Importing stale RAW filesDownloading RAMExcessive head scratchingAligning crooked edgesDecrypting vague guidelinesDepixelating realityRestarting modemFactoring in lazinessStitching vertical panoramasPixelating lossless vectorsEnabling voluntary overtimeNormalizing objective absurditiesEnhancing subjective beautyReevaluating evaluationsExposing imperfectionsFocusing on indistinct detailsDestabilizing office chairIgnoring limitationsCompounding omelette without breaking eggsCloning imperfectionsFabricating Russian conspiracyCalibrating problem solvingHacking into the mainframeCultivating trivial small talkAttempting theoretical creativityAnalyzing previous messageProcrastinating coffee breaksContemplating takeaway orderSpilling vital coffeeWhitening teethFinding new ideas under the sunRemoving crippling doubtsSaving lost progressShadilayingReanimating deadlinesAvoiding elaborate mistakesGenerating unnecessary informationOptimistic ceiling staringBeing politically incorrectDeconstructing rubix cubeBuffering cursing computerAttempting to turning off and on againChanging coffee filtersImplementing loose disciplineCompressing superficial workflowSimulating productivitySeizing the memes of productionForgetting to remember to forgetCensoring political correctness