Changing coffee filtersAligning crooked edgesSimulating productivityDownloading RAMGenerating unnecessary informationCloning imperfectionsCompressing superficial workflowContemplating takeaway orderImplementing loose disciplineReanimating deadlinesFocusing on indistinct detailsFinding new ideas under the sunAnalyzing previous messageDepixelating realityBuffering cursing computerPixelating lossless vectorsBeing politically incorrectNormalizing objective absurditiesForgetting to remember to forgetFactoring in lazinessCensoring political correctnessRemoving crippling doubtsStitching vertical panoramasSeizing the memes of productionSpilling vital coffeeDecrypting vague guidelinesWhitening teethCompounding omelette without breaking eggsImporting stale RAW filesEnhancing subjective beautyRestarting modemExposing imperfectionsHacking into the mainframeAvoiding elaborate mistakesEnabling voluntary overtimeExcessive head scratchingDeconstructing rubix cubeAttempting to turning off and on againShadilayingCalibrating problem solvingIgnoring limitationsProcrastinating coffee breaksOptimistic ceiling staringAttempting theoretical creativitySaving lost progressFabricating Russian conspiracyDestabilizing office chairReevaluating evaluationsCultivating trivial small talk