Saving lost progressExcessive head scratchingGenerating unnecessary informationRestarting modemAligning crooked edgesSpilling vital coffeeStitching vertical panoramasFinding new ideas under the sunContemplating takeaway orderAvoiding elaborate mistakesDecrypting vague guidelinesEnhancing subjective beautyEnabling voluntary overtimeDepixelating realityImplementing loose disciplineForgetting to remember to forgetShadilayingDestabilizing office chairSeizing the memes of productionCloning imperfectionsChanging coffee filtersPixelating lossless vectorsCompounding omelette without breaking eggsIgnoring limitationsWhitening teethDeconstructing rubix cubeAttempting to turning off and on againCensoring political correctnessAttempting theoretical creativityRemoving crippling doubtsProcrastinating coffee breaksCultivating trivial small talkCompressing superficial workflowFabricating Russian conspiracyImporting stale RAW filesSimulating productivityOptimistic ceiling staringCalibrating problem solvingBuffering cursing computerHacking into the mainframeFocusing on indistinct detailsReanimating deadlinesNormalizing objective absurditiesReevaluating evaluationsFactoring in lazinessDownloading RAMAnalyzing previous messageExposing imperfectionsBeing politically incorrect