Downloading RAMChanging coffee filtersDecrypting vague guidelinesWhitening teethCompounding omelette without breaking eggsDestabilizing office chairPixelating lossless vectorsFinding new ideas under the sunContemplating takeaway orderCensoring political correctnessShadilayingEnhancing subjective beautySimulating productivityCalibrating problem solvingSeizing the memes of productionDeconstructing rubix cubeSaving lost progressAligning crooked edgesHacking into the mainframeDepixelating realityImporting stale RAW filesAvoiding elaborate mistakesRemoving crippling doubtsOptimistic ceiling staringForgetting to remember to forgetEnabling voluntary overtimeCultivating trivial small talkSpilling vital coffeeAnalyzing previous messageFactoring in lazinessReanimating deadlinesExcessive head scratchingGenerating unnecessary informationStitching vertical panoramasRestarting modemProcrastinating coffee breaksFocusing on indistinct detailsAttempting to turning off and on againImplementing loose disciplineBeing politically incorrectNormalizing objective absurditiesReevaluating evaluationsCompressing superficial workflowCloning imperfectionsExposing imperfectionsIgnoring limitationsBuffering cursing computerAttempting theoretical creativityFabricating Russian conspiracy