Enhancing subjective beautyWhitening teethHacking into the mainframeContemplating takeaway orderDepixelating realityGenerating unnecessary informationFinding new ideas under the sunDownloading RAMCalibrating problem solvingChanging coffee filtersAvoiding elaborate mistakesProcrastinating coffee breaksSaving lost progressSimulating productivityAnalyzing previous messageOptimistic ceiling staringCultivating trivial small talkCompressing superficial workflowExcessive head scratchingNormalizing objective absurditiesCloning imperfectionsFabricating Russian conspiracyDecrypting vague guidelinesExposing imperfectionsSpilling vital coffeeEnabling voluntary overtimeFactoring in lazinessRemoving crippling doubtsBeing politically incorrectPixelating lossless vectorsFocusing on indistinct detailsSeizing the memes of productionRestarting modemImplementing loose disciplineCensoring political correctnessDestabilizing office chairCompounding omelette without breaking eggsAttempting theoretical creativityImporting stale RAW filesBuffering cursing computerReevaluating evaluationsIgnoring limitationsReanimating deadlinesAttempting to turning off and on againAligning crooked edgesStitching vertical panoramasDeconstructing rubix cubeForgetting to remember to forgetShadilaying