Attempting to turning off and on againCensoring political correctnessEnabling voluntary overtimeBeing politically incorrectIgnoring limitationsOptimistic ceiling staringAttempting theoretical creativityDeconstructing rubix cubeGenerating unnecessary informationShadilayingFabricating Russian conspiracyChanging coffee filtersCalibrating problem solvingForgetting to remember to forgetExcessive head scratchingSpilling vital coffeeAligning crooked edgesSaving lost progressCloning imperfectionsRestarting modemDestabilizing office chairFocusing on indistinct detailsEnhancing subjective beautyHacking into the mainframeStitching vertical panoramasFinding new ideas under the sunFactoring in lazinessReanimating deadlinesAnalyzing previous messageNormalizing objective absurditiesPixelating lossless vectorsBuffering cursing computerImplementing loose disciplineDecrypting vague guidelinesImporting stale RAW filesReevaluating evaluationsSimulating productivityCompressing superficial workflowDownloading RAMContemplating takeaway orderProcrastinating coffee breaksWhitening teethExposing imperfectionsSeizing the memes of productionCultivating trivial small talkCompounding omelette without breaking eggsAvoiding elaborate mistakesDepixelating realityRemoving crippling doubts