressReanimating deadlinesDeconstructing rubix cubeSeizing the memes of productionFinding new ideas under the sunDownloading RAMShadilayingReevaluating evaluationsDepixelating realityCompressing superficial workflowBeing politically incorrectCensoring political correctnessSimulating productivityCalibrating problem solvingForgetting to remember to forgetGenerating unnecessary informationSpilling vital coffeeNormalizing objective absurditiesStitching vertical panoramasDestabilizing office chairWhitening teethImplementing loose disciplineCloning imperfectionsAttempting to turning off and on againCultivating trivial small talkAligning crooked edgesCompounding omelette without breaking eggsAnalyzing previous messageRemoving crippling doubtsExcessive head scratchingBuffering cursing computerFactoring in lazinessFabricating Russian conspiracyImporting stale RAW filesChanging coffee filtersExposing imperfectionsEnhancing subjective beautyPixelating lossless vectors