Ignoring limitationsDepixelating realityCloning imperfectionsWhitening teethFinding new ideas under the sunDownloading RAMProcrastinating coffee breaksNormalizing objective absurditiesDecrypting vague guidelinesChanging coffee filtersAttempting to turning off and on againReevaluating evaluationsGenerating unnecessary informationAnalyzing previous messageStitching vertical panoramasSeizing the memes of productionRestarting modemAvoiding elaborate mistakesAttempting theoretical creativityImplementing loose disciplineSimulating productivityEnabling voluntary overtimeOptimistic ceiling staringAligning crooked edgesFocusing on indistinct detailsContemplating takeaway orderCensoring political correctnessSaving lost progressBuffering cursing computerEnhancing subjective beautyRemoving crippling doubtsShadilayingSpilling vital coffeeCompounding omelette without breaking eggsDeconstructing rubix cubeFactoring in lazinessImporting stale RAW filesExcessive head scratchingDestabilizing office chairCompressing superficial workflowCultivating trivial small talkForgetting to remember to forgetExposing imperfectionsCalibrating problem solvingFabricating Russian conspiracyReanimating deadlinesBeing politically incorrectHacking into the mainframePixelating lossless vectors