Deconstructing rubix cubeForgetting to remember to forgetCultivating trivial small talkDepixelating realityAttempting theoretical creativityRemoving crippling doubtsStitching vertical panoramasCloning imperfectionsFabricating Russian conspiracyBeing politically incorrectAttempting to turning off and on againPixelating lossless vectorsCensoring political correctnessImporting stale RAW filesEnabling voluntary overtimeCalibrating problem solvingExcessive head scratchingDownloading RAMReevaluating evaluationsDecrypting vague guidelinesFocusing on indistinct detailsImplementing loose disciplineReanimating deadlinesBuffering cursing computerAvoiding elaborate mistakesCompounding omelette without breaking eggsIgnoring limitationsShadilayingEnhancing subjective beautyNormalizing objective absurditiesSaving lost progressFactoring in lazinessAnalyzing previous messageFinding new ideas under the sunWhitening teethAligning crooked edgesSeizing the memes of productionExposing imperfectionsCompressing superficial workflowHacking into the mainframeSimulating productivityGenerating unnecessary informationChanging coffee filtersOptimistic ceiling staringSpilling vital coffeeContemplating takeaway orderProcrastinating coffee breaksDestabilizing office chairRestarting modem