Finding new ideas under the sunAnalyzing previous messageNormalizing objective absurditiesCultivating trivial small talkCompressing superficial workflowShadilayingWhitening teethProcrastinating coffee breaksBuffering cursing computerDepixelating realityHacking into the mainframeForgetting to remember to forgetDecrypting vague guidelinesImporting stale RAW filesCompounding omelette without breaking eggsAligning crooked edgesImplementing loose disciplineReanimating deadlinesPixelating lossless vectorsCloning imperfectionsSpilling vital coffeeFactoring in lazinessFabricating Russian conspiracyStitching vertical panoramasChanging coffee filtersAvoiding elaborate mistakesSeizing the memes of productionGenerating unnecessary informationEnhancing subjective beautyCensoring political correctnessExcessive head scratchingRemoving crippling doubtsIgnoring limitationsRestarting modemSimulating productivityAttempting theoretical creativityDestabilizing office chairCalibrating problem solvingExposing imperfectionsAttempting to turning off and on againContemplating takeaway orderDownloading RAMFocusing on indistinct detailsDeconstructing rubix cubeOptimistic ceiling staringReevaluating evaluationsEnabling voluntary overtimeSaving lost progressBeing politically incorrect