Compressing superficial workflowRestarting modemWhitening teethDestabilizing office chairDecrypting vague guidelinesOptimistic ceiling staringImplementing loose disciplineDepixelating realitySpilling vital coffeeReevaluating evaluationsGenerating unnecessary informationBeing politically incorrectBuffering cursing computerFinding new ideas under the sunAvoiding elaborate mistakesStitching vertical panoramasHacking into the mainframeProcrastinating coffee breaksNormalizing objective absurditiesContemplating takeaway orderCompounding omelette without breaking eggsEnabling voluntary overtimePixelating lossless vectorsImporting stale RAW filesFabricating Russian conspiracyCensoring political correctnessDownloading RAMFocusing on indistinct detailsChanging coffee filtersForgetting to remember to forgetEnhancing subjective beautyIgnoring limitationsFactoring in lazinessExcessive head scratchingReanimating deadlinesAttempting to turning off and on againAligning crooked edgesSimulating productivityCalibrating problem solvingSaving lost progressSeizing the memes of productionDeconstructing rubix cubeAnalyzing previous messageCultivating trivial small talkRemoving crippling doubtsExposing imperfectionsCloning imperfectionsShadilayingAttempting theoretical creativity