Simulating productivityIgnoring limitationsFabricating Russian conspiracyCloning imperfectionsShadilayingBuffering cursing computerRemoving crippling doubtsChanging coffee filtersContemplating takeaway orderDepixelating realitySeizing the memes of productionSpilling vital coffeeCensoring political correctnessHacking into the mainframeWhitening teethFocusing on indistinct detailsOptimistic ceiling staringImporting stale RAW filesImplementing loose disciplineBeing politically incorrectAvoiding elaborate mistakesRestarting modemExposing imperfectionsForgetting to remember to forgetSaving lost progressFactoring in lazinessStitching vertical panoramasGenerating unnecessary informationEnabling voluntary overtimeDecrypting vague guidelinesPixelating lossless vectorsAttempting theoretical creativityExcessive head scratchingCompounding omelette without breaking eggsFinding new ideas under the sunCultivating trivial small talkProcrastinating coffee breaksDeconstructing rubix cubeAligning crooked edgesEnhancing subjective beautyAttempting to turning off and on againReanimating deadlinesDownloading RAMNormalizing objective absurditiesAnalyzing previous messageDestabilizing office chairCalibrating problem solvingReevaluating evaluationsCompressing superficial workflow