Removing crippling doubtsPixelating lossless vectorsContemplating takeaway orderCultivating trivial small talkFinding new ideas under the sunEnhancing subjective beautyImplementing loose disciplineSpilling vital coffeeFabricating Russian conspiracyRestarting modemAvoiding elaborate mistakesSimulating productivityDeconstructing rubix cubeDestabilizing office chairCompressing superficial workflowFocusing on indistinct detailsShadilayingBuffering cursing computerIgnoring limitationsOptimistic ceiling staringDecrypting vague guidelinesWhitening teethCompounding omelette without breaking eggsProcrastinating coffee breaksHacking into the mainframeReanimating deadlinesReevaluating evaluationsSaving lost progressCalibrating problem solvingCensoring political correctnessFactoring in lazinessExposing imperfectionsCloning imperfectionsChanging coffee filtersEnabling voluntary overtimeDepixelating realityDownloading RAMExcessive head scratchingForgetting to remember to forgetBeing politically incorrectAligning crooked edgesAttempting theoretical creativitySeizing the memes of productionStitching vertical panoramasAttempting to turning off and on againNormalizing objective absurditiesImporting stale RAW filesAnalyzing previous messageGenerating unnecessary information