Optimistic ceiling staringAligning crooked edgesEnabling voluntary overtimeSeizing the memes of productionReanimating deadlinesProcrastinating coffee breaksRemoving crippling doubtsCompressing superficial workflowImplementing loose disciplineSimulating productivityAttempting theoretical creativityGenerating unnecessary informationFinding new ideas under the sunWhitening teethDecrypting vague guidelinesShadilayingCalibrating problem solvingImporting stale RAW filesDestabilizing office chairHacking into the mainframeFabricating Russian conspiracyFocusing on indistinct detailsIgnoring limitationsChanging coffee filtersStitching vertical panoramasAnalyzing previous messageAvoiding elaborate mistakesBuffering cursing computerAttempting to turning off and on againCloning imperfectionsCensoring political correctnessPixelating lossless vectorsFactoring in lazinessContemplating takeaway orderExcessive head scratchingReevaluating evaluationsBeing politically incorrectEnhancing subjective beautyForgetting to remember to forgetDownloading RAMDepixelating realityCompounding omelette without breaking eggsRestarting modemSaving lost progressDeconstructing rubix cubeCultivating trivial small talkNormalizing objective absurditiesExposing imperfectionsSpilling vital coffee