Optimistic ceiling staringCompressing superficial workflowAttempting theoretical creativityExposing imperfectionsWhitening teethCensoring political correctnessFactoring in lazinessAttempting to turning off and on againEnabling voluntary overtimeForgetting to remember to forgetDownloading RAMPixelating lossless vectorsAnalyzing previous messageIgnoring limitationsCloning imperfectionsCultivating trivial small talkGenerating unnecessary informationExcessive head scratchingSeizing the memes of productionFabricating Russian conspiracyRestarting modemStitching vertical panoramasSaving lost progressSimulating productivityAvoiding elaborate mistakesChanging coffee filtersShadilayingReevaluating evaluationsFinding new ideas under the sunBuffering cursing computerEnhancing subjective beautyDepixelating realityNormalizing objective absurditiesCompounding omelette without breaking eggsRemoving crippling doubtsDecrypting vague guidelinesSpilling vital coffeeImporting stale RAW filesProcrastinating coffee breaksDestabilizing office chairDeconstructing rubix cubeReanimating deadlinesCalibrating problem solvingContemplating takeaway orderBeing politically incorrectImplementing loose disciplineFocusing on indistinct detailsHacking into the mainframeAligning crooked edges