Changing coffee filtersAnalyzing previous messageWhitening teethSpilling vital coffeeGenerating unnecessary informationImporting stale RAW filesDestabilizing office chairAvoiding elaborate mistakesProcrastinating coffee breaksEnabling voluntary overtimeCompressing superficial workflowFinding new ideas under the sunCalibrating problem solvingReanimating deadlinesEnhancing subjective beautyBeing politically incorrectSimulating productivityCompounding omelette without breaking eggsForgetting to remember to forgetAligning crooked edgesRemoving crippling doubtsHacking into the mainframeCensoring political correctnessDeconstructing rubix cubeDecrypting vague guidelinesStitching vertical panoramasBuffering cursing computerSaving lost progressCultivating trivial small talkFocusing on indistinct detailsReevaluating evaluationsDownloading RAMAttempting theoretical creativityFabricating Russian conspiracyOptimistic ceiling staringContemplating takeaway orderExcessive head scratchingAttempting to turning off and on againExposing imperfectionsShadilayingCloning imperfectionsPixelating lossless vectorsDepixelating realityFactoring in lazinessSeizing the memes of productionIgnoring limitationsRestarting modemImplementing loose disciplineNormalizing objective absurdities