Fabricating Russian conspiracyShadilayingCalibrating problem solvingRemoving crippling doubtsAnalyzing previous messageGenerating unnecessary informationSeizing the memes of productionStitching vertical panoramasBuffering cursing computerProcrastinating coffee breaksHacking into the mainframeOptimistic ceiling staringFactoring in lazinessExposing imperfectionsCultivating trivial small talkNormalizing objective absurditiesAttempting theoretical creativityEnhancing subjective beautySimulating productivityDecrypting vague guidelinesDepixelating realityDeconstructing rubix cubeDestabilizing office chairPixelating lossless vectorsWhitening teethIgnoring limitationsExcessive head scratchingReevaluating evaluationsForgetting to remember to forgetRestarting modemAligning crooked edgesDownloading RAMSpilling vital coffeeImporting stale RAW filesContemplating takeaway orderEnabling voluntary overtimeBeing politically incorrectImplementing loose disciplineFocusing on indistinct detailsCensoring political correctnessSaving lost progressFinding new ideas under the sunChanging coffee filtersCloning imperfectionsCompounding omelette without breaking eggsAttempting to turning off and on againAvoiding elaborate mistakesCompressing superficial workflowReanimating deadlines