Depixelating realityAttempting to turning off and on againDecrypting vague guidelinesFocusing on indistinct detailsRemoving crippling doubtsCloning imperfectionsAnalyzing previous messageSimulating productivityCensoring political correctnessAligning crooked edgesSeizing the memes of productionWhitening teethEnhancing subjective beautyReanimating deadlinesImporting stale RAW filesHacking into the mainframeForgetting to remember to forgetContemplating takeaway orderAttempting theoretical creativityFabricating Russian conspiracyCompounding omelette without breaking eggsImplementing loose disciplineCultivating trivial small talkCalibrating problem solvingStitching vertical panoramasChanging coffee filtersBuffering cursing computerSaving lost progressExposing imperfectionsFactoring in lazinessCompressing superficial workflowNormalizing objective absurditiesShadilayingBeing politically incorrectRestarting modemFinding new ideas under the sunExcessive head scratchingIgnoring limitationsPixelating lossless vectorsProcrastinating coffee breaksDeconstructing rubix cubeReevaluating evaluationsDownloading RAMAvoiding elaborate mistakesEnabling voluntary overtimeOptimistic ceiling staringSpilling vital coffeeDestabilizing office chairGenerating unnecessary information