Forgetting to remember to forgetHacking into the mainframeFactoring in lazinessContemplating takeaway orderFinding new ideas under the sunNormalizing objective absurditiesSpilling vital coffeeProcrastinating coffee breaksAttempting theoretical creativityBeing politically incorrectStitching vertical panoramasDecrypting vague guidelinesAnalyzing previous messageShadilayingImporting stale RAW filesAttempting to turning off and on againReevaluating evaluationsOptimistic ceiling staringCalibrating problem solvingGenerating unnecessary informationAligning crooked edgesFocusing on indistinct detailsCultivating trivial small talkChanging coffee filtersDepixelating realityImplementing loose disciplineSaving lost progressDestabilizing office chairCloning imperfectionsSimulating productivityCompressing superficial workflowRemoving crippling doubtsDownloading RAMCensoring political correctnessEnabling voluntary overtimeReanimating deadlinesWhitening teethAvoiding elaborate mistakesFabricating Russian conspiracyBuffering cursing computerExcessive head scratchingPixelating lossless vectorsEnhancing subjective beautyExposing imperfectionsSeizing the memes of productionCompounding omelette without breaking eggsDeconstructing rubix cubeIgnoring limitationsRestarting modem