Forgetting to remember to forgetContemplating takeaway orderCensoring political correctnessFocusing on indistinct detailsCalibrating problem solvingAvoiding elaborate mistakesEnabling voluntary overtimePixelating lossless vectorsShadilayingDeconstructing rubix cubeRemoving crippling doubtsCloning imperfectionsDownloading RAMSimulating productivityCultivating trivial small talkSpilling vital coffeeProcrastinating coffee breaksDecrypting vague guidelinesBuffering cursing computerRestarting modemReevaluating evaluationsCompounding omelette without breaking eggsReanimating deadlinesOptimistic ceiling staringImplementing loose disciplineWhitening teethCompressing superficial workflowDestabilizing office chairStitching vertical panoramasExcessive head scratchingNormalizing objective absurditiesExposing imperfectionsFinding new ideas under the sunAttempting theoretical creativityChanging coffee filtersFactoring in lazinessAttempting to turning off and on againHacking into the mainframeAnalyzing previous messageSeizing the memes of productionFabricating Russian conspiracyDepixelating realityGenerating unnecessary informationBeing politically incorrectAligning crooked edgesImporting stale RAW filesSaving lost progressEnhancing subjective beautyIgnoring limitations