Ignoring limitationsStitching vertical panoramasBeing politically incorrectWhitening teethFocusing on indistinct detailsCloning imperfectionsSeizing the memes of productionNormalizing objective absurditiesCensoring political correctnessDownloading RAMRestarting modemAnalyzing previous messageReanimating deadlinesOptimistic ceiling staringImplementing loose disciplineHacking into the mainframeGenerating unnecessary informationEnabling voluntary overtimeForgetting to remember to forgetCultivating trivial small talkSaving lost progressContemplating takeaway orderCompressing superficial workflowSpilling vital coffeeShadilayingBuffering cursing computerProcrastinating coffee breaksAligning crooked edgesDepixelating realitySimulating productivityExcessive head scratchingAttempting to turning off and on againPixelating lossless vectorsReevaluating evaluationsCalibrating problem solvingImporting stale RAW filesFinding new ideas under the sunDestabilizing office chairChanging coffee filtersFactoring in lazinessRemoving crippling doubtsDeconstructing rubix cubeAttempting theoretical creativityDecrypting vague guidelinesAvoiding elaborate mistakesEnhancing subjective beautyExposing imperfectionsCompounding omelette without breaking eggsFabricating Russian conspiracy