Depixelating realityFinding new ideas under the sunChanging coffee filtersEnabling voluntary overtimeSeizing the memes of productionAttempting to turning off and on againDownloading RAMFocusing on indistinct detailsRestarting modemAligning crooked edgesSpilling vital coffeeStitching vertical panoramasCloning imperfectionsFactoring in lazinessBeing politically incorrectRemoving crippling doubtsCompounding omelette without breaking eggsCensoring political correctnessDeconstructing rubix cubeCultivating trivial small talkNormalizing objective absurditiesImplementing loose disciplineEnhancing subjective beautyShadilayingContemplating takeaway orderExcessive head scratchingDestabilizing office chairCompressing superficial workflowOptimistic ceiling staringReanimating deadlinesCalibrating problem solvingSaving lost progressAvoiding elaborate mistakesReevaluating evaluationsBuffering cursing computerIgnoring limitationsSimulating productivityAttempting theoretical creativityHacking into the mainframeForgetting to remember to forgetProcrastinating coffee breaksDecrypting vague guidelinesAnalyzing previous messageExposing imperfectionsWhitening teethImporting stale RAW filesFabricating Russian conspiracyGenerating unnecessary informationPixelating lossless vectors