Aligning crooked edgesEnhancing subjective beautyDownloading RAMFactoring in lazinessContemplating takeaway orderCompounding omelette without breaking eggsReevaluating evaluationsCompressing superficial workflowFabricating Russian conspiracyStitching vertical panoramasImplementing loose disciplineProcrastinating coffee breaksRestarting modemOptimistic ceiling staringSeizing the memes of productionEnabling voluntary overtimeReanimating deadlinesAttempting theoretical creativityForgetting to remember to forgetGenerating unnecessary informationAttempting to turning off and on againRemoving crippling doubtsHacking into the mainframeIgnoring limitationsFocusing on indistinct detailsCultivating trivial small talkFinding new ideas under the sunCensoring political correctnessDestabilizing office chairChanging coffee filtersDecrypting vague guidelinesAnalyzing previous messageWhitening teethSpilling vital coffeeBeing politically incorrectSaving lost progressPixelating lossless vectorsExcessive head scratchingCloning imperfectionsExposing imperfectionsImporting stale RAW filesShadilayingDeconstructing rubix cubeSimulating productivityAvoiding elaborate mistakesBuffering cursing computerCalibrating problem solvingDepixelating realityNormalizing objective absurdities