Procrastinating coffee breaksDepixelating realityDestabilizing office chairCloning imperfectionsSeizing the memes of productionSimulating productivityStitching vertical panoramasCultivating trivial small talkAligning crooked edgesFabricating Russian conspiracyHacking into the mainframeBuffering cursing computerDeconstructing rubix cubeEnabling voluntary overtimeForgetting to remember to forgetReanimating deadlinesEnhancing subjective beautyExcessive head scratchingIgnoring limitationsCalibrating problem solvingFocusing on indistinct detailsReevaluating evaluationsChanging coffee filtersCompressing superficial workflowDecrypting vague guidelinesContemplating takeaway orderCensoring political correctnessAvoiding elaborate mistakesAttempting to turning off and on againImplementing loose disciplineSaving lost progressRemoving crippling doubtsWhitening teethBeing politically incorrectNormalizing objective absurditiesSpilling vital coffeeAnalyzing previous messageGenerating unnecessary informationOptimistic ceiling staringAttempting theoretical creativityPixelating lossless vectorsShadilayingCompounding omelette without breaking eggsImporting stale RAW filesFactoring in lazinessFinding new ideas under the sunRestarting modemExposing imperfectionsDownloading RAM