Factoring in lazinessPixelating lossless vectorsAttempting to turning off and on againCompressing superficial workflowProcrastinating coffee breaksSpilling vital coffeeAvoiding elaborate mistakesImplementing loose disciplineRestarting modemDecrypting vague guidelinesCompounding omelette without breaking eggsDownloading RAMCensoring political correctnessSaving lost progressReanimating deadlinesCultivating trivial small talkShadilayingDeconstructing rubix cubeDestabilizing office chairCalibrating problem solvingDepixelating realityOptimistic ceiling staringAttempting theoretical creativityGenerating unnecessary informationContemplating takeaway orderFinding new ideas under the sunExposing imperfectionsForgetting to remember to forgetHacking into the mainframeFocusing on indistinct detailsEnabling voluntary overtimeIgnoring limitationsBuffering cursing computerReevaluating evaluationsFabricating Russian conspiracyEnhancing subjective beautyChanging coffee filtersBeing politically incorrectAnalyzing previous messageSeizing the memes of productionCloning imperfectionsNormalizing objective absurditiesSimulating productivityRemoving crippling doubtsStitching vertical panoramasWhitening teethAligning crooked edgesImporting stale RAW filesExcessive head scratching