Buffering cursing computerProcrastinating coffee breaksExcessive head scratchingFinding new ideas under the sunFactoring in lazinessDestabilizing office chairAttempting theoretical creativitySpilling vital coffeeSaving lost progressDepixelating realityCompounding omelette without breaking eggsDecrypting vague guidelinesNormalizing objective absurditiesImporting stale RAW filesForgetting to remember to forgetPixelating lossless vectorsShadilayingFocusing on indistinct detailsAvoiding elaborate mistakesAnalyzing previous messageSeizing the memes of productionBeing politically incorrectEnhancing subjective beautyAligning crooked edgesSimulating productivityReevaluating evaluationsCultivating trivial small talkDownloading RAMChanging coffee filtersCalibrating problem solvingGenerating unnecessary informationStitching vertical panoramasAttempting to turning off and on againIgnoring limitationsContemplating takeaway orderImplementing loose disciplineWhitening teethDeconstructing rubix cubeFabricating Russian conspiracyOptimistic ceiling staringExposing imperfectionsEnabling voluntary overtimeCensoring political correctnessCompressing superficial workflowRemoving crippling doubtsCloning imperfectionsHacking into the mainframeRestarting modemReanimating deadlines