Attempting theoretical creativityCompressing superficial workflowGenerating unnecessary informationAnalyzing previous messageSimulating productivityCensoring political correctnessStitching vertical panoramasOptimistic ceiling staringWhitening teethImplementing loose disciplineAttempting to turning off and on againDecrypting vague guidelinesCloning imperfectionsIgnoring limitationsPixelating lossless vectorsReanimating deadlinesFocusing on indistinct detailsDownloading RAMExposing imperfectionsChanging coffee filtersEnabling voluntary overtimeFactoring in lazinessFabricating Russian conspiracyProcrastinating coffee breaksImporting stale RAW filesBeing politically incorrectSaving lost progressNormalizing objective absurditiesCalibrating problem solvingHacking into the mainframeDeconstructing rubix cubeSpilling vital coffeeFinding new ideas under the sunBuffering cursing computerDepixelating realityCultivating trivial small talkSeizing the memes of productionDestabilizing office chairCompounding omelette without breaking eggsContemplating takeaway orderEnhancing subjective beautyAligning crooked edgesAvoiding elaborate mistakesExcessive head scratchingRestarting modemReevaluating evaluationsRemoving crippling doubtsForgetting to remember to forgetShadilaying