Enabling voluntary overtimeFocusing on indistinct detailsReanimating deadlinesCensoring political correctnessGenerating unnecessary informationCalibrating problem solvingFinding new ideas under the sunWhitening teethDownloading RAMEnhancing subjective beautyAvoiding elaborate mistakesCompounding omelette without breaking eggsImporting stale RAW filesContemplating takeaway orderProcrastinating coffee breaksReevaluating evaluationsStitching vertical panoramasFactoring in lazinessIgnoring limitationsShadilayingExposing imperfectionsFabricating Russian conspiracyDecrypting vague guidelinesExcessive head scratchingDepixelating realityBuffering cursing computerOptimistic ceiling staringCultivating trivial small talkSimulating productivityAttempting theoretical creativityChanging coffee filtersBeing politically incorrectDeconstructing rubix cubeDestabilizing office chairImplementing loose disciplineRestarting modemSeizing the memes of productionSpilling vital coffeeCloning imperfectionsRemoving crippling doubtsAttempting to turning off and on againAnalyzing previous messageNormalizing objective absurditiesForgetting to remember to forgetHacking into the mainframePixelating lossless vectorsCompressing superficial workflowSaving lost progressAligning crooked edges