Contemplating takeaway orderStitching vertical panoramasRemoving crippling doubtsAnalyzing previous messageBuffering cursing computerImplementing loose disciplineExposing imperfectionsCloning imperfectionsAligning crooked edgesFabricating Russian conspiracyWhitening teethHacking into the mainframeCensoring political correctnessProcrastinating coffee breaksRestarting modemSimulating productivityEnabling voluntary overtimeAvoiding elaborate mistakesSeizing the memes of productionCompressing superficial workflowFocusing on indistinct detailsCompounding omelette without breaking eggsAttempting theoretical creativityDecrypting vague guidelinesDepixelating realityFactoring in lazinessIgnoring limitationsDeconstructing rubix cubeGenerating unnecessary informationEnhancing subjective beautyCultivating trivial small talkNormalizing objective absurditiesImporting stale RAW filesBeing politically incorrectExcessive head scratchingCalibrating problem solvingOptimistic ceiling staringReevaluating evaluationsAttempting to turning off and on againForgetting to remember to forgetReanimating deadlinesSpilling vital coffeeDestabilizing office chairShadilayingFinding new ideas under the sunSaving lost progressChanging coffee filtersPixelating lossless vectorsDownloading RAM