Removing crippling doubtsCompounding omelette without breaking eggsCloning imperfectionsExcessive head scratchingCompressing superficial workflowSaving lost progressSeizing the memes of productionFinding new ideas under the sunCalibrating problem solvingAligning crooked edgesGenerating unnecessary informationWhitening teethSimulating productivitySpilling vital coffeeHacking into the mainframeImporting stale RAW filesRestarting modemAvoiding elaborate mistakesFabricating Russian conspiracyDecrypting vague guidelinesFocusing on indistinct detailsAttempting theoretical creativityFactoring in lazinessAttempting to turning off and on againDeconstructing rubix cubeProcrastinating coffee breaksExposing imperfectionsOptimistic ceiling staringBuffering cursing computerReanimating deadlinesNormalizing objective absurditiesShadilayingCultivating trivial small talkPixelating lossless vectorsDownloading RAMContemplating takeaway orderForgetting to remember to forgetImplementing loose disciplineStitching vertical panoramasDepixelating realityEnabling voluntary overtimeChanging coffee filtersEnhancing subjective beautyAnalyzing previous messageIgnoring limitationsBeing politically incorrectCensoring political correctnessReevaluating evaluationsDestabilizing office chair