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Contemplating takeaway orderFinding new ideas under the sunBeing politically incorrectDecrypting vague guidelinesFocusing on indistinct detailsAligning crooked edgesSpilling vital coffeeDownloading RAMSimulating productivityCalibrating problem solvingSeizing the memes of productionDeconstructing rubix cubeDestabilizing office chairRestarting modemChanging coffee filtersRemoving crippling doubtsWhitening teethNormalizing objective absurditiesReanimating deadlinesSaving lost progressAttempting theoretical creativityIgnoring limitationsCloning imperfectionsAvoiding elaborate mistakesImporting stale RAW filesOptimistic ceiling staringProcrastinating coffee breaksForgetting to remember to forgetAttempting to turning off and on againHacking into the mainframeEnabling voluntary overtimeDepixelating realityStitching vertical panoramasAnalyzing previous messageEnhancing subjective beautyCompounding omelette without breaking eggsImplementing loose disciplineExcessive head scratchingFactoring in lazinessBuffering cursing computerPixelating lossless vectorsShadilayingCultivating trivial small talkExposing imperfectionsCompressing superficial workflowCensoring political correctnessGenerating unnecessary informationFabricating Russian conspiracyReevaluating evaluations