Restarting modemCompounding omelette without breaking eggsReanimating deadlinesDepixelating realityAligning crooked edgesShadilayingCensoring political correctnessOptimistic ceiling staringExcessive head scratchingAvoiding elaborate mistakesCultivating trivial small talkEnabling voluntary overtimeStitching vertical panoramasFactoring in lazinessSaving lost progressAnalyzing previous messageIgnoring limitationsImporting stale RAW filesCompressing superficial workflowDestabilizing office chairAttempting theoretical creativitySeizing the memes of productionWhitening teethFabricating Russian conspiracyAttempting to turning off and on againSimulating productivityGenerating unnecessary informationPixelating lossless vectorsCloning imperfectionsExposing imperfectionsCalibrating problem solvingChanging coffee filtersRemoving crippling doubtsDownloading RAMHacking into the mainframeNormalizing objective absurditiesImplementing loose disciplineBeing politically incorrectEnhancing subjective beautyDeconstructing rubix cubeFinding new ideas under the sunProcrastinating coffee breaksBuffering cursing computerDecrypting vague guidelinesForgetting to remember to forgetSpilling vital coffeeReevaluating evaluationsFocusing on indistinct detailsContemplating takeaway order