Seizing the memes of productionAttempting to turning off and on againProcrastinating coffee breaksForgetting to remember to forgetContemplating takeaway orderCensoring political correctnessImporting stale RAW filesDownloading RAMStitching vertical panoramasAttempting theoretical creativityCompounding omelette without breaking eggsAvoiding elaborate mistakesFabricating Russian conspiracyCompressing superficial workflowExposing imperfectionsOptimistic ceiling staringIgnoring limitationsNormalizing objective absurditiesRemoving crippling doubtsGenerating unnecessary informationEnhancing subjective beautyBeing politically incorrectSimulating productivityReanimating deadlinesImplementing loose disciplineShadilayingSpilling vital coffeeExcessive head scratchingPixelating lossless vectorsHacking into the mainframeRestarting modemCultivating trivial small talkEnabling voluntary overtimeDeconstructing rubix cubeFactoring in lazinessDepixelating realityAligning crooked edgesFinding new ideas under the sunWhitening teethDecrypting vague guidelinesChanging coffee filtersBuffering cursing computerCloning imperfectionsSaving lost progressReevaluating evaluationsDestabilizing office chairAnalyzing previous messageFocusing on indistinct detailsCalibrating problem solving