Saving lost progressNormalizing objective absurditiesFabricating Russian conspiracyReevaluating evaluationsSpilling vital coffeeIgnoring limitationsChanging coffee filtersCensoring political correctnessDecrypting vague guidelinesHacking into the mainframeDepixelating realitySimulating productivityImporting stale RAW filesProcrastinating coffee breaksCalibrating problem solvingBuffering cursing computerForgetting to remember to forgetAttempting to turning off and on againFactoring in lazinessBeing politically incorrectExposing imperfectionsContemplating takeaway orderFocusing on indistinct detailsDownloading RAMFinding new ideas under the sunAligning crooked edgesPixelating lossless vectorsDestabilizing office chairSeizing the memes of productionCultivating trivial small talkEnabling voluntary overtimeImplementing loose disciplineRestarting modemShadilayingStitching vertical panoramasEnhancing subjective beautyAttempting theoretical creativityWhitening teethRemoving crippling doubtsCompressing superficial workflowExcessive head scratchingAvoiding elaborate mistakesCompounding omelette without breaking eggsOptimistic ceiling staringDeconstructing rubix cubeAnalyzing previous messageCloning imperfectionsReanimating deadlinesGenerating unnecessary information