Downloading RAMDepixelating realityReanimating deadlinesOptimistic ceiling staringProcrastinating coffee breaksImporting stale RAW filesSimulating productivityCultivating trivial small talkAvoiding elaborate mistakesIgnoring limitationsStitching vertical panoramasHacking into the mainframeCompressing superficial workflowBeing politically incorrectCompounding omelette without breaking eggsCensoring political correctnessSaving lost progressDeconstructing rubix cubeAligning crooked edgesAnalyzing previous messageAttempting theoretical creativityReevaluating evaluationsExposing imperfectionsFactoring in lazinessWhitening teethForgetting to remember to forgetDestabilizing office chairNormalizing objective absurditiesFocusing on indistinct detailsContemplating takeaway orderSeizing the memes of productionChanging coffee filtersEnabling voluntary overtimeCloning imperfectionsDecrypting vague guidelinesAttempting to turning off and on againExcessive head scratchingCalibrating problem solvingGenerating unnecessary informationFabricating Russian conspiracyFinding new ideas under the sunPixelating lossless vectorsEnhancing subjective beautyShadilayingImplementing loose disciplineRemoving crippling doubtsRestarting modemSpilling vital coffeeBuffering cursing computer