Censoring political correctnessGenerating unnecessary informationDownloading RAMFactoring in lazinessImporting stale RAW filesCloning imperfectionsExposing imperfectionsEnhancing subjective beautyIgnoring limitationsImplementing loose disciplineAnalyzing previous messageDecrypting vague guidelinesCompounding omelette without breaking eggsDeconstructing rubix cubeAvoiding elaborate mistakesEnabling voluntary overtimeDepixelating realitySaving lost progressPixelating lossless vectorsReanimating deadlinesForgetting to remember to forgetFabricating Russian conspiracyCultivating trivial small talkCompressing superficial workflowFocusing on indistinct detailsAligning crooked edgesBeing politically incorrectStitching vertical panoramasOptimistic ceiling staringSimulating productivityHacking into the mainframeFinding new ideas under the sunBuffering cursing computerSeizing the memes of productionSpilling vital coffeeProcrastinating coffee breaksDestabilizing office chairRestarting modemAttempting theoretical creativityWhitening teethReevaluating evaluationsShadilayingChanging coffee filtersContemplating takeaway orderExcessive head scratchingNormalizing objective absurditiesRemoving crippling doubtsAttempting to turning off and on againCalibrating problem solving