Censoring political correctnessSimulating productivityBeing politically incorrectRemoving crippling doubtsSpilling vital coffeeAttempting to turning off and on againChanging coffee filtersAvoiding elaborate mistakesStitching vertical panoramasCloning imperfectionsCompressing superficial workflowFactoring in lazinessContemplating takeaway orderAttempting theoretical creativityDecrypting vague guidelinesFabricating Russian conspiracySeizing the memes of productionWhitening teethReanimating deadlinesGenerating unnecessary informationRestarting modemOptimistic ceiling staringShadilayingCompounding omelette without breaking eggsExcessive head scratchingHacking into the mainframePixelating lossless vectorsExposing imperfectionsIgnoring limitationsEnabling voluntary overtimeFocusing on indistinct detailsImplementing loose disciplineAnalyzing previous messageEnhancing subjective beautyDepixelating realityReevaluating evaluationsFinding new ideas under the sunForgetting to remember to forgetDownloading RAMImporting stale RAW filesCultivating trivial small talkNormalizing objective absurditiesDeconstructing rubix cubeDestabilizing office chairSaving lost progressBuffering cursing computerProcrastinating coffee breaksCalibrating problem solvingAligning crooked edges