Implementing loose disciplineDeconstructing rubix cubeCalibrating problem solvingChanging coffee filtersAnalyzing previous messageFactoring in lazinessSimulating productivityAttempting theoretical creativityGenerating unnecessary informationShadilayingFinding new ideas under the sunStitching vertical panoramasEnabling voluntary overtimeReanimating deadlinesAligning crooked edgesExposing imperfectionsEnhancing subjective beautyHacking into the mainframeDepixelating realityDecrypting vague guidelinesCultivating trivial small talkBeing politically incorrectRestarting modemOptimistic ceiling staringBuffering cursing computerNormalizing objective absurditiesPixelating lossless vectorsSpilling vital coffeeCompounding omelette without breaking eggsRemoving crippling doubtsAttempting to turning off and on againForgetting to remember to forgetFocusing on indistinct detailsCensoring political correctnessCompressing superficial workflowContemplating takeaway orderFabricating Russian conspiracyIgnoring limitationsDownloading RAMImporting stale RAW filesProcrastinating coffee breaksSaving lost progressDestabilizing office chairWhitening teethCloning imperfectionsSeizing the memes of productionAvoiding elaborate mistakesExcessive head scratchingReevaluating evaluations