Aligning crooked edgesBuffering cursing computerFabricating Russian conspiracyDownloading RAMIgnoring limitationsDestabilizing office chairOptimistic ceiling staringCalibrating problem solvingSeizing the memes of productionChanging coffee filtersAnalyzing previous messageHacking into the mainframeDepixelating realityAvoiding elaborate mistakesNormalizing objective absurditiesReevaluating evaluationsGenerating unnecessary informationAttempting to turning off and on againSimulating productivityCloning imperfectionsEnabling voluntary overtimeDecrypting vague guidelinesWhitening teethReanimating deadlinesRestarting modemBeing politically incorrectExposing imperfectionsImplementing loose disciplineExcessive head scratchingSpilling vital coffeeAttempting theoretical creativitySaving lost progressPixelating lossless vectorsCultivating trivial small talkFactoring in lazinessProcrastinating coffee breaksDeconstructing rubix cubeCensoring political correctnessFocusing on indistinct detailsCompounding omelette without breaking eggsShadilayingImporting stale RAW filesCompressing superficial workflowRemoving crippling doubtsForgetting to remember to forgetStitching vertical panoramasEnhancing subjective beautyContemplating takeaway orderFinding new ideas under the sun