Removing crippling doubtsAligning crooked edgesImplementing loose disciplineGenerating unnecessary informationDepixelating realityIgnoring limitationsBeing politically incorrectCompressing superficial workflowSimulating productivityPixelating lossless vectorsCompounding omelette without breaking eggsShadilayingSaving lost progressHacking into the mainframeExposing imperfectionsFinding new ideas under the sunAnalyzing previous messageAvoiding elaborate mistakesProcrastinating coffee breaksNormalizing objective absurditiesCalibrating problem solvingSpilling vital coffeeBuffering cursing computerEnabling voluntary overtimeImporting stale RAW filesAttempting to turning off and on againStitching vertical panoramasContemplating takeaway orderReanimating deadlinesForgetting to remember to forgetDeconstructing rubix cubeWhitening teethAttempting theoretical creativityDestabilizing office chairEnhancing subjective beautyCloning imperfectionsFabricating Russian conspiracyCultivating trivial small talkExcessive head scratchingRestarting modemSeizing the memes of productionDownloading RAMReevaluating evaluationsCensoring political correctnessOptimistic ceiling staringDecrypting vague guidelinesChanging coffee filtersFocusing on indistinct detailsFactoring in laziness