Compressing superficial workflowEnabling voluntary overtimeHacking into the mainframeContemplating takeaway orderShadilayingCompounding omelette without breaking eggsChanging coffee filtersRestarting modemOptimistic ceiling staringDecrypting vague guidelinesFinding new ideas under the sunImporting stale RAW filesSeizing the memes of productionDestabilizing office chairAttempting to turning off and on againAnalyzing previous messageReevaluating evaluationsCloning imperfectionsExcessive head scratchingEnhancing subjective beautyGenerating unnecessary informationStitching vertical panoramasDeconstructing rubix cubeImplementing loose disciplineWhitening teethSpilling vital coffeeCultivating trivial small talkSimulating productivityFocusing on indistinct detailsForgetting to remember to forgetAttempting theoretical creativityFactoring in lazinessPixelating lossless vectorsDownloading RAMReanimating deadlinesNormalizing objective absurditiesBeing politically incorrectAligning crooked edgesCensoring political correctnessRemoving crippling doubtsIgnoring limitationsSaving lost progressAvoiding elaborate mistakesExposing imperfectionsCalibrating problem solvingDepixelating realityFabricating Russian conspiracyProcrastinating coffee breaksBuffering cursing computer