Saving lost progressAnalyzing previous messageFabricating Russian conspiracySpilling vital coffeeCensoring political correctnessCompounding omelette without breaking eggsContemplating takeaway orderWhitening teethImporting stale RAW filesCalibrating problem solvingForgetting to remember to forgetAttempting to turning off and on againDecrypting vague guidelinesNormalizing objective absurditiesFocusing on indistinct detailsExcessive head scratchingProcrastinating coffee breaksEnhancing subjective beautyFinding new ideas under the sunHacking into the mainframeCloning imperfectionsIgnoring limitationsGenerating unnecessary informationOptimistic ceiling staringFactoring in lazinessReanimating deadlinesDepixelating realityPixelating lossless vectorsReevaluating evaluationsEnabling voluntary overtimeRemoving crippling doubtsShadilayingSimulating productivityDeconstructing rubix cubeDestabilizing office chairCompressing superficial workflowSeizing the memes of productionCultivating trivial small talkImplementing loose disciplineRestarting modemExposing imperfectionsDownloading RAMStitching vertical panoramasAligning crooked edgesChanging coffee filtersAvoiding elaborate mistakesBeing politically incorrectAttempting theoretical creativityBuffering cursing computer