Focusing on indistinct detailsOptimistic ceiling staringCloning imperfectionsExposing imperfectionsChanging coffee filtersFabricating Russian conspiracyDownloading RAMDestabilizing office chairImplementing loose disciplineEnabling voluntary overtimeFactoring in lazinessAttempting theoretical creativitySpilling vital coffeeDeconstructing rubix cubeAnalyzing previous messageAligning crooked edgesEnhancing subjective beautyBuffering cursing computerSimulating productivityImporting stale RAW filesCompressing superficial workflowAttempting to turning off and on againCalibrating problem solvingReanimating deadlinesSaving lost progressExcessive head scratchingCensoring political correctnessProcrastinating coffee breaksDecrypting vague guidelinesGenerating unnecessary informationForgetting to remember to forgetCompounding omelette without breaking eggsPixelating lossless vectorsReevaluating evaluationsContemplating takeaway orderRestarting modemAvoiding elaborate mistakesRemoving crippling doubtsCultivating trivial small talkStitching vertical panoramasShadilayingBeing politically incorrectFinding new ideas under the sunIgnoring limitationsDepixelating realityWhitening teethHacking into the mainframeSeizing the memes of productionNormalizing objective absurdities