Avoiding elaborate mistakesFocusing on indistinct detailsFinding new ideas under the sunWhitening teethForgetting to remember to forgetProcrastinating coffee breaksCalibrating problem solvingBeing politically incorrectBuffering cursing computerDepixelating realityReevaluating evaluationsImporting stale RAW filesFactoring in lazinessDownloading RAMFabricating Russian conspiracyDeconstructing rubix cubeAligning crooked edgesStitching vertical panoramasAnalyzing previous messageSeizing the memes of productionNormalizing objective absurditiesEnabling voluntary overtimeReanimating deadlinesChanging coffee filtersRestarting modemImplementing loose disciplineCensoring political correctnessExposing imperfectionsIgnoring limitationsCultivating trivial small talkDestabilizing office chairAttempting to turning off and on againHacking into the mainframeShadilayingDecrypting vague guidelinesGenerating unnecessary informationAttempting theoretical creativityEnhancing subjective beautyRemoving crippling doubtsSpilling vital coffeeCloning imperfectionsOptimistic ceiling staringPixelating lossless vectorsExcessive head scratchingCompressing superficial workflowCompounding omelette without breaking eggsSaving lost progressContemplating takeaway orderSimulating productivity