Hacking into the mainframeCensoring political correctnessWhitening teethAttempting theoretical creativityCloning imperfectionsReevaluating evaluationsDepixelating realityExcessive head scratchingBeing politically incorrectAttempting to turning off and on againAligning crooked edgesExposing imperfectionsOptimistic ceiling staringImplementing loose disciplineGenerating unnecessary informationFocusing on indistinct detailsDecrypting vague guidelinesFinding new ideas under the sunContemplating takeaway orderChanging coffee filtersFabricating Russian conspiracyAvoiding elaborate mistakesForgetting to remember to forgetSeizing the memes of productionRemoving crippling doubtsCultivating trivial small talkSpilling vital coffeeEnhancing subjective beautyDeconstructing rubix cubeBuffering cursing computerEnabling voluntary overtimeImporting stale RAW filesDestabilizing office chairProcrastinating coffee breaksStitching vertical panoramasReanimating deadlinesFactoring in lazinessIgnoring limitationsPixelating lossless vectorsSaving lost progressSimulating productivityShadilayingCompressing superficial workflowRestarting modemCompounding omelette without breaking eggsAnalyzing previous messageNormalizing objective absurditiesDownloading RAMCalibrating problem solving