Downloading RAMDecrypting vague guidelinesCultivating trivial small talkRestarting modemSimulating productivityRemoving crippling doubtsWhitening teethImplementing loose disciplineBeing politically incorrectImporting stale RAW filesForgetting to remember to forgetSpilling vital coffeeIgnoring limitationsExcessive head scratchingDestabilizing office chairSeizing the memes of productionFabricating Russian conspiracyChanging coffee filtersAttempting theoretical creativityAvoiding elaborate mistakesStitching vertical panoramasCompounding omelette without breaking eggsAttempting to turning off and on againBuffering cursing computerPixelating lossless vectorsDepixelating realityExposing imperfectionsAnalyzing previous messageSaving lost progressHacking into the mainframeDeconstructing rubix cubeAligning crooked edgesFocusing on indistinct detailsCensoring political correctnessEnabling voluntary overtimeFinding new ideas under the sunGenerating unnecessary informationShadilayingCompressing superficial workflowCalibrating problem solvingCloning imperfectionsReanimating deadlinesContemplating takeaway orderProcrastinating coffee breaksEnhancing subjective beautyFactoring in lazinessNormalizing objective absurditiesOptimistic ceiling staringReevaluating evaluations