Forgetting to remember to forgetBeing politically incorrectReanimating deadlinesAvoiding elaborate mistakesImporting stale RAW filesReevaluating evaluationsPixelating lossless vectorsCultivating trivial small talkAligning crooked edgesWhitening teethIgnoring limitationsOptimistic ceiling staringEnhancing subjective beautySimulating productivityGenerating unnecessary informationShadilayingChanging coffee filtersNormalizing objective absurditiesHacking into the mainframeDownloading RAMCensoring political correctnessAttempting theoretical creativityDeconstructing rubix cubeContemplating takeaway orderDestabilizing office chairRemoving crippling doubtsCompressing superficial workflowExcessive head scratchingFinding new ideas under the sunCompounding omelette without breaking eggsAttempting to turning off and on againFocusing on indistinct detailsStitching vertical panoramasAnalyzing previous messageProcrastinating coffee breaksCloning imperfectionsCalibrating problem solvingSaving lost progressSpilling vital coffeeEnabling voluntary overtimeDecrypting vague guidelinesSeizing the memes of productionFabricating Russian conspiracyExposing imperfectionsFactoring in lazinessBuffering cursing computerDepixelating realityRestarting modemImplementing loose discipline