Saving lost progressForgetting to remember to forgetProcrastinating coffee breaksSimulating productivityCultivating trivial small talkShadilayingIgnoring limitationsHacking into the mainframeContemplating takeaway orderCloning imperfectionsDeconstructing rubix cubeSeizing the memes of productionGenerating unnecessary informationFocusing on indistinct detailsDepixelating realityBuffering cursing computerDestabilizing office chairAligning crooked edgesAttempting to turning off and on againFabricating Russian conspiracyAnalyzing previous messageCompressing superficial workflowOptimistic ceiling staringAvoiding elaborate mistakesChanging coffee filtersCalibrating problem solvingExcessive head scratchingAttempting theoretical creativityWhitening teethFactoring in lazinessBeing politically incorrectSpilling vital coffeeReanimating deadlinesDecrypting vague guidelinesCompounding omelette without breaking eggsImplementing loose disciplineReevaluating evaluationsImporting stale RAW filesNormalizing objective absurditiesEnhancing subjective beautyRemoving crippling doubtsFinding new ideas under the sunEnabling voluntary overtimeRestarting modemExposing imperfectionsPixelating lossless vectorsCensoring political correctnessDownloading RAMStitching vertical panoramas