Contemplating takeaway orderProcrastinating coffee breaksHacking into the mainframeWhitening teethDecrypting vague guidelinesFactoring in lazinessExposing imperfectionsEnabling voluntary overtimeAttempting theoretical creativityAvoiding elaborate mistakesNormalizing objective absurditiesOptimistic ceiling staringFocusing on indistinct detailsSeizing the memes of productionStitching vertical panoramasRemoving crippling doubtsRestarting modemEnhancing subjective beautyAttempting to turning off and on againChanging coffee filtersCloning imperfectionsGenerating unnecessary informationCompressing superficial workflowCalibrating problem solvingSaving lost progressShadilayingBeing politically incorrectForgetting to remember to forgetSimulating productivityPixelating lossless vectorsDeconstructing rubix cubeFinding new ideas under the sunCensoring political correctnessAligning crooked edgesImporting stale RAW filesDepixelating realityBuffering cursing computerImplementing loose disciplineIgnoring limitationsDestabilizing office chairCompounding omelette without breaking eggsReanimating deadlinesFabricating Russian conspiracyCultivating trivial small talkDownloading RAMAnalyzing previous messageExcessive head scratchingSpilling vital coffeeReevaluating evaluations