Being politically incorrectChanging coffee filtersImporting stale RAW filesCompressing superficial workflowGenerating unnecessary informationAligning crooked edgesNormalizing objective absurditiesSaving lost progressFinding new ideas under the sunContemplating takeaway orderBuffering cursing computerReevaluating evaluationsCultivating trivial small talkEnabling voluntary overtimeFactoring in lazinessCompounding omelette without breaking eggsDeconstructing rubix cubeEnhancing subjective beautyOptimistic ceiling staringStitching vertical panoramasFocusing on indistinct detailsWhitening teethCensoring political correctnessSeizing the memes of productionRemoving crippling doubtsAttempting to turning off and on againAvoiding elaborate mistakesSpilling vital coffeeDepixelating realityExcessive head scratchingPixelating lossless vectorsSimulating productivityShadilayingHacking into the mainframeDownloading RAMReanimating deadlinesIgnoring limitationsExposing imperfectionsDestabilizing office chairRestarting modemFabricating Russian conspiracyAttempting theoretical creativityDecrypting vague guidelinesCalibrating problem solvingAnalyzing previous messageForgetting to remember to forgetImplementing loose disciplineProcrastinating coffee breaksCloning imperfections