Procrastinating coffee breaksWhitening teethOptimistic ceiling staringExcessive head scratchingBeing politically incorrectGenerating unnecessary informationStitching vertical panoramasCensoring political correctnessFabricating Russian conspiracyCompounding omelette without breaking eggsEnhancing subjective beautyRemoving crippling doubtsCultivating trivial small talkCloning imperfectionsImporting stale RAW filesRestarting modemAligning crooked edgesSaving lost progressEnabling voluntary overtimeIgnoring limitationsAttempting to turning off and on againExposing imperfectionsDepixelating realityReanimating deadlinesDownloading RAMBuffering cursing computerAttempting theoretical creativityCompressing superficial workflowContemplating takeaway orderFactoring in lazinessAvoiding elaborate mistakesPixelating lossless vectorsSeizing the memes of productionForgetting to remember to forgetHacking into the mainframeAnalyzing previous messageDeconstructing rubix cubeReevaluating evaluationsShadilayingImplementing loose disciplineDecrypting vague guidelinesNormalizing objective absurditiesSimulating productivitySpilling vital coffeeCalibrating problem solvingDestabilizing office chairFinding new ideas under the sunChanging coffee filtersFocusing on indistinct details