Attempting to turning off and on againSeizing the memes of productionChanging coffee filtersWhitening teethPixelating lossless vectorsSimulating productivityExposing imperfectionsFabricating Russian conspiracyDeconstructing rubix cubeCalibrating problem solvingReevaluating evaluationsSaving lost progressCensoring political correctnessContemplating takeaway orderDepixelating realityImporting stale RAW filesShadilayingCompressing superficial workflowBeing politically incorrectDecrypting vague guidelinesHacking into the mainframeExcessive head scratchingAligning crooked edgesEnabling voluntary overtimeFinding new ideas under the sunEnhancing subjective beautyImplementing loose disciplineRestarting modemNormalizing objective absurditiesDestabilizing office chairStitching vertical panoramasCultivating trivial small talkCloning imperfectionsFactoring in lazinessOptimistic ceiling staringDownloading RAMCompounding omelette without breaking eggsSpilling vital coffeeAnalyzing previous messageBuffering cursing computerRemoving crippling doubtsAttempting theoretical creativityProcrastinating coffee breaksForgetting to remember to forgetAvoiding elaborate mistakesIgnoring limitationsGenerating unnecessary informationFocusing on indistinct detailsReanimating deadlines