Factoring in lazinessImplementing loose disciplineStitching vertical panoramasForgetting to remember to forgetSaving lost progressGenerating unnecessary informationDepixelating realityAttempting theoretical creativityContemplating takeaway orderEnhancing subjective beautyCultivating trivial small talkAttempting to turning off and on againReevaluating evaluationsSeizing the memes of productionCensoring political correctnessDownloading RAMCompounding omelette without breaking eggsDeconstructing rubix cubeBeing politically incorrectDecrypting vague guidelinesEnabling voluntary overtimeIgnoring limitationsAvoiding elaborate mistakesFocusing on indistinct detailsFabricating Russian conspiracyRemoving crippling doubtsFinding new ideas under the sunCloning imperfectionsRestarting modemNormalizing objective absurditiesWhitening teethHacking into the mainframeDestabilizing office chairBuffering cursing computerReanimating deadlinesCalibrating problem solvingProcrastinating coffee breaksOptimistic ceiling staringSpilling vital coffeeExposing imperfectionsSimulating productivityAnalyzing previous messagePixelating lossless vectorsAligning crooked edgesChanging coffee filtersShadilayingCompressing superficial workflowImporting stale RAW filesExcessive head scratching