Compressing superficial workflowFabricating Russian conspiracyIgnoring limitationsProcrastinating coffee breaksEnabling voluntary overtimeHacking into the mainframeReanimating deadlinesFocusing on indistinct detailsReevaluating evaluationsCloning imperfectionsCensoring political correctnessEnhancing subjective beautyForgetting to remember to forgetWhitening teethAvoiding elaborate mistakesSeizing the memes of productionAttempting theoretical creativityNormalizing objective absurditiesImporting stale RAW filesDepixelating realitySimulating productivityExcessive head scratchingExposing imperfectionsDecrypting vague guidelinesCompounding omelette without breaking eggsChanging coffee filtersShadilayingFinding new ideas under the sunBuffering cursing computerDownloading RAMImplementing loose disciplineAttempting to turning off and on againRestarting modemStitching vertical panoramasBeing politically incorrectAligning crooked edgesContemplating takeaway orderDeconstructing rubix cubeFactoring in lazinessSpilling vital coffeeOptimistic ceiling staringDestabilizing office chairCalibrating problem solvingGenerating unnecessary informationRemoving crippling doubtsCultivating trivial small talkAnalyzing previous messagePixelating lossless vectorsSaving lost progress