Generating unnecessary informationWhitening teethAnalyzing previous messageContemplating takeaway orderFocusing on indistinct detailsAligning crooked edgesSpilling vital coffeeFabricating Russian conspiracyHacking into the mainframeSimulating productivityAvoiding elaborate mistakesNormalizing objective absurditiesCompounding omelette without breaking eggsRemoving crippling doubtsImporting stale RAW filesDownloading RAMDestabilizing office chairExcessive head scratchingShadilayingIgnoring limitationsOptimistic ceiling staringEnabling voluntary overtimeAttempting theoretical creativityFactoring in lazinessDeconstructing rubix cubeCensoring political correctnessForgetting to remember to forgetSeizing the memes of productionCalibrating problem solvingAttempting to turning off and on againImplementing loose disciplineFinding new ideas under the sunBeing politically incorrectDepixelating realityReanimating deadlinesStitching vertical panoramasCultivating trivial small talkRestarting modemExposing imperfectionsProcrastinating coffee breaksBuffering cursing computerDecrypting vague guidelinesCompressing superficial workflowCloning imperfectionsSaving lost progressPixelating lossless vectorsChanging coffee filtersReevaluating evaluationsEnhancing subjective beauty