Enabling voluntary overtimeImporting stale RAW filesSaving lost progressProcrastinating coffee breaksFinding new ideas under the sunCloning imperfectionsSpilling vital coffeeGenerating unnecessary informationFocusing on indistinct detailsDownloading RAMSeizing the memes of productionAvoiding elaborate mistakesAttempting to turning off and on againStitching vertical panoramasRestarting modemCalibrating problem solvingReanimating deadlinesEnhancing subjective beautyDestabilizing office chairCensoring political correctnessDepixelating realityAnalyzing previous messageNormalizing objective absurditiesExcessive head scratchingPixelating lossless vectorsBuffering cursing computerSimulating productivityOptimistic ceiling staringCompressing superficial workflowDecrypting vague guidelinesImplementing loose disciplineFabricating Russian conspiracyAligning crooked edgesBeing politically incorrectIgnoring limitationsWhitening teethContemplating takeaway orderShadilayingReevaluating evaluationsAttempting theoretical creativityChanging coffee filtersFactoring in lazinessHacking into the mainframeRemoving crippling doubtsCultivating trivial small talkCompounding omelette without breaking eggsForgetting to remember to forgetDeconstructing rubix cubeExposing imperfections