Attempting theoretical creativityFactoring in lazinessAttempting to turning off and on againBeing politically incorrectCompounding omelette without breaking eggsFabricating Russian conspiracySeizing the memes of productionAvoiding elaborate mistakesProcrastinating coffee breaksExcessive head scratchingHacking into the mainframeEnhancing subjective beautyCensoring political correctnessSimulating productivityExposing imperfectionsReevaluating evaluationsPixelating lossless vectorsImporting stale RAW filesRemoving crippling doubtsAligning crooked edgesWhitening teethContemplating takeaway orderDownloading RAMShadilayingForgetting to remember to forgetFinding new ideas under the sunDeconstructing rubix cubeDestabilizing office chairDepixelating realityNormalizing objective absurditiesChanging coffee filtersCultivating trivial small talkReanimating deadlinesDecrypting vague guidelinesEnabling voluntary overtimeCompressing superficial workflowSpilling vital coffeeOptimistic ceiling staringFocusing on indistinct detailsGenerating unnecessary informationCloning imperfectionsRestarting modemAnalyzing previous messageStitching vertical panoramasIgnoring limitationsBuffering cursing computerImplementing loose disciplineCalibrating problem solvingSaving lost progress