Generating unnecessary informationDestabilizing office chairOptimistic ceiling staringFactoring in lazinessFocusing on indistinct detailsSpilling vital coffeeImplementing loose disciplineAnalyzing previous messageSaving lost progressDeconstructing rubix cubeRemoving crippling doubtsCensoring political correctnessHacking into the mainframeFinding new ideas under the sunRestarting modemCloning imperfectionsFabricating Russian conspiracyCalibrating problem solvingBeing politically incorrectAttempting to turning off and on againReevaluating evaluationsContemplating takeaway orderAvoiding elaborate mistakesSeizing the memes of productionChanging coffee filtersDownloading RAMDecrypting vague guidelinesExposing imperfectionsEnabling voluntary overtimeCompounding omelette without breaking eggsBuffering cursing computerForgetting to remember to forgetEnhancing subjective beautyReanimating deadlinesWhitening teethDepixelating realityAttempting theoretical creativityImporting stale RAW filesExcessive head scratchingAligning crooked edgesSimulating productivityStitching vertical panoramasShadilayingProcrastinating coffee breaksCompressing superficial workflowIgnoring limitationsCultivating trivial small talkNormalizing objective absurditiesPixelating lossless vectors