Censoring political correctnessEnhancing subjective beautyEnabling voluntary overtimeGenerating unnecessary informationRemoving crippling doubtsExposing imperfectionsIgnoring limitationsProcrastinating coffee breaksForgetting to remember to forgetContemplating takeaway orderCalibrating problem solvingBuffering cursing computerReevaluating evaluationsChanging coffee filtersDownloading RAMExcessive head scratchingSeizing the memes of productionNormalizing objective absurditiesRestarting modemAvoiding elaborate mistakesSimulating productivitySaving lost progressImporting stale RAW filesDeconstructing rubix cubeHacking into the mainframeCloning imperfectionsFinding new ideas under the sunAnalyzing previous messageDestabilizing office chairAttempting theoretical creativitySpilling vital coffeeShadilayingImplementing loose disciplineFocusing on indistinct detailsCompounding omelette without breaking eggsWhitening teethDepixelating realityReanimating deadlinesCultivating trivial small talkAligning crooked edgesBeing politically incorrectFabricating Russian conspiracyDecrypting vague guidelinesFactoring in lazinessOptimistic ceiling staringCompressing superficial workflowPixelating lossless vectorsAttempting to turning off and on againStitching vertical panoramas