Optimistic ceiling staringRestarting modemSimulating productivityNormalizing objective absurditiesShadilayingAttempting theoretical creativityHacking into the mainframeRemoving crippling doubtsCultivating trivial small talkDestabilizing office chairProcrastinating coffee breaksSaving lost progressExposing imperfectionsImplementing loose disciplineIgnoring limitationsDownloading RAMAttempting to turning off and on againCalibrating problem solvingFinding new ideas under the sunAvoiding elaborate mistakesContemplating takeaway orderReevaluating evaluationsForgetting to remember to forgetGenerating unnecessary informationStitching vertical panoramasDecrypting vague guidelinesImporting stale RAW filesFabricating Russian conspiracyBeing politically incorrectCensoring political correctnessSpilling vital coffeeAnalyzing previous messageDeconstructing rubix cubeWhitening teethDepixelating realityCompressing superficial workflowEnhancing subjective beautyPixelating lossless vectorsEnabling voluntary overtimeFocusing on indistinct detailsReanimating deadlinesChanging coffee filtersCompounding omelette without breaking eggsSeizing the memes of productionCloning imperfectionsExcessive head scratchingBuffering cursing computerAligning crooked edgesFactoring in laziness