Downloading RAMForgetting to remember to forgetFactoring in lazinessAttempting to turning off and on againDecrypting vague guidelinesExcessive head scratchingSimulating productivitySaving lost progressImplementing loose disciplineStitching vertical panoramasReanimating deadlinesWhitening teethDestabilizing office chairCalibrating problem solvingDepixelating realityDeconstructing rubix cubeShadilayingCultivating trivial small talkRestarting modemProcrastinating coffee breaksAvoiding elaborate mistakesOptimistic ceiling staringReevaluating evaluationsGenerating unnecessary informationAnalyzing previous messageImporting stale RAW filesExposing imperfectionsFinding new ideas under the sunIgnoring limitationsRemoving crippling doubtsSpilling vital coffeeFabricating Russian conspiracyChanging coffee filtersContemplating takeaway orderPixelating lossless vectorsEnabling voluntary overtimeCompressing superficial workflowNormalizing objective absurditiesCompounding omelette without breaking eggsAligning crooked edgesEnhancing subjective beautyBuffering cursing computerHacking into the mainframeCloning imperfectionsAttempting theoretical creativityBeing politically incorrectFocusing on indistinct detailsCensoring political correctnessSeizing the memes of production