Seizing the memes of productionExcessive head scratchingBeing politically incorrectFinding new ideas under the sunFactoring in lazinessCalibrating problem solvingRemoving crippling doubtsWhitening teethImplementing loose disciplineAnalyzing previous messageDestabilizing office chairShadilayingDecrypting vague guidelinesFocusing on indistinct detailsDepixelating realitySaving lost progressReevaluating evaluationsAttempting to turning off and on againEnhancing subjective beautyIgnoring limitationsCultivating trivial small talkAttempting theoretical creativityCompressing superficial workflowDownloading RAMSimulating productivityCloning imperfectionsReanimating deadlinesChanging coffee filtersGenerating unnecessary informationImporting stale RAW filesSpilling vital coffeeCensoring political correctnessForgetting to remember to forgetOptimistic ceiling staringAvoiding elaborate mistakesRestarting modemStitching vertical panoramasNormalizing objective absurditiesBuffering cursing computerDeconstructing rubix cubeContemplating takeaway orderCompounding omelette without breaking eggsEnabling voluntary overtimeExposing imperfectionsProcrastinating coffee breaksPixelating lossless vectorsHacking into the mainframeAligning crooked edgesFabricating Russian conspiracy