Stitching vertical panoramasSaving lost progressGenerating unnecessary informationForgetting to remember to forgetBuffering cursing computerChanging coffee filtersAvoiding elaborate mistakesRestarting modemReevaluating evaluationsFactoring in lazinessImporting stale RAW filesAttempting to turning off and on againContemplating takeaway orderSimulating productivityEnabling voluntary overtimeEnhancing subjective beautyOptimistic ceiling staringSpilling vital coffeeCloning imperfectionsRemoving crippling doubtsAnalyzing previous messageCalibrating problem solvingCompounding omelette without breaking eggsAligning crooked edgesFocusing on indistinct detailsCultivating trivial small talkDestabilizing office chairAttempting theoretical creativityShadilayingNormalizing objective absurditiesPixelating lossless vectorsBeing politically incorrectImplementing loose disciplineDownloading RAMDepixelating realityProcrastinating coffee breaksDecrypting vague guidelinesCompressing superficial workflowFabricating Russian conspiracyReanimating deadlinesExposing imperfectionsSeizing the memes of productionHacking into the mainframeIgnoring limitationsWhitening teethDeconstructing rubix cubeExcessive head scratchingCensoring political correctnessFinding new ideas under the sun