ShadilayingAttempting to turning off and on againSeizing the memes of productionDepixelating realityCultivating trivial small talkExposing imperfectionsBeing politically incorrectImporting stale RAW filesDestabilizing office chairAvoiding elaborate mistakesCalibrating problem solvingWhitening teethReevaluating evaluationsCloning imperfectionsHacking into the mainframeAligning crooked edgesDownloading RAMBuffering cursing computerProcrastinating coffee breaksReanimating deadlinesChanging coffee filtersSimulating productivityAttempting theoretical creativitySpilling vital coffeePixelating lossless vectorsForgetting to remember to forgetFabricating Russian conspiracyCensoring political correctnessImplementing loose disciplineCompounding omelette without breaking eggsDecrypting vague guidelinesRestarting modemCompressing superficial workflowOptimistic ceiling staringSaving lost progressContemplating takeaway orderDeconstructing rubix cubeAnalyzing previous messageIgnoring limitationsEnabling voluntary overtimeNormalizing objective absurditiesFocusing on indistinct detailsGenerating unnecessary informationFactoring in lazinessStitching vertical panoramasExcessive head scratchingRemoving crippling doubtsEnhancing subjective beautyFinding new ideas under the sun