Saving lost progressSpilling vital coffeeDeconstructing rubix cubeSimulating productivityReevaluating evaluationsImplementing loose disciplineWhitening teethAttempting to turning off and on againForgetting to remember to forgetDepixelating realitySeizing the memes of productionRestarting modemFabricating Russian conspiracyContemplating takeaway orderCultivating trivial small talkFinding new ideas under the sunAttempting theoretical creativityAnalyzing previous messageBeing politically incorrectStitching vertical panoramasIgnoring limitationsRemoving crippling doubtsFactoring in lazinessAvoiding elaborate mistakesEnhancing subjective beautyCalibrating problem solvingAligning crooked edgesOptimistic ceiling staringFocusing on indistinct detailsImporting stale RAW filesCloning imperfectionsNormalizing objective absurditiesCompounding omelette without breaking eggsDownloading RAMProcrastinating coffee breaksBuffering cursing computerDecrypting vague guidelinesGenerating unnecessary informationEnabling voluntary overtimeCompressing superficial workflowDestabilizing office chairExcessive head scratchingChanging coffee filtersHacking into the mainframeReanimating deadlinesShadilayingPixelating lossless vectorsCensoring political correctnessExposing imperfections