Spilling vital coffeeImporting stale RAW filesHacking into the mainframeDepixelating realityBuffering cursing computerEnhancing subjective beautyEnabling voluntary overtimeContemplating takeaway orderFocusing on indistinct detailsProcrastinating coffee breaksAttempting theoretical creativityDestabilizing office chairFactoring in lazinessFabricating Russian conspiracyIgnoring limitationsShadilayingExcessive head scratchingSaving lost progressForgetting to remember to forgetFinding new ideas under the sunCultivating trivial small talkCompounding omelette without breaking eggsImplementing loose disciplinePixelating lossless vectorsReanimating deadlinesSeizing the memes of productionDownloading RAMReevaluating evaluationsAligning crooked edgesCloning imperfectionsNormalizing objective absurditiesCalibrating problem solvingRestarting modemStitching vertical panoramasAnalyzing previous messageDecrypting vague guidelinesDeconstructing rubix cubeWhitening teethBeing politically incorrectOptimistic ceiling staringChanging coffee filtersAttempting to turning off and on againExposing imperfectionsAvoiding elaborate mistakesCompressing superficial workflowGenerating unnecessary informationSimulating productivityCensoring political correctnessRemoving crippling doubts