Focusing on indistinct detailsReanimating deadlinesFactoring in lazinessEnabling voluntary overtimeAligning crooked edgesEnhancing subjective beautyDeconstructing rubix cubeCensoring political correctnessFinding new ideas under the sunRemoving crippling doubtsNormalizing objective absurditiesSimulating productivitySaving lost progressBuffering cursing computerIgnoring limitationsReevaluating evaluationsRestarting modemSpilling vital coffeeAttempting to turning off and on againCultivating trivial small talkShadilayingDecrypting vague guidelinesChanging coffee filtersForgetting to remember to forgetImporting stale RAW filesGenerating unnecessary informationAvoiding elaborate mistakesFabricating Russian conspiracyAttempting theoretical creativitySeizing the memes of productionDestabilizing office chairCalibrating problem solvingOptimistic ceiling staringBeing politically incorrectImplementing loose disciplineStitching vertical panoramasProcrastinating coffee breaksCompressing superficial workflowWhitening teethCompounding omelette without breaking eggsAnalyzing previous messageExcessive head scratchingDownloading RAMHacking into the mainframeCloning imperfectionsPixelating lossless vectorsContemplating takeaway orderDepixelating realityExposing imperfections