Destabilizing office chairFocusing on indistinct detailsFactoring in lazinessAttempting theoretical creativityAnalyzing previous messageProcrastinating coffee breaksSaving lost progressReanimating deadlinesRemoving crippling doubtsShadilayingSimulating productivityOptimistic ceiling staringAvoiding elaborate mistakesPixelating lossless vectorsAligning crooked edgesFinding new ideas under the sunCompounding omelette without breaking eggsEnhancing subjective beautyImplementing loose disciplineImporting stale RAW filesHacking into the mainframeDecrypting vague guidelinesCloning imperfectionsReevaluating evaluationsAttempting to turning off and on againIgnoring limitationsRestarting modemForgetting to remember to forgetCensoring political correctnessDeconstructing rubix cubeSpilling vital coffeeCalibrating problem solvingSeizing the memes of productionExposing imperfectionsExcessive head scratchingDepixelating realityBeing politically incorrectStitching vertical panoramasEnabling voluntary overtimeWhitening teethCultivating trivial small talkContemplating takeaway orderBuffering cursing computerGenerating unnecessary informationFabricating Russian conspiracyNormalizing objective absurditiesDownloading RAMCompressing superficial workflowChanging coffee filters