Factoring in lazinessBuffering cursing computerImporting stale RAW filesStitching vertical panoramasReevaluating evaluationsForgetting to remember to forgetCompressing superficial workflowSpilling vital coffeeEnhancing subjective beautyOptimistic ceiling staringAligning crooked edgesRestarting modemFabricating Russian conspiracyFinding new ideas under the sunProcrastinating coffee breaksPixelating lossless vectorsCensoring political correctnessSimulating productivityImplementing loose disciplineSaving lost progressRemoving crippling doubtsDecrypting vague guidelinesShadilayingWhitening teethSeizing the memes of productionReanimating deadlinesIgnoring limitationsGenerating unnecessary informationEnabling voluntary overtimeDownloading RAMCultivating trivial small talkExcessive head scratchingDestabilizing office chairAttempting to turning off and on againChanging coffee filtersAttempting theoretical creativityCompounding omelette without breaking eggsNormalizing objective absurditiesCalibrating problem solvingDeconstructing rubix cubeBeing politically incorrectAnalyzing previous messageCloning imperfectionsAvoiding elaborate mistakesDepixelating realityHacking into the mainframeFocusing on indistinct detailsContemplating takeaway orderExposing imperfections