Avoiding elaborate mistakesCultivating trivial small talkEnhancing subjective beautyCompressing superficial workflowPixelating lossless vectorsProcrastinating coffee breaksFactoring in lazinessWhitening teethCensoring political correctnessRemoving crippling doubtsCompounding omelette without breaking eggsFocusing on indistinct detailsSpilling vital coffeeIgnoring limitationsContemplating takeaway orderDeconstructing rubix cubeDecrypting vague guidelinesSaving lost progressImporting stale RAW filesDestabilizing office chairSimulating productivityFabricating Russian conspiracyReevaluating evaluationsGenerating unnecessary informationNormalizing objective absurditiesAttempting to turning off and on againAttempting theoretical creativityFinding new ideas under the sunExcessive head scratchingStitching vertical panoramasReanimating deadlinesCalibrating problem solvingRestarting modemChanging coffee filtersExposing imperfectionsImplementing loose disciplineAligning crooked edgesBuffering cursing computerHacking into the mainframeBeing politically incorrectShadilayingSeizing the memes of productionDownloading RAMEnabling voluntary overtimeAnalyzing previous messageDepixelating realityForgetting to remember to forgetCloning imperfectionsOptimistic ceiling staring