Buffering cursing computerWhitening teethFinding new ideas under the sunSaving lost progressOptimistic ceiling staringDeconstructing rubix cubeImporting stale RAW filesAttempting to turning off and on againRestarting modemAnalyzing previous messageBeing politically incorrectAvoiding elaborate mistakesFactoring in lazinessDepixelating realityExposing imperfectionsProcrastinating coffee breaksRemoving crippling doubtsNormalizing objective absurditiesEnabling voluntary overtimeReevaluating evaluationsEnhancing subjective beautyHacking into the mainframeContemplating takeaway orderDestabilizing office chairExcessive head scratchingCompressing superficial workflowCompounding omelette without breaking eggsImplementing loose disciplineFocusing on indistinct detailsDownloading RAMFabricating Russian conspiracyDecrypting vague guidelinesCloning imperfectionsAligning crooked edgesShadilayingSpilling vital coffeeGenerating unnecessary informationCensoring political correctnessForgetting to remember to forgetPixelating lossless vectorsReanimating deadlinesCultivating trivial small talkChanging coffee filtersIgnoring limitationsStitching vertical panoramasAttempting theoretical creativitySeizing the memes of productionSimulating productivityCalibrating problem solving