Procrastinating coffee breaksRemoving crippling doubtsDeconstructing rubix cubeCensoring political correctnessShadilayingAttempting theoretical creativityCloning imperfectionsEnabling voluntary overtimeWhitening teethIgnoring limitationsForgetting to remember to forgetPixelating lossless vectorsDecrypting vague guidelinesExcessive head scratchingCalibrating problem solvingFocusing on indistinct detailsFabricating Russian conspiracyBeing politically incorrectNormalizing objective absurditiesImplementing loose disciplineAligning crooked edgesFinding new ideas under the sunDestabilizing office chairStitching vertical panoramasReevaluating evaluationsSimulating productivityDownloading RAMChanging coffee filtersReanimating deadlinesCompressing superficial workflowHacking into the mainframeOptimistic ceiling staringAvoiding elaborate mistakesFactoring in lazinessAnalyzing previous messageSeizing the memes of productionCompounding omelette without breaking eggsRestarting modemExposing imperfectionsEnhancing subjective beautyGenerating unnecessary informationSpilling vital coffeeContemplating takeaway orderAttempting to turning off and on againSaving lost progressDepixelating realityCultivating trivial small talkBuffering cursing computerImporting stale RAW files