Generating unnecessary informationCensoring political correctnessContemplating takeaway orderIgnoring limitationsCompressing superficial workflowSeizing the memes of productionSimulating productivityDecrypting vague guidelinesDepixelating realityProcrastinating coffee breaksFactoring in lazinessAttempting theoretical creativityWhitening teethPixelating lossless vectorsCalibrating problem solvingExposing imperfectionsAnalyzing previous messageSpilling vital coffeeReevaluating evaluationsDeconstructing rubix cubeImporting stale RAW filesRemoving crippling doubtsRestarting modemFabricating Russian conspiracyForgetting to remember to forgetBuffering cursing computerShadilayingAvoiding elaborate mistakesOptimistic ceiling staringNormalizing objective absurditiesFinding new ideas under the sunExcessive head scratchingStitching vertical panoramasCultivating trivial small talkDownloading RAMAttempting to turning off and on againAligning crooked edgesBeing politically incorrectFocusing on indistinct detailsHacking into the mainframeEnhancing subjective beautyCompounding omelette without breaking eggsEnabling voluntary overtimeImplementing loose disciplineChanging coffee filtersDestabilizing office chairReanimating deadlinesCloning imperfectionsSaving lost progress