Stitching vertical panoramasChanging coffee filtersCensoring political correctnessReanimating deadlinesImporting stale RAW filesForgetting to remember to forgetExposing imperfectionsEnabling voluntary overtimeFabricating Russian conspiracyCalibrating problem solvingCompounding omelette without breaking eggsContemplating takeaway orderFinding new ideas under the sunProcrastinating coffee breaksFactoring in lazinessFocusing on indistinct detailsSimulating productivityExcessive head scratchingEnhancing subjective beautyShadilayingGenerating unnecessary informationImplementing loose disciplineAnalyzing previous messageAvoiding elaborate mistakesCompressing superficial workflowDestabilizing office chairOptimistic ceiling staringAligning crooked edgesDecrypting vague guidelinesNormalizing objective absurditiesRemoving crippling doubtsAttempting theoretical creativityCultivating trivial small talkBeing politically incorrectSaving lost progressDownloading RAMAttempting to turning off and on againRestarting modemDepixelating realityWhitening teethCloning imperfectionsIgnoring limitationsPixelating lossless vectorsDeconstructing rubix cubeBuffering cursing computerSeizing the memes of productionSpilling vital coffeeHacking into the mainframeReevaluating evaluations