Attempting to turning off and on againSaving lost progressCloning imperfectionsBeing politically incorrectSimulating productivityRemoving crippling doubtsFocusing on indistinct detailsDeconstructing rubix cubeGenerating unnecessary informationEnabling voluntary overtimeDestabilizing office chairAvoiding elaborate mistakesNormalizing objective absurditiesDecrypting vague guidelinesShadilayingBuffering cursing computerCompressing superficial workflowImplementing loose disciplineSpilling vital coffeeFabricating Russian conspiracyDepixelating realityReevaluating evaluationsFinding new ideas under the sunCompounding omelette without breaking eggsForgetting to remember to forgetAttempting theoretical creativitySeizing the memes of productionPixelating lossless vectorsDownloading RAMImporting stale RAW filesCalibrating problem solvingWhitening teethReanimating deadlinesHacking into the mainframeRestarting modemContemplating takeaway orderProcrastinating coffee breaksCensoring political correctnessIgnoring limitationsChanging coffee filtersEnhancing subjective beautyAnalyzing previous messageOptimistic ceiling staringFactoring in lazinessStitching vertical panoramasAligning crooked edgesExcessive head scratchingCultivating trivial small talkExposing imperfections