Saving lost progressFactoring in lazinessOptimistic ceiling staringCalibrating problem solvingEnabling voluntary overtimeReevaluating evaluationsAttempting to turning off and on againFocusing on indistinct detailsImplementing loose disciplineFabricating Russian conspiracyWhitening teethSpilling vital coffeeContemplating takeaway orderAligning crooked edgesIgnoring limitationsGenerating unnecessary informationBeing politically incorrectExposing imperfectionsDepixelating realityBuffering cursing computerCompounding omelette without breaking eggsForgetting to remember to forgetHacking into the mainframePixelating lossless vectorsNormalizing objective absurditiesCloning imperfectionsDeconstructing rubix cubeExcessive head scratchingRestarting modemDestabilizing office chairRemoving crippling doubtsDownloading RAMChanging coffee filtersCompressing superficial workflowCultivating trivial small talkShadilayingSeizing the memes of productionProcrastinating coffee breaksFinding new ideas under the sunCensoring political correctnessEnhancing subjective beautyStitching vertical panoramasReanimating deadlinesAttempting theoretical creativityAnalyzing previous messageDecrypting vague guidelinesSimulating productivityImporting stale RAW filesAvoiding elaborate mistakes