Deconstructing rubix cubeCalibrating problem solvingIgnoring limitationsRestarting modemDepixelating realityCultivating trivial small talkExposing imperfectionsImplementing loose disciplineStitching vertical panoramasEnhancing subjective beautyReanimating deadlinesHacking into the mainframeEnabling voluntary overtimeBuffering cursing computerRemoving crippling doubtsAnalyzing previous messageFabricating Russian conspiracyProcrastinating coffee breaksCensoring political correctnessFinding new ideas under the sunSaving lost progressFactoring in lazinessAttempting theoretical creativityImporting stale RAW filesDecrypting vague guidelinesWhitening teethCompressing superficial workflowShadilayingNormalizing objective absurditiesSeizing the memes of productionBeing politically incorrectAligning crooked edgesExcessive head scratchingCompounding omelette without breaking eggsDownloading RAMOptimistic ceiling staringAttempting to turning off and on againAvoiding elaborate mistakesForgetting to remember to forgetContemplating takeaway orderSimulating productivitySpilling vital coffeePixelating lossless vectorsCloning imperfectionsChanging coffee filtersReevaluating evaluationsGenerating unnecessary informationDestabilizing office chairFocusing on indistinct details