Cloning imperfectionsDeconstructing rubix cubeFabricating Russian conspiracyFactoring in lazinessForgetting to remember to forgetBeing politically incorrectEnhancing subjective beautyContemplating takeaway orderBuffering cursing computerExposing imperfectionsImplementing loose disciplineRemoving crippling doubtsReanimating deadlinesCensoring political correctnessWhitening teethAttempting to turning off and on againStitching vertical panoramasImporting stale RAW filesFocusing on indistinct detailsAligning crooked edgesSpilling vital coffeeIgnoring limitationsAttempting theoretical creativityNormalizing objective absurditiesCompressing superficial workflowExcessive head scratchingOptimistic ceiling staringDownloading RAMAvoiding elaborate mistakesSaving lost progressSeizing the memes of productionCompounding omelette without breaking eggsAnalyzing previous messageChanging coffee filtersRestarting modemHacking into the mainframeProcrastinating coffee breaksCultivating trivial small talkDestabilizing office chairEnabling voluntary overtimeReevaluating evaluationsGenerating unnecessary informationPixelating lossless vectorsDepixelating realityShadilayingSimulating productivityFinding new ideas under the sunDecrypting vague guidelinesCalibrating problem solving