Compounding omelette without breaking eggsGenerating unnecessary informationForgetting to remember to forgetNormalizing objective absurditiesOptimistic ceiling staringSimulating productivityCloning imperfectionsAttempting to turning off and on againBeing politically incorrectContemplating takeaway orderImporting stale RAW filesRestarting modemSaving lost progressCalibrating problem solvingIgnoring limitationsPixelating lossless vectorsDeconstructing rubix cubeAligning crooked edgesExcessive head scratchingEnhancing subjective beautyStitching vertical panoramasDecrypting vague guidelinesFocusing on indistinct detailsCensoring political correctnessChanging coffee filtersFactoring in lazinessRemoving crippling doubtsAvoiding elaborate mistakesDownloading RAMEnabling voluntary overtimeImplementing loose disciplineFinding new ideas under the sunBuffering cursing computerReevaluating evaluationsAttempting theoretical creativitySpilling vital coffeeWhitening teethProcrastinating coffee breaksShadilayingSeizing the memes of productionCultivating trivial small talkAnalyzing previous messageCompressing superficial workflowHacking into the mainframeFabricating Russian conspiracyDestabilizing office chairReanimating deadlinesExposing imperfectionsDepixelating reality