Simulating productivityAnalyzing previous messageRemoving crippling doubtsNormalizing objective absurditiesChanging coffee filtersCompressing superficial workflowDeconstructing rubix cubeShadilayingReevaluating evaluationsGenerating unnecessary informationFocusing on indistinct detailsAttempting theoretical creativityDecrypting vague guidelinesCensoring political correctnessCultivating trivial small talkRestarting modemOptimistic ceiling staringDepixelating realityPixelating lossless vectorsEnhancing subjective beautyCloning imperfectionsFinding new ideas under the sunExposing imperfectionsFactoring in lazinessAligning crooked edgesDestabilizing office chairAttempting to turning off and on againImplementing loose disciplineSaving lost progressIgnoring limitationsStitching vertical panoramasImporting stale RAW filesCompounding omelette without breaking eggsAvoiding elaborate mistakesForgetting to remember to forgetProcrastinating coffee breaksWhitening teethContemplating takeaway orderEnabling voluntary overtimeDownloading RAMFabricating Russian conspiracySeizing the memes of productionBeing politically incorrectHacking into the mainframeReanimating deadlinesBuffering cursing computerExcessive head scratchingSpilling vital coffeeCalibrating problem solving